Answere with a question

[Evil_Frisky]

No and yes and no and yes!!!!

Is this thread EVER going to end???

No and yes no and yes...

Can you convince Traci to retake that pic waving at me with both hands?

 

[Kroliczek]

No and yes no and yes...

Can you convince Traci to retake that pic waving at me with both hands?

Yes.

I have yet to meat Traci! lol. I have some connections though.

Can you share?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

I have yet to meat Traci! lol. I have some connections though.

Can you share?

yes

can i have a drink?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

can i have a drink?

Yes.

Would you like me to make one for you?

Damn it I got suckered into this thread again!!

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

Would you like me to make one for you?

Damn it I got suckered into this thread again!!

yes

wanna drink with me?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

wanna drink with me?

Yes of course!

I never turn down a good time!

How about a slightly chilled guinness to start?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes of course!

I never turn down a good time!

How about a slightly chilled guinness to start?

yes

do you like vodka?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

do you like vodka?

Yes. I do.

I had a recent bad experience with hard liquor...tequila. So the hard stuff doesn't please me as much as it used to. (only one way to interpret this sentence)

Would you make me a vodka drink anyway?

 

[Robert Jan]

Yes. I do.

I had a recent bad experience with hard liquor...tequila. So the hard stuff doesn't please me as much as it used to. (only one way to interpret this sentence)

Would you make me a vodka drink anyway?

You pick.

Do you want to drink a half pint of vodka... or a 1.5 litre karaf of beer, ad fundum?

 

[Kroliczek]

You pick.

Do you want to drink a half pint of vodka... or a 1.5 litre karaf of beer, ad fundum?

Yes.

I prefer the beer. I you beer.

Can you explain to me what ad fundum means?

 

[Robert Jan]

Yes.

I prefer the beer. I you beer.

Can you explain to me what ad fundum means?

Ad fundum is to drink any amount of liquid in one go. The glass never leaves your lips and you do not stop to breathe

Some people can poor beer down their throat without moving their throats... like pooring it down a shaft... but these are usually not even the fastest drinkers... those are the ones that take the biggest sucks the fastest.

You drink fastest when you are already just slightly tipsy, not really drunk
You need to have the attitude that you are a greedy fucking pig... be almost agressive about it. Being slightly tipsy helps you concentrate on the job, rather than worry how much it will make you hurl or how bad you'll feel in the morning.

few can do a 1.5 litre ad fundum without throwing up. Throwing up is the only excuse to move the glass from your lips, and you have to get right on drinking after you hurled and finish what you started. You DO NOT put down the jar/karaf of beer. Ever. Until its entirely empty.

If you already finished your beer its quite acceptible to hurl it back into the jar.

Then maybe one day you can try the 2.5 litres. Like a real man.

Student culture is nice isnt it?

 

[MrMuscle]

No

you cant answer a simple question with yes or no can you?

 

[Lady Viking]

Ad fundum is to drink any amount of liquid in one go. The glass never leaves your lips and you do not stop to breathe

Some people can poor beer down their throat without moving their throats... like pooring it down a shaft... but these are usually not even the fastest drinkers... those are the ones that take the biggest sucks the fastest.

You drink fastest when you are already just slightly tipsy, not really drunk
You need to have the attitude that you are a greedy fucking pig... be almost agressive about it. Being slightly tipsy helps you concentrate on the job, rather than worry how much it will make you hurl or how bad you'll feel in the morning.

few can do a 1.5 litre ad fundum without throwing up. Throwing up is the only excuse to move the glass from your lips, and you have to get right on drinking after you hurled and finish what you started. You DO NOT put down the jar/karaf of beer. Ever. Until its entirely empty.

If you already finished your beer its quite acceptible to hurl it back into the jar.

Then maybe one day you can try the 2.5 litres. Like a real man.

Student culture is nice isnt it?

yes

are you tired?

 

[zxe003]

yes.

can you down your protein ad fundum?

 

[Lady Viking]

yes.

can you down your protein ad fundum?

lol, no

can you?

 

[EnderJE]

Yes.

Do you wake up to the sunshine.

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

Do you wake up to the sunshine.

no

are you going to gym today?

 

[MrMuscle]

no

are you going to bed soon?

