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Any Golden Tee players @Elite?
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the nature boy
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deteras1 said:I have played Golden Tee every winter for the past three years,its addicting.I shot -13 in nine holes for this months tourny.I'm going tonite to play in a little tourny about 20 people normally play in,wish me luck.
used to play that game a lot. I was reading a magazine article about golden tee and they were talking about this guy who could drive the ball over 400 repeatedly. Supposedly he would get like 5 feet away and run at the machine. what a retard.
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I also don't want arthritis.
tiger88 said:
I also don't want arthritis.
I have a couple people at my work who play- one of them has a buddy who does that run up thing and knocked himself out.... went to hit the ball and slipped- the machine hit him in the solar plexus, and he was out- fell back like a log and smacked his head on the cement floor.....
dude said it was funny as hell...
dude said it was funny as hell...
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Becoming said:
lol, sounds like it.
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i have a theory that Golden Tee is a government funded project designed to brainwash the American populace. Hidden messages are transmitted to your subconscious on each hole. Notice you can't go anywhere in this country without a Golden Tee machine being within 10 feet of you. I don't care if you're at church, in Victoria's Secret, scuba-diving or hunting turkeys, it's guaranteed that a GT machine is not far away. I refuse to play the game.
The Nature Boy said:
i have a theory that Golden Tee is a government funded project designed to brainwash the American populace. Hidden messages are transmitted to your subconscious on each hole. Notice you can't go anywhere in this country without a Golden Tee machine being within 10 feet of you. I don't care if you're at church, in Victoria's Secret, scuba-diving or hunting turkeys, it's guaranteed that a GT machine is not far away. I refuse to play the game.
the nature boy
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he knows too much.
supersizeme said:
he knows too much.
j/k
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Yeah it would be cool until all of a sudden the Golden Tee machine started playing Duran Duran's "Reflex" at 150 decibels and a picture of Bea Arthur in fatigues starts flashing on the screen. Next thing we know we're bug-eyed in my Maxima doing 145mph on the highway on the way to Washington D.C. to receive our assignments.
tiger88 said:
Yeah it would be cool until all of a sudden the Golden Tee machine started playing Duran Duran's "Reflex" at 150 decibels and a picture of Bea Arthur in fatigues starts flashing on the screen. Next thing we know we're bug-eyed in my Maxima doing 145mph on the highway on the way to Washington D.C. to receive our assignments.
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I had never heard of it prior to moving here. The guys here are all excited because there is a new version out.
We have a guy that is a consultant for us that shattered his wrist because he ran at the thing and hit the ball that way, but he was drunk and hit off a bit and the force shattered his wrist.
Then very soon after that, in a cast, he was playing and he got mad and kicked the thing and broke his foot - I think he actually might have broken it again later while it was still in a cast.
He has had a series of other accidents as well that get much worse - a bad bike accident in which he lost part of his foot and broke his arm, and another one that messed up his knee.
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We have a guy that is a consultant for us that shattered his wrist because he ran at the thing and hit the ball that way, but he was drunk and hit off a bit and the force shattered his wrist.
Then very soon after that, in a cast, he was playing and he got mad and kicked the thing and broke his foot - I think he actually might have broken it again later while it was still in a cast.
He has had a series of other accidents as well that get much worse - a bad bike accident in which he lost part of his foot and broke his arm, and another one that messed up his knee.
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Is this some sort of 'water sport'?
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