any annoying bastards at your gym

[fallenangel]

I was working out yesterday and got this guy to spot me on the behind the neck press. did three sets and decided to add more weight anyway after the final set with more weight he then went on to critique my technique (which was fine from my vantage point in the mirror) the funniest thing about it is this is a guy who's been training for a year yet still uses 25ib dumbells for dumbell shoulder presses if i was him i wouldnt have the cheek to critisise anyone. anybody else got someone at thier gym like him

 

[primetime21]

i had an old guy at my old gym that kept telling me that i am not going down far enough on my incline dumbell presses. He was doing half of what i was doing but like an idiot i figured he was old so maybe he knew he something. So i proceeded to go lower on my presses and about 30 seconds after i am done i feel a twinge in my shoulder. What do ya know? my shoulder was messed up. The next 3 months i spent working around it. From then on, i listen to no one.

 

[Big Country 056]

This one's my favorite... Yhere's always the one guy at the gym who is not only NOT there to train, but wants to talk to everyone while thay try to! I made the mistake the other day of talking ti this guy while I was doing cardio. Yesterday, I'm getting ready for a heavy set of leg presses, and here he comes...blah blah blah.. I was already under the weight, so all I could manage was to grunt "DIIIIIIIIEEEE!"

What a peckerhead!

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

Theres a guy at my gym that seems to think he will get bigger the longer he's there .I mean, this guy camps out- He does one set of dumbell flyes, and spends the next hour reading a magazine or flapping his mouth.Drives me fuk*n crazy

 

[BoomBoom]

Well I am getting ready for contest and I am currently working out at a fairly small gym and that has everything you need but just not a lot of them. So ifr some one is on the machine you are wanting to use.... you are fucked! YOu just have to sit there and wait.
Well I am doing a lot of cardio now to get ready for the contest and I usually like to do it after my work out or in the morning. I am usually to late at getting there in the morning to do it before breakfast and it messes up my meals all day long.
There is this stupid fuckin old woman about 70 years old (no shit) that comes in every day before her little aerobics class and gets on the cross trainer which i use for my cardio. I hate that bitch! Now this may sound a little selfish so far but she gets on that thing, leans completey on the arm rest looking straight down breathing like a french whore just barely moving the damn foot pettles at a rpm the machine can recognize!And to top it all of she gets on this thing and stays on there for a freakin 2 hours ata time I can take it I am on this diet an i know I can be real mean sometimes but I swear to god that I have actually wished the old hag would croak or some thin! Then she will get off am look directly at me at the front desk ( I work at the gym) an smile a little shit faced old woman kinda smile with rotten teeth an ahhh shit I a gonna puke!

 

[gadawg]

Had an older guy spot me on bench yesterday. I was trying for five, on the third he comes flying in, grabs the bar (one handed) and yanks. He then tells me I can get hurt doing this heavy weight without using a machine. I was so disgusted I had a horrible work out.

 

[Yellowbomber]

When someone disturbes me I simply crush his brain under a 50 pound barbell

 

[Spunky]

annoying bastards at my gym??

I workout at Annoying Bastards R Us Fitness Center.

 

[FirstTimeUser0001]

These compare nothing to a post I read a month ago or so.... some guy has this "captain america" guy at his gym. All the guy does is cardio, and is super skinny.... I will search and try to find the post... hopefully he will repost it. It has something to do with him running out the door to ditch the guy though.

 

[GinNJuice]

Yeah, I made the mistake of asking some dude to spot me on bench press one day. I was going fairly heavy and wanted to get 6 or 8 reps. Well, I get started and I'm moving the bar fairly slowly, both up and down like I usully do, and dude comes in and starts assisting after the 2nd rep $##$%. I was not even stuck!!! So I go after my 4th rep and he automaically starts assisting as soon as I come off my chest .... WTF!

I had at least another 3 reps in me (unassisted) and this dill hole is fuking them up..... so I end up doing 12 reps just to salvage the set, then I tell the fuking guy NOT TO ASSIST unless I'm stuck!

 

[loutocool]

I'm pretty lucky at the gym I work out at u only get advise if u ask for it. If that happened to me I would have to say if I wanted advise from an ass hole I'd
bend over and see what my own ass had to say
In my opinion even if I see some one I think is doing some thin wrong If they wanted my advise they would ask for it.


"LIFT HARD STAY HARD"

 

[onicap]

You gotta set the tone right off the bat with some of these people..talkers and spotters. The talkers: I just tell them that I'm here to train and that when I'm resting I'm focusing on my next set. Be glad to talk AFTER I complete my workout. Usually works like a charm. Spotters: I too got injured once while someone I didn't know spotted me on incline. He rushed before I had even gotten stuck in the upward motion, but the dumbass ended up pushing the bar forward about 4 inches and I had to compensate. Anyway, now I TELL a potential spotter..Don't touch the bar until I say the word "spot" then help me up just enough to keep the weights moving upward. This usually works also.

 

[loutocool]

hey GinNJuce, I think u should slaped that fucker.
I hate people like that then and those fuck heads that
when u struggle a little they grab the bar and pull it up
and rack it. These guy's belong at a health club not a
gym.

