another late night thread....which hardcore mofos are up tonight?

[chewyxrage]

eh?

 

[magman1]

right here brotha...longer i stay on elite...the less dizzy i will be when i go to bed

 

[chewyxrage]

oh shit...funny story


had a bunch of people over tonight and a few where asking about my protien whey....


to make a long story short...I dared anyone to take a beer bong with a scoop of whey mixed in.

I said i would do it first, but i got like 3 or 4 volunteers to follow my lead...

I put an entire scoop in.......and let me tell you it was nasty shit...but i got it all down.

the rest of the dudes I put a half scoop in one beer bong....my bud tried to take it and got about half way down and threw up all up in my sink....

then the next dudes each took maybe one swallow each and proceeded to yak it up in the sink....

guess us hardcore dudes have a tolerance for it?

btw it was the unflavored from alltheway.com......

 

[magman1]

that could be the most hardcore thing i ever heard...three weeks ago, my buddy took a bong fullof half vodka,and half milk...killed it all...wheni asked him why milk....he asked me..."why not?"

 

[Ashamed]

yeeee haaaaaaa red necks chucking up in each others sinks... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[chewyxrage]

ill take pics next time and post them

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

3:27am

 

[chewyxrage]

5:29 am

 

[NWinters]

mezeeee

 

[chewyxrage]

Fuck Fuck Fuck

motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck
motha fuck motha fuck
nooge nooge nooge

one two, one two three four,

nooge nooge nooge


doing coke drinking beers..

drinking beers, beers, beers....

rolll a fattie, smoke blunt


who smokes the blunt?
we smokes the blunt....

 

[chewyxrage]

let me get a nickel bag....


fifteeen bucks little man put that shit in my hand

if that money doesn't show than ya owe me owe me owe....


my jungle love.... owe eee owe ee o.....

 

[Ashamed]

techno techno techno

 

[chewyxrage]

cracka what?

 

[chewyxrage]

talk to me dirty.....

 

[NWinters]

fuck my pussy!!!!!!! I never understood why pornstar ho's said this.

 

[chewyxrage]

the worst is when they act like they get pleasure from anal....

while their face is contorted in pain.....

 

[NWinters]

LOL.........I think they also fake the taste of cock after its been in an anus.

 

[chewyxrage]

ass to mouth is the shiznit.....

 

[MrMuscle]

Yeah thats what AAP says too

 

[NWinters]

lol.....Snowballing is good.

 

[chewyxrage]

lol.....Snowballing is good.

LOL


clerks anyone?

 

[MrMuscle]

lol.....Snowballing is good.

lol, some nasty ass bros on tonight

 

[chewyxrage]

you seem sexually repressed muscles....

cmon now, you don't want your own jizz in your mouth?

LOL

 

[MrMuscle]

Man if that was the case i wouldnt need paper towels

 

[chewyxrage]

lmao....



*eyes the paper towels to my immediate right...*

 

[chewyxrage]

let me get some convo here....im dying....

 

[chewyxrage]

entertainment...


http://www.stileproject.com

http://www.somethingaweful.com

http://www.ebaumsworld.com

 

[MrMuscle]

i guess talking about slurping down your own semen kinda cleared out this thread.

 

[chewyxrage]

dude that was me trying to identify with you....

sorry.

 

[chewyxrage]

I shoulda put Raina and Daisy Girl in my thread title and i bet i would have like 1000090982348-0234 views by now......

 

[MrMuscle]

Yeah, every season here has its girls.
Raina and Daisy are this seasons hits.

 

[chewyxrage]

it may have something to do with the pics they put up in the pics of members board....


goddamn.....


damn...


oh damn....

 

[NWinters]

I jizzed in my own eye on accident one time....It hurt, I also did it to my GF last night and she didnt like it either.

 

[chewyxrage]

why dont you post your hit journal on this board(somewhere on elite) cracka?

 

[MrMuscle]

cuz i aint no platinum man
the journal board is therefor off limits to me

 

[chewyxrage]

this appears to be true...

i got platinum membership because george fucked up and sent me like 300 emails(the same one) in 1 day

he gave me plat membership for 4 months!

i be hating it when it runs out though.....

 

[MrMuscle]

i never got any free platinum, but i have a smile named after me