Another IM Exchange

[MarthaStewart]

I have terrible poops all the time.
Running makes it even worse.
I would love to share the gas I'm having right now with someone.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

donnybasbl: There's something that I haven't told you.
willie8373: yeah?
donnybasbl: Since Sunday, i've had the dirtiest ass in the county. I'm taking poops that most people would consider suicide after taking.
willie8373: Jesus, man.
willie8373: I think I would rather hear you are a NARC.
donnybasbl: LOL......It's like....the poop's coming out and then all of a sudden it stops. So I have a poops that's hanging out of my ass that's connected to something still in my upper intestines.
willie8373: I'm done with this.
Yahoo! Messenger: willie8373 has logged out. (8/22/2003 1:03 PM)

 

[MarthaStewart]

Sometimes my dumps go out so fast that it is like my colon hasn't quite understood what just happened.
It makes my ass just gasp over and over like dry heaves - attempting to force out what has long since left the building through the rear exit.

 

[decem]

that's not even funny but for some reason i can stop laughing

 

[HG Pennypacker]

that's not even funny but for some reason i can stop laughing

Damn right it's not funny. That's a serious condition.

 

[Y_lifter]

No clean break...

sucks

 

[distanced]

try grilling tongs, they work great

 

[HG Pennypacker]

No clean break...

sucks

Tell me about it. Wipe 12 is no better than wipe 1. I'm using up all the baby's baby wipes.

 

[WODIN]

It'd be your lower intestine...

Eat more fiber.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

It'd be your lower intestine...

Eat more fiber.

No....I mean upper intestine. I'm still wiping a poops that I took on Monday. I figure today's will be out by Sunday.