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frorider6 said:OKay. How pleasurable is it to have a shit dick?No really, I'm serious. This is a new thing between me and my girl. I felt more comfortable from a hygiene aspect using one.
tell her to wash her ass before. A complete enema. Should take her about 10 minutes....
angel_eyes
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frorider6 said:OKay. How pleasurable is it to have a shit dick?
Don't worry, if she is clean there will be no shit dick
Plus, once you go there I don't think that thought will be entering your mind
angel_eyes
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kronkette said:
very very true...wow...all this chat about anal is getting me all worked up...mmmmmmmmmm
I know the feeling, I can always use a good ass banging
Really puts me over the edge, have had the similiar pass out experience you mentioned
I am just an anal whore
frorider6
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I made sure it was my girl who initiated it. I guess she got really interested after I tossed dat salad.
It was interesting. We've only done it once, this past weeknd. It took lots of time and lube. It was funny too because I could get it in when I was fully hard. After trying and waiting, I began to go down in size. That's when I was able to get it in. Then I'd start getting fully hard again and she made me take it out. The happened a couple of times. She said it always felt good at first, then started to hurt. I laughed when I told her why.
Oh well, she's fully game for it. We've often joked about me having a nagging girlfriend, but instead of nagging about the dishes, she's always on my case to fuck her in the ass.
It was interesting. We've only done it once, this past weeknd. It took lots of time and lube. It was funny too because I could get it in when I was fully hard. After trying and waiting, I began to go down in size. That's when I was able to get it in. Then I'd start getting fully hard again and she made me take it out.
The happened a couple of times. She said it always felt good at first, then started to hurt. I laughed when I told her why. Oh well, she's fully game for it. We've often joked about me having a nagging girlfriend, but instead of nagging about the dishes, she's always on my case to fuck her in the ass.
Lostdog
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What about tearing/ripping of tissue.....Yes I know what lubricant is, but any girl Ive been with usually ends up one quart low....blood that is........and no I'm not John Holmes............Yeah I know what your thinkin all these great stories and somebody has to throw in gore
If you can believe this
My ex-wife would lay on top of me, her back to my chest. She would just leave me in her ass with no movement. Then I'd stimulate her clit while she put a vibrator in her "Lil Girl" LOL. Basically I was just along for the ride but wholly shit. Just the though of her getting off like that makes me want to get off My last ex Gf new my ex-wife and I actually told her about it. Well she didn't want to be out done so guess what? Now she's into it. Damn if only I could keep these women around.
My ex-wife would lay on top of me, her back to my chest. She would just leave me in her ass with no movement. Then I'd stimulate her clit while she put a vibrator in her "Lil Girl" LOL. Basically I was just along for the ride but wholly shit. Just the though of her getting off like that makes me want to get off
My last ex Gf new my ex-wife and I actually told her about it. Well she didn't want to be out done so guess what? Now she's into it. Damn if only I could keep these women around.luvs2workout
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Kronkette
hey baby, Im here now....sorry, I was getting a dick shoved up my ass..im j/k....Its been a few days since Ive had it...and omg was it good there is NOTHING like it...I always tell hubby that I want to "save it" for special times, but then I always end up begging for it - well not for long - he likes it there just as much as I do
hey baby, Im here now....sorry, I was getting a dick shoved up my ass..im j/k
....Its been a few days since Ive had it...and omg was it good there is NOTHING like it...I always tell hubby that I want to "save it" for special times, but then I always end up begging for it - well not for long - he likes it there just as much as I doangel_eyes
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kronkette said:
anal whores unite!i am a butt slut as well! woo hoo!! luvs where are you babe...you need to be in this convo.....
damn angel...we should swap stories.....hehehehehe
This guy I have been seeing wanted to know if he was too big for me to take it up the ass
I was like honey, no problem. I did not mention that I have had larger ones up my ass than his
luvs2workout
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Kronkette
I LOVE the shaking butt emoticon...girl, where are you finding these???
I LOVE the shaking butt emoticon...girl, where are you finding these???
BigPhysicsBastard
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Cool, I can always count on the elite girls to remind me of my sexual frustration with a G/f that won't even let my tongue near the starhole........fuckin A!!!!
luvs2workout
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BigPhysicsBastard said:Cool, I can always count on the elite girls to remind me of my sexual frustration with a G/f that won't even let my tongue near the starhole........fuckin A!!!!
Dont worry hun..your time will cum soon enough!!!
BigPhysicsBastard said:Cool, I can always count on the elite girls to remind me of my sexual frustration with a G/f that won't even let my tongue near the starhole........fuckin A!!!!
I am in the same situation, i can eat her out and drive her crazy, fuck the shit out of her as hard and long as i want.
BUT she will not let me do her the ass or even let me play with her ass.
So ladies give it up.....how do i talk her into it?
M56M
kronk said:
man from a look at your wife, i will take any advice you got!!!!
And i have been there down that, whenever i get to licking her ass she tells me too stop or she pushes my head into her pussy. And forget fingering it, i get the tip of my finger in and she has like brakes. But i shall get what i want...
