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sup y'all. . . .
you're proly all wondering where the hell i've been.
well i've been very busy.
still able to access a computer for 5 mins while away and put up the laker games for cane.
anyways, after a lot of traveling/doing stuff i was recently with my buddy D celebrating his 21st bday.
the night he actually turned 21 he blacked out early (said he got rufied) but i don't know if i believe that.
anyways.... i head up to the bar hes at and hes wasted out of his mind texting random words to a random number. i see none of his friends are there except his brother, cousin, and an acquaintance of mine who is kind of a hot head who was hitting on three ugly girls who looked like trannies....
so i ask D if he wants to go to the strip club.
he replies YES.... quickly.
im sober so i'm DDing. on the way out B the hothead whips out his dick randomly and pisses on the door. not a good way to start off the night. so i take them to the strip club. only me, Ds cousin, and B end up going. we arrive and they are kinda stingy at the club. anyways we go in. i browse, make friends with the DJ, then talk to a bouncer.
He tells me his girl C will fuck with D since shes a dominatrix and hes turned 21 for free. So she walks up to him and starts grinding up and down and says, "hey there naughty boy, you looking for some fun?" (slaps him) he shakes his head quickly and ventures off.
90 minutes later he finally comes back and as soon as he does that a big black stripper gets him. takes him away. C comes up to me and says he got 3 dances for free with the extra special but then asked for 8 more dances and his cash in his pocket and couldn't cover everything. so i had to give her $10 more.
then after the big black stripper, an asian one picks up D. its 45 mins that have passed. Asian takes him away for an hour. Me and cousin Z are just chilling and B the hothead is yelling, pounding the table, asking for money, and being a dumbass.
i make friends with the bouncer and he tells me he'd set me up with a DJ gig if i wanted.
then we see D signing a reciept for $150 an the STRIPPER tells him to put away his card and quit spending money. thats sad.
me and Z are carrying him out of his car and he keeps making cat sounds. louder and louder as we pull. his dad makes a feminine voice and tells us to shut up.
i get him inside and the dogs are barking. D starts going, "ruff ruff, im a dog, bark, bark." His dad says, "i have to work at four tomorrow your drunken idiot". (pushes him on couch).
tells me (its all your fault!).
D wakes up calls me and tells me, "wtf man, i spent $240 at the strip club....
lesson well learned for him. lol.
next story below.
you're proly all wondering where the hell i've been.
well i've been very busy.
still able to access a computer for 5 mins while away and put up the laker games for cane.
anyways, after a lot of traveling/doing stuff i was recently with my buddy D celebrating his 21st bday.
the night he actually turned 21 he blacked out early (said he got rufied) but i don't know if i believe that.
anyways.... i head up to the bar hes at and hes wasted out of his mind texting random words to a random number. i see none of his friends are there except his brother, cousin, and an acquaintance of mine who is kind of a hot head who was hitting on three ugly girls who looked like trannies....
so i ask D if he wants to go to the strip club.
he replies YES.... quickly.
im sober so i'm DDing. on the way out B the hothead whips out his dick randomly and pisses on the door. not a good way to start off the night. so i take them to the strip club. only me, Ds cousin, and B end up going. we arrive and they are kinda stingy at the club. anyways we go in. i browse, make friends with the DJ, then talk to a bouncer.
He tells me his girl C will fuck with D since shes a dominatrix and hes turned 21 for free. So she walks up to him and starts grinding up and down and says, "hey there naughty boy, you looking for some fun?" (slaps him) he shakes his head quickly and ventures off.
90 minutes later he finally comes back and as soon as he does that a big black stripper gets him. takes him away. C comes up to me and says he got 3 dances for free with the extra special but then asked for 8 more dances and his cash in his pocket and couldn't cover everything. so i had to give her $10 more.
then after the big black stripper, an asian one picks up D. its 45 mins that have passed. Asian takes him away for an hour. Me and cousin Z are just chilling and B the hothead is yelling, pounding the table, asking for money, and being a dumbass.
i make friends with the bouncer and he tells me he'd set me up with a DJ gig if i wanted.
then we see D signing a reciept for $150 an the STRIPPER tells him to put away his card and quit spending money. thats sad.
me and Z are carrying him out of his car and he keeps making cat sounds. louder and louder as we pull. his dad makes a feminine voice and tells us to shut up.
i get him inside and the dogs are barking. D starts going, "ruff ruff, im a dog, bark, bark." His dad says, "i have to work at four tomorrow your drunken idiot". (pushes him on couch).
tells me (its all your fault!).
D wakes up calls me and tells me, "wtf man, i spent $240 at the strip club....
lesson well learned for him. lol.
next story below.
