Annoying as FUCK co-workers

[CrazyRussian]

I know we all have them, and they drive us crazy. Anyone care to post up a story?

I have this one chick who works in my office, oh my GOD (mid 30's early 40's, Indian). She sits in her cubicle and makes these wierd noises. She coughs, sputters, spits, burps, hocks loogies, w/e. And if that isn't embaressing enough in the middle of a quiet office, she always says "excuse me" in a really loud voice to no one in particular...

Also, i dont think she knows how to talk...I think she assumes that all conversations must be had in 10 minute blocks. A quick question about a bug turns into a fucking presentation about the history of the company, her kids, her last vacation, hindu geography, and a shitty answer that I could have thought of myself. Jesus she just keeps talking and talking and talking. And when she finishes, she turns around like she's about to walk off but then remembers something and keeps talking and talkingggggg aHHHHHHHHHHHH i hate listening to her blab in her heavy indian accent i feel like im buying a fucking slurpy

 

[jh1]

Lady in the office next to me at a lawfirm burped really loudly at odd times and never said anything about it.

Another doods teeth litterally bleed on a regular basis. They looked like they were made from chipped beef / old potatos. Breath was rancid.

 

[jh1]

Working from home rules.

 

[jnevin]

There's this woman in my office that is like the fucking dumbshit event coordinator. Someone's birthday comes up and we all get spammed with emails that we'll have surprise cake or whatever. Like everyone doesn't know there's going to be cake on their birthday after she spams our asses with everyones. There have been 3 babies born this year, and she's gone apeshit with the planning of potlucks, baby showers, etc. Then if you don't reply, she comes to your office to ask if you got the email. I want to staple her face so many times she looks like a robot.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I have a secretary and a boss and that's it.

I'm lucky in that aspect.

 

[CrazyRussian]

lol funny stuff. Yeah, there's usually one spazzy lady in the office that pisses everyone off, so i hear :/

 

[jnevin]

I have a secretary and a boss and that's it.

I'm lucky in that aspect.

Kniggah, the secretary is your boss.

 

[cindylou]

Lady in the office next to me at a lawfirm burped really loudly at odd times and never said anything about it.

Another doods teeth litterally bleed on a regular basis. They looked like they were made from chipped beef / old potatos. Breath was rancid.

OMG gingivitis!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

You should see this annoying fag I'm stuck with each day at work.

btw I work alone at home.

 

[jh1]

OMG gingivitis!!

It was horrible....

You couldn't concentrate when having a one on one conversation with him, due to the visual distraction of these nashing disgusting teeth, not to mention the fear of flying debris and saliva that regularly flew from his mouth (I think it was trying to save it self or commit suicide). Nobody would sit next to him at meetings. And when we went to lunch, we had to 'sneak' out to ensure he didn't tag along - cause I'd lose my appetite with him at the table while I was eating.

On top of it, he had terrible terrible bo - and it wasn't like this overpowering regular bo, it smelled like sour cream or something and it just stung your nostrils if you got a little to close. And I am not exaggerating - his teeth didn't look like teeth - they looked like old food chunks...

Really disgusting person.