An homage to Big Buck

[YellowD]

I was walking down the street one day, wading in pity.
When some fag in a jeep almost ran over me.
He abruptly stopped his car, when I yelled "you stupid fuck!"
This dude got out, he was huge, just my god damned luck.
He stepped to me, half nude like a Roman god -
What I wouldn't do right now, to oil up his bod...
And lay him down over yonder, by the tree in the grass...
as I stroke his chest, and fondle his tight ***----
Umm, anyways, what was I saying... ah yes, here we go
I was ready to get pummeled, but then what do you know?
He smiled at me, and said, sorry bud, didn't see you there.
I said, no prob dude, and shrugged it off, like I didn't care.
"Hey where you headed? Need a Ride", he asked?
I was ecstactic by his offer, but my excitement I had to mask...
"Uh, yeah, sure... I'm going down to the beach...
I'm supposed to meet a girl named a Slice of Peach".
No fucking way, he yelled, I'm supposed to meet her too...
So we both hopped into his ride and downed a 12 pack of brew.

 

[Big Buck]

that was awesome!!!! LMFAO!!

 

[JohnnyO]

someone has too much time on their hands.

 

[Jimsbbc]

You guys are at work right now too, huh? I am and I'm not doing shit!!!

 

[Big Buck]

 

[-SD-]

After many beers and you farted
You get to the beach and find sliceofpeach
with superdave and theyve already started.....

 

[Slice of Peach2]

Oh my!!!!!