And now for something completely different...

[Trance]

Just wanted to say that I hope you all have a very merry Christmas.

May you have good friends, good liquor, and a family who loves you.

But especially good liquor.

Oh, and good presents, too.

 

[smallmovesal]

ah yeah another monty python fan!

merry xmas babe

 

[big4life]

Merry Christmas to you also.

Hope all your wishes come true.

 

[Trance]

ah yeah another monty python fan!

merry xmas babe

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. LOL....

 

[smallmovesal]

FRANCIS
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN
... I want to be one.
REG
... What?
STAN
I want to be a woman. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.
REG
What!?
STAN
It's my right as a man.
JUDITH
Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
STAN
I want to have babies.
REG
You want to have babies?!?!?!
STAN
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG
But you can't have babies.
STAN
Don't you oppress me.
REG
I'm not oppressing you, Stan -- you haven't got a womb. Where's the
fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?