 

[Enigmaxxx7]

LMAO @ Spunky!!! I think we work out at the same gym.
Well Fallenangel, my gym pushes Apex and everyone in the gym that's on Apex is annoying. They all come in fat and out of shape. They go all over the damn gym with a trainer. They do one set of something, talk and gossip for about 20 minutes (just standing in the fuckin way) and then do one set of something totally different, talk for 20 minutes.....you get the picture. They all leave there 2 months later fatter and more out of shape. They do lose weight in the wallet though. Dumbasses.

THERE IS NO MAGIC PILL. EAT RIGHT, TRAIN HARD.

 

[LT24]

Loud mouth asshole!!

We have this fuck nut at World's that does nothing but run his mouth! He's size extra tiny, the other day he left and came back in a while with a bag of Wendy's food, sat down at the counter and eat it. Must be the high fat diet that most of try to avoid.

We nick named him Fezz!! (that 70's show).


He spends his time in the Gym walking around interviewing anything with a vagina.

My "69" cents

 

[tp8181]

Old people should go do cardio at the mall.

There is one guy who comes in and lifts seldomly and then proceeds to go watch t.v. in the waiting room and sometimes falls asleep there. He was there one time for 4 hours during my shift. Since I worked there a few others and I have taken bets on how long he will stay.

 

[jack hust]

hell yea this guy gets on a machine stays there for 30min and does his reps like he is doing jazzersize and then he starts to grunt like he has done some work when he is barley benching 60lbs.

 

[littlearnold1069]

These compare nothing to a post I read a month ago or so.... some guy has this "captain america" guy at his gym. All the guy does is cardio, and is super skinny.... I will search and try to find the post... hopefully he will repost it. It has something to do with him running out the door to ditch the guy though.

i believe it is ultragainz...i think his guy is Mr. USA...i will try to find a link

 

[littlearnold1069]

here is one where he is talking about him http://209.11.101.244/forum/showthread.php?threadid=18090

 

[IamTHEman]

i only give advice to the hot ass girls, fuck the rest of them, the less competition, the more ass for me!!! besides, it doesn't look like any of them are going to listen anyways, they think they are the shit and they know what they are doing, save your breath, you;ll need it to squat!!!

ONE

 

[Adaptek]

When I go to the gym its time to train. I ignore all those other fuckers.

 

[macDbol]

this guy at my gym is one of the biggest guys there,,,he's has to have several cycles under his belt,,anyway, ive never seen him work out hard,he just fucks around with the cables and machines and goes super light,the rest of the time he just talks to ppl,i dont know how he maintains his size.

 

[Mike80]

my favorite is the group of skinny wife beater wearing guys that come in there like 6-10 at a time together, and do one set of leg presses one set of flat bench, talk on their cell phone, hit on the girls, and one set of curls, then when you look at them they turn to one another and say "yo he be frontin yo". There is skinny little bastart that works out in his slippers, and everyone make fun of him.

 

[feelin_kinda_saucey]

i have two dudes in my gym that have no fuckin concept of deoderant , in the last year neither of them have ever worn it for one day ... when they walk around the gym the whole fuckin place smells like barbaqued tuna.. and the one fucker has the nerve to walk around the gym when he gets there and rearrange every single wieght like he fuckin works there or something and by the time hes done with that the whole place is ready to puke .... its really annoying ... oh ya the wife beater kids with the 14 inch arms get kinda annoying too!

 

[Digital Ronin]

Thanks guys... this is one of the funniest post I've read in awhile...

 

[ironman_845]

These guys sound like some of the numbnut trainers at my gym.. The only way to handle them is to smile at them and ignore them.. just sit there smiling while they run their mouths.. then start your next set while they are still talking..

The old ladies at my gym are cool.. just say good morning to them & smile.. they are happy to get out of the way or even offer to let me work in.. I find the nicer I am to them the more likely they will stay out of my way..

Spotters all suck.. the worse is my 13 yo son.. horny little fuck is always staring at some ass. I do all of my heavy stuff in a rack or on a machine.. it just isn't worth the trouble with most of the guys in my gym..

 

[BigBluto]

I hate the guys who pile the weight on the curl bar, like 135lbs and their not even big, then they proceed to throw their backs up in the air like a volleyball. I hate those clowns with the wrong form. Or people that are smaller then you but tell you that you're lifting wrong.

Got this real fat guy in my gym, must be about 400lbs and sloppy with tons of extra skin. Any way he brags sometimes about how he just did 315lbs on the bench as his 1 rep max. I feel like sayin, "Bro, your 400lbs doing 315. You're not even considered in shape unless you do at least your body weight. I have nothing against the fact that he's fat, just against the fact that he's fat and obnoxious.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I hate the guys who pile the weight on the curl bar, like 135lbs and their not even big, then they proceed to throw their backs up in the air like a volleyball. I hate those clowns with the wrong form. Or people that are smaller then you but tell you that you're lifting wrong.

they used to bother me - now I just think of them as doing back exercises and I feel better about it. funny that they think they are working their arms...

