Analyze my dream.

[saint808]

I was in a Lowe's (which is a home store like home depot), and for some reason i was buying a usb cable (which they wouldn't have). It was right when they opened in the morning and the service was horrible and i was standing in line and getting more and more pissed because it was taking so long and the cashier was showing a lot of apathy and they only had one line open to boot. So i went up to the cashier and complained and told them just to take the cable and i would go somehwere else, and the cashier told me that i should calm down and that she didn;t get a chance to go to the bank beofre work and there are times where you can't get everything done and you just need to chill out and do what you can... so this made me feel bad and i went ahead and bought the cable, however she rang me up and instead of putting my cable in a bag or giving it back she went over to the side and started putting on her make up, so i threw the cable at her and stormed out not even getting my money back.

 

[WODIN]

This dream is telling you that you need to venture into the world of bestiality. Dating a Llama is a bit much to start with but maybe a nice aardvark or mountain goat to get the ball rolling will work wonders for you.

Actually your a frustrated about your "message" not being heard.

 

[Kali]

I will look it up for you when I get home, remind me

 

[saint808]

Actually your a frustrated about your "message" not being heard.

i think you are correct sir... either that or i need to fuck a goat or something.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I think it means that either you're gay or you like purple football helmets.

 

[Who is John Galt?]

This dream is telling you that you need to venture into the world of bestiality. Dating a Llama is a bit much to start with but maybe a nice aardvark or mountain goat to get the ball rolling will work wonders for you.

Actually your a frustrated about your "message" not being heard.

 

[supersizeme]

saint, this is easy. your subconscious is relaying a message to you from your bald head that it would like to once again be allowed to have hair. a strand of your hair is represented here in the dream by the usb cable. it is begging to be purchased and allowed to exit the store (i.e. grow out of your bald head which is symbolized by Lowe's). it's simple, my man, your dome is trying to speak to you and you must listen to it. you can tell even moreso at the end of the dream when the cashier goes to put on her makeup. this symbolizes vanity which is the whole point of your gourd's desire to sprout once again like a field of a thousand tiny little boners.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

saint, this is easy. your subconscious is relaying a message to you from your bald head that it would like to once again be allowed to have hair. a strand of your hair is represented here in the dream by the usb cable. it is begging to be purchased and allowed to exit the store (i.e. grow out of your bald head which is symbolized by Lowe's). it's simple, my man, your dome is trying to speak to you and you must listen to it. you can tell even moreso at the end of the dream when the cashier goes to put on her makeup. this symbolizes vanity which is the whole point of your gourd's desire to sprout once again like a field of a thousand tiny little boners.

You are one of the funniest idiot savants I have ever some across. You remind me a little of Corky from "Life Goes On", but you're not quite as smart. Thank you for being you.

 

[saint808]

so my hair follicles are not hearing my message to grow? where does sweet sweet llama sex fit in?

 

[the nature boy]

supesizeme, chillin.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

supesizeme, chillin.

I can't believe that The Nature Boy took time away from the Ass Olympics to respond to one of my posts. I'm finally feeling that I belong.

 

[Robert Jan]

lol at NB

 

[the nature boy]

you remind me of a bitter angry Jim J Bullock. except more gay.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

you remind me of a bitter angry Jim J Bullock. except more gay.

You have a keen eye for homos. Many of my so called friends actually call me Monroe. I probably would have banged the brunette from that show in her day, but she looked like a bit of a pig in "The Warriors".

 

[the nature boy]

You have a keen eye for homos. Many of my so called friends actually call me Monroe. I probably would have banged the brunette from that show in her day, but she looked like a bit of a pig in "The Warriors".

Warriorthhhh, come out and plaaaaaaaay!!!!

 

[supersizeme]

hot damn, not even 10am and i already got corky thatcher'ed. this is all lunatic calm guy's fault for bring up the subject of retarded folk. *shaking my fist*
saint, i can't speak for the follicles since there's obviously many parts of this dream you didn't reveal which probably point to your follicle's agenda as well as that of your clippers or whatever you use to shave your melon. i'm just trying to get the general point across, which is to let the hair grow again. your walnut is not concerned if you turn out with clown head or are forced to do a 6 inch combover, the dome simply wants to be kept warm this winter.

 

[HappyScrappy]

If you want real comedy, you should see the number of reviews on epinions and amazon done by a Mr. HG Pennypacker.

 

[Guey]

I was tempted to post that it means latent homosexuality and you'll be putting from the rough, but your avatar leads me to believe that you could knock my jaw around to the other side of my head, so I won't post that.