Another PRICELESS eBay auction...this u GOTTA see

[IvanOffelitch]

Read the text. Yes, the entire thing. I know anything over 3 words is a challenge to some of you, but I think you'll find it worthwhile. Maybe take a handfull of Ritalin before clicking the link??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343&category=63851&sspagename=rvi:1:1

2 things to note:

1) watch the hit counter...it went up several hundred hits in the few moments I was reading the ad.

2) Note the bids. I sure hope this poor bastard doesn't get stuck with a giant final value fee on this. (as if most of the bids aren't bullshit anyhow)

 

[Burning_Inside]

Welcome To 10 Hours Ago!!!!!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Welcome To 10 Hours Ago!!!!!

In my best Steve Martin voice.....











































WEEEELLLLL EEEEXXXCCCCUUUUUUUSSSSSEEE MMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

It's not like I sit here all day and read every damned thread on this site.

 

[Burning_Inside]

In my best Steve Martin voice.....











































WEEEELLLLL EEEEXXXCCCCUUUUUUUSSSSSEEE MMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!

It's not like I sit here all day and read every damned thread on this site.

cuz u aint cool

 

[Spartacus]

"It’s also the first time I’ve been inside something feminine that didn’t nag me to take out the garbage."...

 

[Buddy_Christ]

oh shit.....

i saw this auction 6 hours ago and it was at $600.....

$99,999,999!!!!!!!

guess he'll be relisting the item soon......

 

[chewyxrage]

zapped!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

cuz u aint cool

Yo....Ralph Malf....

I'm cooler `n a penguin's nuts.

Take a look at my avantgardatar and make your own witty comment.

 

[rnch]

hmmmm...........those tattoos look familiar......is that a certain picture posting EF member modeling that dress?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

couldn't be me, i have no tattoos below my elbows.

and my hair is blond.

and i don't have a mullet (looked like that guy had one)

 

[mdd]

One email was from Scotland. It’s a good thing he wrote it because I wouldn’t be able to understand a word he said. Never did get through Braveheart.

Oh, yeah. I also got three marriage proposals. Yes, you read it right - three marriage proposals. I feel like one of those mass murderers on death row. I never understood how the hell they got more chicks than I did. Now I know. They sold crap on eBay.

The hit counter is starting to look like the odometer in my truck!

"Does the gown come with the headdress and veil?" Yes, headdress and veil are included, but the do-rag stays with me

LOL