Annual physical and hard-on

[anthrax]

Have you ever had a hard-on in front of your female doctor while doing your annual physical?

Must be quite embarrassing....

 

[nutsnack]

nope have u? i have a male doctor

 

[Gambino]

i was always worried about that as a junior...but alas, my dr was always a dude so no problem maintaining flacidness

 

[anthrax]

nope have u? i have a male doctor

I recently had to find a new doctor
I asked for a guy just in case

 

[squatpuke]

LOL at title of this thread...

Thought you only sported wood once a year...



Damn run-on's

 

[Lestat]

never has happened

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Damned near happened to me once.

Taking a mandatory physical for a new job I was starting...the doctor was one of the most beautiful women I've ever set eyes on...african american, about 5'8", made Tyra Banks look like chopped liver.

She cuts right to the chase: "OK, drop `em."

I'm thinking..."dead puppies...rotting meat..." you get the idea.

Any chance there might've been for me to rise to attention was quickly quelled when she took her pitchfork-like hand and tried her damndest to jab her fingers into my lungs via my nether regions.

I damned near passed out from the pain.

Suddenly, I didn't find her quite so attractive.

Anyone remember that scene from the movie, "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" where Steve Martin and John Candy are driving and damn near collide with a semi?...their car goes spinning in circles, and Steve looks over and sees John as the devil?

Same thing was happening to me in that doctors office.

"Turn your head and cough"

Cough??...COUGH?!?...you MUST be kidding...bitch, I can't even breathe!!!

Somehow I managed to grunt out a little cough...must've satisfied her, `cuz she switched sides and did the same damned thing!

"Cough"

Cough my ass...I'm `bout to get mideieval in this place. Kindly remove your fingers from my lungs before I remove them from your f*cking hands.

Seemed like an eternity, but I'm sure the whole ordeal didn't last but 10 seconds.

Never again. Male doctors from here on out.

 

[pintoca]

I don't even have a yearly physical

 

[squatpuke]

LMAO...gotta spread the K, ivanoffalitch....

 

[JayC9]

at the doctors no, but i do pitch a tent everytime i go for a massage regardless of how good looking or ugly the girl is (traditional massage no feelies no happy ending). it was embarrasing the first time but they must get it all the time

 

[gotmilk]

nope..cuz she was a fatty lesbian.

She Checked the entire hockey team for four years

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I recently had to find a new doctor
I asked for a guy just in case

Wouldn't that be even more horrid.

Doc reaches over grabs your balls and tells you to cough and *BOING*

 

[rudeboyja]

I noticed the Female Dr was OK looking so as a goof I thought of stuff to get myself aroused. It worked and she told me not to be embarrassed because it happens often & she would step out of the room to give me a minute to relax

 

[perkele]

Never

 

[anthrax]

I noticed the Female Dr was OK looking so as a goof I thought of stuff to get myself aroused. It worked and she told me not to be embarrassed because it happens often & she would step out of the room to give me a minute to relax

So you had a hard-on and she just wait outside for thr landing?

 

[Mavafanculo]

I noticed the Female Dr was OK looking so as a goof I thought of stuff to get myself aroused. It worked and she told me not to be embarrassed because it happens often & she would step out of the room to give me a minute to relax

lol. did she point to the kleenex box on her way out?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Have you ever had a hard-on in front of your female doctor while doing your annual physical?

Must be quite embarrassing....

I've been searching for a hot female doctor ,specifically, to end up in this situation.

If it works in porn, it must work in real life.

Everyone knows porn only depicts true life stories.......right?

 

[Mavafanculo]

I'd be afraid that if she had to touch me in an intimate area, like to check for a hernia or something, that I'd grab her boobs out of reflex.

 

[OMEGA]

I was like

"Oopps sorry"

and she like

"No hway mang"

and i was like

"yeah"

and she was like

""

and I was like

"not again "

 

[bullett]

no, due to the extremely sterile environment, my boy mounts a very deliberate retreat.......

Male Docs for me also from now on....

 

[slat1]

Have you ever had a hard-on in front of your female doctor while doing your annual physical?

Must be quite embarrassing....

Ha ha.. I just got a mental image of a hot ass lady doctor knuckle deep in my ass with me getting a boner and turning to her and saying "How you doin'?"

 

[rnch]

....Any chance there might've been for me to rise to attention was quickly quelled when she took her pitchfork-like hand and tried her damndest to jab her fingers into my lungs via my nether regions.

I damned near passed out from the pain.....

arrrrrrgh! still clinching after reading this.

that incompent, unfeeling man hating BITCH shoud be reported to the AMA. there is NO reason for this to happen.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

arrrrrrgh! still clinching after reading this.

that incompent, unfeeling man hating BITCH shoud be reported to the AMA. there is NO reason for this to happen.

Dood...I was about 2 seconds away from flipping the f*ck out on her. I've had my goods checked before, and that shit was completely unnecessary.

Maybe the asswipe who was in there before me said/did something to piss her off and she decided to take it out on me, I dunno.

Like I said, I'm sure the whole ordeal didn't last any more than 10 seconds....but that was a pretty f*cking intense 10 seconds.

Nothing like standing there in all my glory on my tippy-tippytoes, eyes buggin' outta my head, gasping for breath, trying desperately to DIS-mount myself from that evil puppeteer-wannabe bitch.

 

[rnch]

i've had a couple of "bend over and cough" examinations. none as bad as yours, thank gaud!

one doctor, with long, thin fingers, lots of ky and a gentle touch actually made me Pop Pierced Wood.

MOST embarrassing!

 

[GrandMaster]

i havent yet gone for one... i dont think im ready to have something or someones fingers shoved up my ass....

 

[GrandMaster]

Dood...I was about 2 seconds away from flipping the f*ck out on her. I've had my goods checked before, and that shit was completely unnecessary.

Maybe the asswipe who was in there before me said/did something to piss her off and she decided to take it out on me, I dunno.

Like I said, I'm sure the whole ordeal didn't last any more than 10 seconds....but that was a pretty f*cking intense 10 seconds.

Nothing like standing there in all my glory on my tippy-tippytoes, eyes buggin' outta my head, gasping for breath, trying desperately to DIS-mount myself from that evil puppeteer-wannabe bitch.

ok wrf happened here,.. she gave your boys an examination too?? i think im lost... isnt it just up the poop schute??