 

[Lady Viking]

no

are you going to bed soon?

yes

did you have a good day?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

no

are you going to bed soon?

no... not soon at all..

(psstt.. did you know you have a black one?)

Is it night time there?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes (and yes)

will you tuck me in?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Yes (and yes)

will you tuck me in?

yes

Can I sing to you?

 

[MrMuscle]

yes

Can you sing "Hit me baby one more time" and wear a schoolgirl uniform?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yes

Can you sing "Hit me baby one more time" and wear a schoolgirl uniform?

Yes (school girl uniform) No (that damn song)

Can I sing something else?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes

And have your hair in ponytails?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Yes

And have your hair in ponytails?

yes

Am I still just tucking you in?

 

[MrMuscle]

yes...?

Will i have good dreams?

 

[Robert Jan]

yes.

can you down your protein ad fundum?

Why not? I imagine its easier than beer. Beer is cold and foams and prickles when you drink it really fast.

I havent had a protein shake in a good while...

Will you try it for me next time?
Even better.. have somebody stopwatch you
and keep PR's

 

[Evil_Frisky]

yes...?

Will i have good dreams?

Yes

Do you remember your dreams?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes (they are always weird because of the zma)

Do you dream alot?

 

[wtlftr]

no, I don't sleep good

any advice for insomnia

 

[FISHTALES]

yes (count sheep)

are you going out tonight

 

[wtlftr]

no, i get up early

do yall wake up early

 

[perkele]

yes

kyllä tai ei?

 

[wtlftr]

no, I don't fuck fat chicks

do you

 

[perkele]

no

is my GF shaved?

 

[wtlftr]

almost, she is trimmed

mine is tanned year roound is yours

 

[Robert Jan]

perks gf has a bush

doesnt everyone know this/

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

kyllä tai ei?

Yes.

Saatanan sarjarunkkaaja

 

[perkele]

Yes.

Saatanan sarjarunkkaaja

Vittu mä nussin sut pystyyn narttu.

 

[wtlftr]

no, i don't believe so

any eva comoniwannalaya, chicks do me

 

[Kroliczek]

Vittu mä nussin sut pystyyn narttu.

No.
LMFAO. That's not nice.

Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi

 

[EnderJE]

No.

Can we get a translation?

 

[perkele]

No.
LMFAO. That's not nice.

Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi

Paska puhetta.

Mulle kelpaa vaan huorat jotka imee golf pallon puutarhaletkun läpi.

 

[Kroliczek]

Paska puhetta.

Mulle kelpaa vaan huorat jotka imee golf pallon puutarhaletkun läpi.

ROFL!! Nasty nasty boy!

Ok.

Yes.

Nukkepöksy?

 

[perkele]

ROFL!! Nasty nasty boy!

Ok.

Yes.

Nukkepöksy?

Vaikka mummopöksyt, vittu ne kuitenkin lentää pois kun vähän korvaan puhaltaa.

 

[wtlftr]

jhkjkjgkfjkjhkiluioiu

 

[Kroliczek]

Vaikka mummopöksyt, vittu ne kuitenkin lentää pois kun vähän korvaan puhaltaa.

Yep. Got about 50 % of that one...what is mummopoksyt?

Perkele!!
Revin perseesi irti ja syötän sen sinulle

 

[Kroliczek]

jhkjkjgkfjkjhkiluioiu

LMFAO!

Yes.

 

[perkele]

Yep. Got about 50 % of that one...what is mummopoksyt?

Perkele!!
Revin perseesi irti ja syötän sen sinulle

Granny panties LOL


Syön perseeni mielelläni, mutta jätän paskat sinulle.

 

[Kroliczek]

Granny panties LOL


Syön perseeni mielelläni, mutta jätän paskat sinulle.

Ok. Smarty mummopoksyt,

Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi. Is that true?



ruudullinen sinun karma

 

[perkele]

Ok. Smarty mummopoksyt,

Otat kuulemma perseeseen mielelläsi. Is that true?



ruudullinen sinun karma

No, homojen hommaa.

 

[StickFigure]

No, homojen hommaa.

Uhhhhhh, No!

Is there a glitch with EF's translator software?

 

[Subzeero]

PARTY!!!

