An AIM chat log with a chick, for your entertainment.

[Burning_Inside]

GIRL: im not like most chicks
BurningInside: i actually did meet one cool girl in the last play I did
BurningInside: she was my co lead.....all into the arts and dancing and such...
GIRL: thats cool
BurningInside: real nice too...but the thing is, i found out she's a little weird
GIRL: im into drama & my guitar thats about it for my arts
GIRL: how so?
BurningInside: i mean shes a good person and all, but when someone tells you that jesus speaks through them in tongues, I mean, what do you do?
GIRL: turn away & run & dont look back
BurningInside: when she told me that i was just like look ok, i dont care, please dont bother me about it, i dont care
GIRL: lol
BurningInside: and shes like no, watch youll see next time i see you im just going to go spouting off in tongues, etc etc etc
GIRL: lol
BurningInside: so i will never ever mention anything to do with religion around her ever again..not like i see her a lot anywya...itd be like opening the floodgates
BurningInside: JESUS LOVES YOU OMG WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE INT HE BIBLE I DONT WANT YOU TO GO TO HELL PLEASE JEREMY AAAARGH
GIRL: lol
BurningInside: plus shes a virgin, and i didnt think she was until recently, so...i mean if she didnt have those 2 things going against her in my opinion, i probably would have figured, ok shes good enough, just stick with her, but o well...i dont think itd ever work
GIRL: things wont work if shes a virgin?
BurningInside: nah definately not
BurningInside: im not 65 years old..i still have a sex drive
GIRL: haha
GIRL: so you have to have sex with every person you are with?
BurningInside: yep
GIRL: why?
BurningInside: cause it comes natural for me
BurningInside: im human
BurningInside: i have an urge to want to share myself
GIRL: so am i but i dont have sex with every guy
BurningInside: well you're your own person, im not you
BurningInside: and youre also a woman with no testosterone running through her body, you all dont know what it's like
GIRL: yeah but its kind of assinine to have to sleep with every girl
GIRL: dont get me wrong i love sex but i dont have sex with everybody
BurningInside: hey im never one to dash my hopes..i mean look, theres 125,000 girls in this valley above the legal age of consentul sex, and ive already been with 100,000 of them...25more thousand to go...i will achieve my goals
GIRL: what?
BurningInside: im just kidding...youre just making it come through like "every" girl meaning ...every girl
BurningInside: sleep with eevrybody, etc
GIRL: well thats how you are making it sound
BurningInside: no, i'm saying if im "with" someone in whatever sort of relationshp sense, there's sex involved or it's just not doing it for me
GIRL: so you are saying you cant be with a girl if she wont have sex with you? what if shes the perfect girl for you but just not ready to have sex just yet?
BurningInside: well "just yet"...if that means waiting a month or two...fine..but thats about it
BurningInside: especially if i thouht that she was a real cool girl
BurningInside: but i dont get involved in serious relationships anywya..i thought i may with that girl i spoke of..the jesus freak..but that turned sour
BurningInside: i dont really have time or need or even want for anything like that
BurningInside: i still ahve dreams to accomplish and things to do that just won;t really get done if i have a relationship as a time sink
GIRL: so basically you just want a girl to have sex with whenever
BurningInside: wow whered that come from
BurningInside: one extreme to the other
GIRL: you said you dont want a relationship so then what do you want?
BurningInside: no BASICALLy what i want for now is just a decent girl whos on my wavelenght with a lot of things and also doesnt want anything really serious but would wanna be monogamous and hang out every now and then..there IS middl grounds you know
GIRL: middle grounds?
BurningInside: yeah meaning there are middle grounds from one extreme to the other
BurningInside: theres actually relationships you can have in the middle of just wanting a booty call, and wanting to get married
GIRL: i didnt say anything about getting married
BurningInside: well thats extreme point number one
BurningInside: extreme point number 2 is just a booty call
BurningInside: im saying theres actually relationships you can have of a certain type in between there
GIRL: like ftf?
BurningInside: see im just saying tha because you insinuated that because i didnt want a relationship..a s erious one, that all i wanted was just a fuck..you brought it up
BurningInside: eh no.... not really an ftf either
BurningInside: its hard to explain.
GIRL: then what is it?
GIRL: enlighten me
BurningInside: well its all about going with the flow and not worrying about how you should label your relationship and just doing what you obh feel is best for yourselves
GIRL: i see
BurningInside: not to sound like a dick, but i have 9 more years of life experience than yourself..im 26..and i guess you just learn this stuff as ya go on
BurningInside: black and white bleeds to rgey as you get older i guess you can say
BurningInside: grey*
BurningInside: but anywya, enough chat about this for me, i need to go hit the gym
GIRL: im a lot more mature as you take me to be
BurningInside: i will talk to you again sometime
BurningInside: ps..ive heard that remark ahundred times before ;-)
GIRL: yeah but you dont me

 

[alien amp pharm]

You're such a whore, Jeremy!