, i just have to keep trying new things to drive her crazy, the crazier you get a woman and you can get ANYTHING out of her.Thank you very much for the advice.
M56M
kronk said:
Your girl is fine as fuck, and so is Azia. So congrats on the conquests bro. I dont know about licking assholes though. I sure as fuck dont know about licking assholes and bragging about.
My wife is beautiful, Playboy beautiful as a matter of fact. Her tits look a lot like your wifes, maybe they went to the same doctor, but I aint licking no assholes. If i ever did, it would have to be like Brittney Spears or something. Eating assholes aint nothing nice bro. Glad you enjoy it though.
luvs2workout
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addickt said:
Fuck that! youd eat Brittney's ass, but not your beautiful playboy lookin wife??? thats fucked up
luvs2workout said:
Fuck that! youd eat Brittney's ass, but not your beautiful playboy lookin wife??? thats fucked up
I would only eat Brittneys ass cause I havent been fucking her for 5 years. I Pobably wouldnt eat her ass after 5 years either. It sure as fuck wouldnt become a regular occasion type thing. Maybe if my wife held out for a couple of years and didnt give me any skins I would have considered it. Doubt it, I more than likely would have just found someone else I could fuck and not eat ass, but its possible I guess.
pauly said:
Ok you guys are giving me a complex here. You are making me feel like my wife is missing out on something..
How about I just get her really drunk... Put her face down on a pillow, get some peanut butter..... rub it on her asshole; and let my dog lick her ass?
I am trying to find some middle ground here.
BigPhysicsBastard
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addickt said:
Yeah, your wife IS missing something.....and so are you. I don't know if you watch porn or not bro, but if you've ever seen lesbian porn you'd see how much attention the girls give each other buttholes while they're down on each other. Plus, YOU specifically are missing out if your wife isn't doing it TO YOU!!!
BigPhysicsBastard said:
Yeah, your wife IS missing something.....and so are you. I don't know if you watch porn or not bro, but if you've ever seen lesbian porn you'd see how much attention the girls give each other buttholes while they're down on each other. Plus, YOU specifically are missing out if your wife isn't doing it TO YOU!!!
I guess my wife will be missing out then. We have had 3 somes, 4 somes and done a lot of freaky shit in our times. ( beads, toys, strangulation, even stun guns) Licking assholes has just never appealed to me. I guess i am weird like that. Also, as far as having my ass licked, I honestly think I would lose respect for her if she was licking my asshole. And I sure as fuck wouldnt kiss her for a long ass time.
I will pass on the ass licking. I reiterate---
I will take my salad with ranch and croutons. You take yours with dooky and cling-ons.
Maybe I will spit on my dick next time I stick it in her ass though. Is that a step in the right direction?
pauly said:
She loves to be strangled. When I say strangled... I mean STRANGLED..... It all kinda happened by accident the first time.. But since then, its been ON...
We were in the middle of fucking one day ( I was also on a heavy test cycle so I had a lot of aggression).. and she started squirming too much. I wrapped my hand around her neck "and was like where are you going?" She started gasping and going crazy... but as soon as I took my hands off she was like do that again... So i was like fuck it....... Bam Bam, cough cough, YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? HOWS MY COCK FEEL? O YOU CANT BREATHE BITCH? GOOOOOOD FUCKING BITCH YOU LIKE THAT!
She loves the shit, everytime we fuck now she asks me to choke her. My Motto is "Until She Is Blue, her ass isnt through!"
She Usually likes it best when I let go right before she goes unconscious... She CUMS LIKE CRAZY..
But if I have had a bad day, occasionally, I will choke her completely out. ( Which sucks caue then I have to quit) She doesnt mind though.
It is also a nice feeling of power... Much better that sticking your tongue in her ass I am sure!
londonclubberguy
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Damn, why aren't there any anal whores in London, UK? My libido is maxed out from sust at the moment so it would be most welcome right now!
BigPhysicsBastard
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addickt said:
what?? choking out your wife like Ken Shamrock is somehow less deviant or nasty than rimming?? and stun guns??? not that I'm critisizing, everybody's boat floats differently. But fuck, from what is sounds like you two are into some heavy shit. My advice stands, go ahead and try licking her ass and her yours......if you don't like it, fine, don't do it again. But fuck, i would have expected that to come before re-enacting a UFC fight with your wife....JMO though
luvs2workout
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BigPhysicsBastard said:
what?? choking out your wife like Ken Shamrock is somehow less deviant or nasty than rimming?? and stun guns??? not that I'm critisizing, everybody's boat floats differently. But fuck, from what is sounds like you two are into some heavy shit. My advice stands, go ahead and try licking her ass and her yours......if you don't like it, fine, don't do it again. But fuck, i would have expected that to come before re-enacting a UFC fight with your wife....JMO though
DAMN..that is crazy....Im beginning to wonder if he is for real?
