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[size=4]another Good Injection Story[/size]
Got another one. Just got finished with a workout and it is about 12:00 noon. I took 15 iu of Insulin post workout.. So I am driving home and all of A sudden it hits me, Im like fuck, I gotta get some carbs.
GODFATHERS All you can eat!
I had some preload susts in my car and Im like fuck it, might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.. I go in and order my food and proceed to go to the bathroom to poke myself. Slam it in my ass, no problems right?
WRONG!
I decided that I didnt want to take the syringe back out to the dining area but I didnt want to throw it away where someone would find it either.. So I decide it would be a good idea to stand on the toilet and pick up the drop ceiling and toss it up there..
So I am standing on shitter, with the ceiling picked up and at that INSTANT the only other fucker in the whole place walks in!
HE looks at me al befuddled says "what in the hell are you doing"?
(Imagine you are this guy, you are just one your lunch break and wants to drop a duece and he walks in to some meathead standing on the shitter)
First thing that came to my head when he asked was " I was scared something was gonna fall on me, had to make sure it was secure".
He is like.. "Alrighty then" and walks back out.. At this point I had already released the syringe, so my recovery options were quite limited. Im like, this is either gonna think I am of my rocker or he is gonna call the police, I preferred the former.
So I walk back out, grab my Pizza, sit down accross from him, stick my left finger up my nose and eat my pizza with my other hand, while yelling "PEANUTS AND CRACKERS" about every 15 seconds to make him think I had Torretts or something..
I bet that dude is scarred for life, he may even be in an insane asylum
Got another one. Just got finished with a workout and it is about 12:00 noon. I took 15 iu of Insulin post workout.. So I am driving home and all of A sudden it hits me, Im like fuck, I gotta get some carbs.
GODFATHERS All you can eat!
I had some preload susts in my car and Im like fuck it, might as well kill 2 birds with one stone.. I go in and order my food and proceed to go to the bathroom to poke myself. Slam it in my ass, no problems right?
WRONG!
I decided that I didnt want to take the syringe back out to the dining area but I didnt want to throw it away where someone would find it either.. So I decide it would be a good idea to stand on the toilet and pick up the drop ceiling and toss it up there..
So I am standing on shitter, with the ceiling picked up and at that INSTANT the only other fucker in the whole place walks in!
HE looks at me al befuddled says "what in the hell are you doing"?
(Imagine you are this guy, you are just one your lunch break and wants to drop a duece and he walks in to some meathead standing on the shitter)
First thing that came to my head when he asked was " I was scared something was gonna fall on me, had to make sure it was secure".
He is like.. "Alrighty then" and walks back out.. At this point I had already released the syringe, so my recovery options were quite limited. Im like, this is either gonna think I am of my rocker or he is gonna call the police, I preferred the former.
So I walk back out, grab my Pizza, sit down accross from him, stick my left finger up my nose and eat my pizza with my other hand, while yelling "PEANUTS AND CRACKERS" about every 15 seconds to make him think I had Torretts or something..
I bet that dude is scarred for life, he may even be in an insane asylum
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