Any good writers in here?

[giantdouche]

Okay, I'm working on a game design document right now...I got all the complicated shit done. I just need to write an introduction. Should I just list the game features, write a paragraph about the game or what...I'm a horrible writer and can't think of anything at the moment.

Any help or sarcastic comments are appreciated.

 

[jerseyart]

Yeah I write good, gooder than you anyways

 

[velvett]

and more betterer.

 

[giantdouche]

I love you both.

 

[jerseyart]

V

That's cause you aint seen nuttin yet

 

[from zero]

Nathan and Chefwide have an exceptional way with words.

 

[biteme]

I've been told by my brother-in-law who taught college English, that I was a good writer. I use to write for therapeutic reasons. I let him read some of it and he said that he wanted to put it all together and make a book out of it. Don't know if he was serious about that. Can't help you with that kind of writing though.

 

[jerseyart]

In all seriousness, Chef is an exceptional writer, as is Chaos. Each has a unique flair with words

 

[DIVISION]

Okay, I'm working on a game design document right now...I got all the complicated shit done. I just need to write an introduction. Should I just list the game features, write a paragraph about the game or what...I'm a horrible writer and can't think of anything at the moment.

Any help or sarcastic comments are appreciated.

Outline the characteristics of the game and all underlying, outlining features of the game. The basics.

I'm a erotic shorty story writer on the side, so I'd say I'm decent with the visual wordplay.

nugga.





DIV

 

[velvett]

I can write well, if I want to.
But I've had enough of you for today.

 

[giantdouche]

I can write well, if I want to.
But I've had enough of you for today.

Well, you're just mean then aren't you.

 

[Carmen]

i've had short stories published, and taken tons of creative writing courses.
i'd help you, but i'm kinda tired. and, my toe hurts. its blocking my creative juices.

 

[giantdouche]

Outline the characteristics of the game and all underlying, outlining features of the game. The basics.

I'm a erotic shorty story writer on the side, so I'd say I'm decent with the visual wordplay.

nugga.





DIV

That's pretty much what I was thinking. Just wasn't sure. Thanks.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Outline the characteristics of the game and all underlying, outlining features of the game. The basics.

yeah... basically a section of your game design goals--philosophical points as to why you designed the game the way you did, why it's different/better than similar games in your target market, etc. Hype your work.

 

[giantdouche]

All finished. Thanks to those who helped. I'd give you karma but my power is 0 so I guess it doesn't matter. For those who are into roleplaying games - this is gonna be the baddest mmorpg ever made.

 

[Razorguns]

The introduction should be a quick summary about the product. Make sure they understand in general what it is, and what this document is all about.

Avoid run-on sentneces. Be brief, concise and direct.

 

[DIVISION]

i've had short stories published, and taken tons of creative writing courses.
i'd help you, but i'm kinda tired. and, my toe hurts. its blocking my creative juices.

Don't wear flip-flops to the library......lil' girl.

Your creative juices may be blocked, but your vaginal secretions are flowing waterfalls.....

fucking calico cats!!!!



DIV

 

[Carmen]

Don't wear flip-flops to the library......lil' girl.

Your creative juices may be blocked, but your vaginal secretions are flowing waterfalls.....

fucking calico cats!!!!
:

lol.. i shoulda known not to use the word "juices".

 

[big_bad_buff]

what is a game design document?

Okay, I'm working on a game design document right now...I got all the complicated shit done. I just need to write an introduction. Should I just list the game features, write a paragraph about the game or what...I'm a horrible writer and can't think of anything at the moment.

Any help or sarcastic comments are appreciated.

 

[DIVISION]

lol.. i shoulda known not to use the word "juices".

Since you're creamy pale white.........does this mean you secrete white cranberry juice? ......





DIV

 

[Carmen]

Since you're creamy pale white.........does this mean you secrete white cranberry juice? ......
:

lol... leave me and my secretions out of this.

ewww. that sounded gross.

 

[DIVISION]

lol... leave me and my secretions out of this.

ewww. that sounded gross.

It's impossible.......you're already in it.....

Why do you refuse to be what you are?

What's gross is that I can't see the contrast between your thighs, lips and labia.

Vanilla & Strawberry Cream.....



DIV

 

[SoreArms]

I write technical manuals

 

[giantdouche]

what is a game design document?

It's basically a document that includes all the details about a game. How each aspect works etc. Then I give it to the programmers/graphic designers who turn it into an actual game. It includes everything, monster description, character description, how skills work, storyline, all that shit. Mine is well over 100 pages long.

 

[DIVISION]

I write technical manuals

I write scathing reviews....


DIV

 

[Forge]

I'm a erotic shorty story writer on the side, so I'd say I'm decent with the visual wordplay.

I don't believe you. Please post an example to prove it. Make it something with a female getting hard anal please, thanks.

 

[Robert Jan]

Chef, Chaos, AAP, JA can write

I sometimes write out something that's well composed, but then it's usually shamelessly plagiarised