BigPhysicsBastard said:
what?? choking out your wife like Ken Shamrock is somehow less deviant or nasty than rimming?? and stun guns??? not that I'm critisizing, everybody's boat floats differently. But fuck, from what is sounds like you two are into some heavy shit. My advice stands, go ahead and try licking her ass and her yours......if you don't like it, fine, don't do it again. But fuck, i would have expected that to come before re-enacting a UFC fight with your wife....JMO though
I am not saying it is less deviant... It just isnt nasty. As far as the stun guns go, we only did that a few times. I got a little crazy with it so she hid it from me. ( no shit) Maybe it is like a rape fantasy or something. I dont know, she loves to be choked while we are fucking. She likes violent sex and asphyxiation. Usually she just likes me to exert some pressure on her neck, like holding myself up with one arm and putting my weight on her neck with my other hand..... Just enough for oxygen depletion to the brain I guess. But then sometimes she just flat out wants to get choked to the point of fainting and get the shit fucked out of her. Her favorite is doing it doggy style and I will wrap a towel or shirt or something around her neck and slowly tighen it as she is about to cum..... You would have to ask her why she likes it so much.. ..
As far as it is for me though, it is a pretty empowering feeling to know you have your mates Orgasm and consciousness in the grip of your hands.. ( literally) Plus it is a nice way to get rid of some aggression and play out some fantasies at the same time.
Maybe it is a power or respect thing... I couldnt feel real powerful or respect myself with my face buried in her asshole.
Valentines is coming up I guess
BigPhysicsBastard
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addickt said:
I just spit my drink on the screen.....seriously. That was some funny shit. Anyway, sex shouldn't be about feeling powerful. But personally, whenever you're doing something that is absolutely driving the woman nuts, that's pretty empowering. But not in a domination sort of way. Oh well, to each his own. Next time you and the Mrs. have sex you should don some appropritat geat. Go to Tapout.com.......
Big Buck said:Everytime I try on my girl, I end up hurting her. We have plenty of foreplay beforehand, use lube and everything. The longest she's been able to go is like 2 or 3 minutes!!!
Must be why they call you "BIG BUCK". I would suggest maybe you contact the priest in illinois that just got nabbed for all the GHB. Have her drink some of that shit and you are smooth sailing.
Just kidding bro... I dont condone that shit. But Do like to choke my wife out when we fuck... She also just got some gel type shit... hold on I will go get it.... Its called VIACREME. We used it last night and i usually have trouble getting my dick in her ass, with this stuff... She was so fucking horny, she was wide open for business! All entrances too! It comes in this little package thing and they rub it on their clits, she was horny as fuck and even though it usually takes a few minutes to work it in, slip slide and i was in it like Bennett. Just an idea, If not choke her ass. They like that shit. She even sometimes like it when I come up from behind her, without her even seeing me and throw something around her neck, a tie, towel whatever you have handy pulling her to the ground, to choke her while I undress her and tighten it as we fuck from behind.
I wouldnt suggest the last one with a stranger though, that might be a good way to get charged with rape.
angel_eyes
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addickt said:
From my previous experience of passing out during sex, I could see how the asphyxiation could become appealing. It's a nice fuzzy headed fealing. I don't think I would actually want someone to choke me, but if she likes it, great
addickt said:
Power sounds like your game alright. She hid the stun gun because you got carried away? You choked her because she was squirming around? You choked her out because you had a bad day? If you don't get your shit together, you're gonna kill the bitch. You've got some freaky stuff going on and its working so good for you. The ass thing is in your head. You jump to the cling ons and dooky comment. that shows where you place the ass. It isn't just a poop chute. It is one of the most sensitive erogenous zones on the human body. Explore that fucker, man. Its easily as good as the other stuff yo do. Keep your violence in check befire you fuck her though.
Volkron Pussy Dilator™
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Hey dudes and chix.....
VPD™ at your service again with some information on viacreme.
If it has anything to do with kinky sex, or hygiene or sexuality, I'm usually well versed, and have done my research on the web....but strangulation, stun guns and all that is really broadening my horizons. Never heard of such a thing, but hell, sounds cool. I'm gonna start a new topic of conversation regarding stun gun sex, cuz i want to find out more.
But as far as the viacreme thing goes, i saw a post about this on PP Projecto's forum for women only...the url is:
http://www.voy.com/25652/
I can't tell if that whole site is a joke or not, but it sure is funny, and one of the chix there talx about viacreme.
keep the faith, people.
VPD™ at your service again with some information on viacreme.
If it has anything to do with kinky sex, or hygiene or sexuality, I'm usually well versed, and have done my research on the web....but strangulation, stun guns and all that is really broadening my horizons. Never heard of such a thing, but hell, sounds cool. I'm gonna start a new topic of conversation regarding stun gun sex, cuz i want to find out more.
But as far as the viacreme thing goes, i saw a post about this on PP Projecto's forum for women only...the url is:
http://www.voy.com/25652/
I can't tell if that whole site is a joke or not, but it sure is funny, and one of the chix there talx about viacreme.
keep the faith, people.
