anti-Cranbites must die!!!

[PsychoSkitz]

Long live Cranberry sauce, for without it my turkey may be dry!!

Death to the anti-Cranbite that do not have cranberry sauce out at the table as if it were a condiment such as salt or pepper.

We all owe gratitude to the Cranberry sauce. We all have a whole cabinet full of the stuff, hidden behind the tomato sauce and gravy. But it is there. It's been there from three years ago when it was on sale and it shall never spoil.

No frills is the only kind they make and the only kind we need. For there is no "owner" of cranberry sauce, only we, the beneficiaries of it's pleasance. Only we, the leaders of thy Cranbite truly enjoy Thanksgiving!

 

[danielson]

its good for u but


IT tastes horrible. never liked it. dad loves it, i hate it


gravy- v.nice, keeps turkey from being dry

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Gravy is Lucifer and Dan Rather is Satan.

Dogs eat gravy and even have a company named after gravy.
I bet if you filled up a giant bowl with old sloppy gravy a dog would slobber in it for hours on end, bathing his face with the must nutrionally devalued food there is.

Dogs hate Cranberry sauce, for we were blessed with common sense.

 

[danielson]

u calling me a dog?


it tastes rank. gravy tastes good. i havent had it for aa while now though....maybe my tastebuds will appreciate it now im a lil older

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

u calling me a dog?


it tastes rank. gravy tastes good. i havent had it for aa while now though....maybe my tastebuds will appreciate it now im a lil older

Age has nothing to do with it, cranberry sauce & jelly is still gross. I'll take homemade, powdered or jarred gravy anytime.

 

[danielson]

im not alone!

gravy tatses good!

 

[Milhouse]

You know why they really call it thanksgiving?

Because we are fucking thankful to only have to eat goddam turkey 2 times a year.

IF a turkey dinner is so good, why is it you have to eat it either drenched in gravy, cranberry, stuffing or all of the above.

Only thing worse is goose or duck.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

You know why they really call it thanksgiving?

Because we are fucking thankful to only have to eat goddam turkey 2 times a year.

IF a turkey dinner is so good, why is it you have to eat it either drenched in gravy, cranberry, stuffing or all of the above.

Only thing worse is goose or duck.

Die anti-American turkey hater! Turkey is as American as Betty Crocker fucking the guy on the Quaker Oats boxes with a strap on.

We are lucky to have home cooked turkey. If I could eat it 365 days a year, I would

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I agree, I always dreaded thanksgiving dinner, I hate stuffing...I don't really like turkey. Xmas and Easter dinner rock! Yeah for ham!

 

[danielson]

turkey is a v.good meat IMHO

love the stuff when cooked right, it just tends to be on the bland side. same with chicken, who eats roast chicken without gravy or <shudder> cranberries

when its dry, horrible. but its quite lean i think


more importantly, who here eats brussel sprouts? v.good for you again BUT they taste like engine acid

 

[HighIntensity]

HAM truely is the best meat!!!

thankfully we do a little seafood with our thanksgiving

but the dreaded dry turkey is always there

 

[danielson]

I agree, I always dreaded thanksgiving dinner, I hate stuffing...I don't really like turkey. Xmas and Easter dinner rock! Yeah for ham!

try pork and chesnut----mmmmm


the cool thing is if you have a larfge family, or a large party since your cooking the stuffing out the bird you can get lots of different types

 

[smallmovesal]

i like salt on my turkey... maybe a touch of gravy

no cranberry sauce, no stuffing

 

[Milhouse]

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!! SERENITY NOW!!

 

[J-DAM]

Die anti-American turkey hater! Turkey is as American as Betty Crocker fucking the guy on the Quaker Oats boxes with a strap on.

We are lucky to have home cooked turkey. If I could eat it 365 days a year, I would

Hell yes turkey is badass. Whenever I go out to eat I always order the faux-Thanksgiving dinner... turkey, potatos, cranberry, etc.

Cranberry is also badass.. especially the jellied Ocean Spray kind. Give me a can of cranberries and some leftover turkey, and that my friend, is food from the gods. Or Albertsons.

 

[danielson]

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!! SERENITY NOW!!

ill get the aluminium pole out

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[big4life]

Cranberry jelly is good. Although I used to hate it as a kid.
I'm not a big fan of gravy, most people can't make
it too good.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Bumping this up for this years T-Day