 

[WODIN]

There is this guy that bugs my ass on squats when I go up to 4-5 plates a side about wearing a belt. EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! I just laugh in his face and do my thing.

Happy good way to see that. and IMO 135 aint loadin the bar for wide curls!

 

[megabump]

All those posts and I cant believe no one else hates the people that camp out on a machine forever, slouched over starin at their nails between sets. Stand up and let someone who is actually training work in for christs sake. It might not be as bad in big gyms, but my gym has one fly/rear delt machine and you practically have to write your name on a board to get a set in on it. I keep my sanity by doin a different exercise that day but Ive trained whole bodyparts and still seen the same people on the same machines as when I started.

 

[BigBluto]

IMO 135 aint loadin the bar for wide curls!


Maybe not 4 u or I but for a 145lb Indian Kid who just joined the gym a week ago it is.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I love the middle weights who think they're huge who have to scream across the gym to each other and make their ignorance known by making stupid noises.

They're too small to train at the hardcore gym so they try to run the one I go to yet they're only like 15lbs heavier than me.

I've only had my technique corrected twice. Once on bentover barbell rows (the guy saved my back by teaching me the right way). And another time on chest press when I was new because I always had the seat too high. So I don't really mind comments, especially since they were both bigger than me. I guess if a smaller newbie said something I'd be pissed.

 

[HappyScrappy]

ther other day I was lifting and kept hearing these load groaning/screaming noises. my gym has all these dividers with mirros on them and I was looking around and couldn't see where the idiot was that was lifting and making the straining noises.
when I was done with my sets I went to refill my water bottle and saw that it wasn't some asshole, but instead a mentally... reatarded (??sorry, I don't know what the PC term is these days) person standing in the corner just yelling until someone walked over to him and led him back to a machine. then he'd lift some and then get up and go yell in the corner some more.
he seemed to be having far more fun than I was.

 

[supersizeme]

omg that's fucked up HS.

 

[HelmsmaN]

There's this new guy who's obviously showing someone "how to workout".....I call him the *airpump*. I mean sure you have to breathe as you rep, but you can hear this fool inhale and exhale across the damn gym! It's so irritating.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

"This one's my favorite... Yhere's always the one guy at the gym who is not only NOT there to train, but wants to talk to everyone while thay try to! I made the mistake the other day of talking ti this guy while I was doing cardio. Yesterday, I'm getting ready for a heavy set of leg presses, and here he comes...blah blah blah.. I was already under the weight, so all I could manage was to grunt "DIIIIIIIIEEEE!"

What a peckerhead!"


Yep, we got that guy too. The worst part is that he is now using gear, and thinks he is getting huge.

I have never seen someone make such poor gains off their first steroid cycle (he was bragging about being up 6lbs at the 8 week mark).

I think you have to train for the drugs to work

 

[Wfabrizio]

Well, I work out in my own personal gym at my house (that's what I call it anyways) and there's this fucking guy who keeps staring at me in the mirror. Man, it really creeps me out sometimes. Just when I think he isn't looking and I glance over.....there he is!

HS, that is some funny shit (even if it is Un-PC)

 

[Wfabrizio]

By the way, Little Arnold, right on with the choice. Eric Bostrom is kicking ass on that thing right now in AMA Supersport racing. Go with the Akropovic exhaust and a Dynojet Stage 1 kit w/ K&N.

You do any trackdays?

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

People who jump rope in the weight room don't know how long before I kill one of these mother f#ckers!

 

[Tuna Guy]

Fallen angel whats the name of the gym that you train at.

 

[Star]

Oh lord do I have some of those Tardos at my Gym!! There are these two black guys that come in....One with a jerry curl that wears matching work out suits down to the shoe laces and plastic baseball batting hat (no I am not kidding) and his best pal that wears a stocking on his head and has gyno......I have never seen these fuckers work out and they have ALWAYS been there no matter what time I come in......Just sitting......just talking shit.....I want to kill them!! There is also this lady that comes in....make up to the hilt.....about a can of aqua net on the head and wears fucking sun glasses around the gym.....What are in these peoples fucking brains??

Star

 

[theoak01]

i discovered my gym was least busy in mid afternoon just after lunch,well i have been doing this for a month now and after teh first week of me doing it this smaller guy has been there everyday i lift and sizes me up and asks me all kinds of questions about what lift im doing works,and holy shit does he scream when benching those 2 45's,fucking annoying

 

[plifter]

There's this annoying Asian guy that calls himself Kakdiesel that trains at my gym.

 

[frorider6]

I work at a large technology firm and they have their own fitness center with a decent weight room. Just try to imagine a whole bunch of geeks going to the gym. I get a broad range of guys too.

Mr. Glory Days - Played football in high school and thinks he can walk in and lift the same weights he did then. In my gym, this guy has also brought in 2 relatives and is "training" them.

ripped shirt man - rips up perfectly good t-shirts so they have huge arm and neck holes. What he needs is to cut the stomach portion out because that's the only thing huge on him. Also wears spandex shorts. In my gym, he's also the "look how much I can lift with poor form" guy. When he does barbell curls, he swings it way back into his hips and then swings it up assisting with the hips. It looks like he's fucking the bar.