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I'm bored here at work so I wrote a poem today...
An ode to the Gym…
I come to workout hard, day after day
And meet many fools here who don’t go away
All sizes, all ages, and shapes I will see
Many are shit-heads who just annoy me.
Some scream like a bitch, I want to ask “why?”
Then pop that dumb ho, in his right eye.
You should just shut up and lift like a man
Or I’ll shove this dumbbell right up your can!
Some jump on your bench when you’re standing there
Like they want you to pull them off by their hair.
He wants to get slapped, kneed, and degraded
Because it’s my personal space, he invaded
Don’t talk to me now I’m doing a set
You’ve been lifting for almost a year now I’ll bet
If you give me advise, expect a reply
Don’t tell me “It works, I do no know why.”
Some newbies are funny. I guess they’re OK
Some do chest and bis…everyday
Just give me the stare down as I walk past
If you like getting beat or can run very fast
First I will trip you, you will go down.
Then I will kick you while you’re on the ground
You may beg for mercy “hey don’t hurt me yo”
Shortly thereafter you’ll meet my elbow.
POW it will say, and you will see red
The next thing you know there’s a plate on your head.
If this was my school, you flunked your first class
You stepped out of line and I beat you…Jack ASS!
By Superfoot
An ode to the Gym…
I come to workout hard, day after day
And meet many fools here who don’t go away
All sizes, all ages, and shapes I will see
Many are shit-heads who just annoy me.
Some scream like a bitch, I want to ask “why?”
Then pop that dumb ho, in his right eye.
You should just shut up and lift like a man
Or I’ll shove this dumbbell right up your can!
Some jump on your bench when you’re standing there
Like they want you to pull them off by their hair.
He wants to get slapped, kneed, and degraded
Because it’s my personal space, he invaded
Don’t talk to me now I’m doing a set
You’ve been lifting for almost a year now I’ll bet
If you give me advise, expect a reply
Don’t tell me “It works, I do no know why.”
Some newbies are funny. I guess they’re OK
Some do chest and bis…everyday
Just give me the stare down as I walk past
If you like getting beat or can run very fast
First I will trip you, you will go down.
Then I will kick you while you’re on the ground
You may beg for mercy “hey don’t hurt me yo”
Shortly thereafter you’ll meet my elbow.
POW it will say, and you will see red
The next thing you know there’s a plate on your head.
If this was my school, you flunked your first class
You stepped out of line and I beat you…Jack ASS!
By Superfoot