 

[Lady Viking]

Granny panties LOL


Syön perseeni mielelläni, mutta jätän paskat sinulle.

Ollaanpa täällä oltu reippaalla tuulella

 

[Lady Viking]

Uhhhhhh, No!

Is there a glitch with EF's translator software?

no

do you have kids?

 

[MrMuscle]

no

do you have saggy boobs?

 

[Lady Viking]

no

do you have saggy boobs?

no

were you partying last night?

 

[MrMuscle]

No

Are you going to party today?

 

[Robert Jan]

No I was partying last afternoon
for some reason

Why did I change so much lately

 

[Lady Viking]

No

Are you going to party today?

no

do you drink coffee?

 

[Robert Jan]

no

do you drink coffee?

Yes

do you?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes

do you?

yes

do you like your studies?

 

[perkele]

Ollaanpa täällä oltu reippaalla tuulella

Juu

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

do you like your studies?

No. I finished my studies.

Are you having a nice afternoon?

 

[Lady Viking]

No. I finished my studies.

Are you having a nice afternoon?

yes

do you really understand Finnish?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

do you really understand Finnish?

Yes and no.

Do you speak any other languages besides Finnish?

 

[MrMuscle]

yes

do you like scandinavian?

 

[Lady Viking]

yes

do you like scandinavian?

yes

do you speak German?

 

[MrMuscle]

Ja, eine kleine bischen.

Is it sunny there?

 

[Lady Viking]

Ja, eine kleine bischen.

Is it sunny there?

no, i think it´s gonna snow soon

is it cold there?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes

Are you gonna watch a movie tonight?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes

Are you gonna watch a movie tonight?

yes, maybe

is food expensive in Norway?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes

Do you tan?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes

Do you tan?

yes

do you?

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes

Do you have tanlines?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes

Do you have tanlines?

yes

are you downloading porn?

 

[MrMuscle]

No

Are you asking me about porn???

 

[Lady Viking]

No

Are you asking me about porn???

lol, no

did you sleep well last night?

 

[EnderJE]

No. I miss the peace and quiet of the country.

Are you hungry?

 

[Lady Viking]

No. I miss the peace and quiet of the country.

Are you hungry?

yes

wanna cook for me?

 

[EnderJE]

Yes.

Do you like to eat chicken?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

Do you like to eat chicken?

yes

can you cook?

 

[EnderJE]

Yes.

I see you a child. Do you only have the one?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

I see you a child. Do you only have the one?

yes

do you have kids?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes

do you have kids?

No.

Do you speak any other language aside from Finnish?

 

[Lady Viking]

No.

Do you speak any other language aside from Finnish?

yes (English, Swedish and German)

do you?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes (English, Swedish and German)

do you?

Yes.

English, French, Spanish and Polish.

Oh, and some Finnish.

You don't speak French?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

English, French, Spanish and Polish.

Oh, and some Finnish.

You don't speak French?

no, only couple of words

would you like to speak more languages?

 

[Kroliczek]

no, only couple of words

would you like to speak more languages?

No, I think I have enough on my plate.

English was difficult to learn?

 

[Lady Viking]

No, I think I have enough on my plate.

English was difficult to learn?

no (but German is such a pain in the ass!)

do you have to go to work today?

 

[MrMuscle]

no

did i eat enough pizza just now?

 

[ktansey]

no


should i take a nap?

 

[MrMuscle]

yes

am i gonna burst?

 

[Kroliczek]

no (but German is such a pain in the ass!)

do you have to go to work today?

Yes. I am at work.

How is your little guy?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes. I am at work.

How is your little guy?

he´s doing great

do you like kids?

 

[Kroliczek]

he´s doing great

do you like kids?

Yes. I do like kids.

How have YOU been feeling lately...good?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes. I do like kids.

How have YOU been feeling lately...good?

yes and no

are you doing good?

 

[Kroliczek]

yes and no

are you doing good?

Yes.

I am leaving work today at 4pm...

I am working tomorrow... leaving at 2pm.

Tomorrow I will be even better!

Are you looking forward to this evening?

 

[Lady Viking]

Yes.

I am leaving work today at 4pm...

I am working tomorrow... leaving at 2pm.

Tomorrow I will be even better!

Are you looking forward to this evening?

no

do you like watching porn?