Andy Rooney Rocks!

[WODIN]

Last night he bitch slapped Pat Roberts and Mel Gibson in his weekly tirade. Yeah Andy....

Called them both WACKO! LOL!!!

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Your avatar would be 100 times better - nay ONE MILLION were it to involve a small but visibly aroused monkey fucking the rabbit, which is still in turn fucking the chicken... and maybe the chicken has some sort of disease.

Speaking of disease, I'm sick like a motherfucker and I'm going back to sleep until my doc appointment later today.
I haven't been so sick that I had to go to the doctor in years - at the least 5 years, but I would suspect even longer.

 

[WODIN]

Bar raising bitches!!!!!

I hope the doc sticks a really long thick needle in your sphincter.

Peas

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

If sticking things in my ass will make me feel better, I'm all for it at this point.
My lungs, chest, and throat hurt so bad at this point that I am suspecting that they will all need to be removed and replaced with something covered in Teflon.

 

[from zero]

It's probably the common cold. You pussy.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

It's probably the common cold. You pussy.

the more you post, the more I'm starting to think you are my mom.

 

[from zero]

the more you post, the more I'm starting to think you are my mom.

Dude. I am.

Now when are you coming home to insert things into my ass?

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Man, I've only been online for like 10 mins and I already need to go take a nap.

I feel like broiled poop.

 

[jerkbox]

still sick huh?
you must have the AIDS

i slept all weekend and got better.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I'm going to the doctor in 30 mins.

I am coughing as if it is possible to get all of my organs out through my mouth that way.

Hurts.

 

[from zero]

I hope it's not syphillis bor.

No. Wait. Yes I do.

 

[WODIN]

Get better fuck nut.

 

[PBR]

good thread.....

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

I got back from the doc.
She said that I have the flu and a chest/lung infection.
She said I had a fever of 102 and I felt relatively normal, so I can't imagine what I was at when I felt bad a few nights ago.

All I know is that I'm twitching and shaking like an epileptic smoking crack during an earthquake.

It feels a lot like DNP, except I don't foresee myself getting more cut out of this.
I got some codeine stuff for the cough - my lungs hurt so much that I might have some now, even though she told me to wait until night - it isn't like I am going to be driving anywhere.

 

[jh1]

Kenny Logins ain't got shit on you.

 

[Fragadelic]

I got some codeine stuff for the cough - my lungs hurt so much that I might have some now, even though she told me to wait until night and then take it with some heroin - it isn't like I am going to be driving anywhere to dump bodies.

Good doc

 

[WODIN]

If you see little white fleck in your cough / spitt / throwup that's lung tissue.

Shaking is good.....fevers break at this point, that or you'll be dead in a few minutes....better work out a plan on how you want to found. I'm hoping to die with an erection myself.

 

[Fragadelic]

....better work out a plan on how you want to found. I'm hoping to die with an erection myself.

Split crotch boxers and some fuck-me pumps

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Kenny Logins ain't got shit on you.

That is so fucking true. If I weren't shakiing so bad I'd go look for a pic of him and post it up.

And Wodin, as for how I want to be found, I don't have the energy to go out and buy squash right now.