 

[Bullit]

Shes 17?????

Bit young, dont ya think?

 

[MarthaStewart]

got any pics?

 

[Burning_Inside]

Shes 17?????

Bit young, dont ya think?

Seems to be the case, yeah. She's also one of those "but you dont know me im mature for my age and not like all the other girls" kinda girls. No thanks. I think I'm done even attempting to meet and get to know anyone under 21 anymore. Older I get, the more distanced I notice myself becoming towards people under that age (damn 21 is young to me?!?! ugh! Reality czech!)And to think I swore off women 25 or over because they are too boring and..."townie" (youd have to live here where I do to know what I mean..For instance, the hilight of their days consist of watching Oprah or something). Looks like I'm fucked.

 

[Burning_Inside]

got any pics?

 

[MarthaStewart]

I would have some pretty crazy donkey sex with that guitar.

As for the girl, she doesn't look fat. Too much indie for me. She looks like she doesn't wax the poon and probably is not into anal.

Is that guitar a Martin?

 

[Burning_Inside]

I would have some pretty crazy donkey sex with that guitar.

As for the girl, she doesn't look fat. Too much indie for me. She looks like she doesn't wax the poon and probably is not into anal.

Is that guitar a Martin?

I liked her look in the pic..(met her from hotornot.com) Her keywords and profile made her seem like a real down to earth girl, much different than what you'd usually find around my area. (Fo those wondering, my are is basiclaly a plae that has no cuclture of its own, and 90% of everyone under 25 are all just "i wanna be like the people on mtv" sorta people...But the thing is, they fall flat on their faces when they do it, because they don't know how the real paradigm acts for them to even correctly emulate it in the first place). She probably is a nice person I'm sure, but way too miss knowitall and "well this is how I think, so you should also or screw off"for my tastes. And for her supposedly being so mature, she sure has no grasp on relationships from a male standpoint.

 

[Bullit]

Arent you the guy that couldnt restrain himself from degrading the last chicks religion?

 

[MarthaStewart]

I'll bet her bush is far too bushy. I hate that.

 

[supersizeme]

Am I the only one that noticed that her left arm is photoshopped into the pic? You've got yourself an amputee there, big perm. The reason I know is that I have a cutout of that exact arm that was photoshopped in as my background on my home pc. It's tiled so there's about a hundred of them, but I'd recognize that arm anywhere. It came from a website that amputees use to alter pics of themselves for use on the internet. I found it under the "Guitar Playing Arms" section.

Approach this one with caution, BI.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I'm with ssme.

I looked into this more and I think she photoshopped her face a little as well.

I read per profile and then recognized a lot of that stuff from her website - which I had seen before.

She posted up a pic on there that I think is less photoshopped (of her face, I can't speak for her arms or lack thereof).

 

[supersizeme]

Also, if she's not an amputee then she's probably at least got a tentacle for an arm that shoots ink out. I dated an ink shooter one time. Didn't work out. I would take her out to eat sushi and hand her a piece of raw octopus, and she she eat it but not know where to stop and started consuming the tentacle arm. Then came the screaming and Japanese sushi chefs running around everywhere frantically trying to pull the decorative swords off the wall to defend the other people in the restaurant.

 

[white boy]

shit that must a freaked you out huh?

 

[MarthaStewart]

I have always wondered who got the AIM name "GIRL" - now a I know.

 

[Burning_Inside]

BWAHAHA photoshopped arm..nice.

Id hit an amputee....You know it. LIKE A DOG.

And Bullit... What does me degrading that chick's religion have to do with this. And degrading sounds too harsh. All I did was tell her that I thought the bible was 90% fiction. That's the girl I'm speaking of in the chat log.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

She's just another retarded girl.

She looks quite similar to a PSYCHO named Jeanette from Pennsylvania.

Beware.

 

[rjl296]

i lik pigtails, and 2 week old threaDS

 

[casavant]

GIRL: so basically you just want a girl to have sex with whenever

Yeah, dammit. And?