Amsterdam Trip

[Captain FT]

I'll be in Amsterdam all next week, what are some can't miss things to do and places to see? Woot I know this is your area of expertise, probably text you too.

 

[miplank]

Pm's broke?

 

[wootoom]

-Go do the Heineken tour, it's pretty cool.

-canal tours by boat

-Van Gogh museum

-Rijks museum

-visit the smoke shops

-Red light district

-My bro in law and his best friend work on Leidesplein at an Irish pub, it's an area where all the clubs and bars are. Check it out.

 

[nangiggles]

look @ me I'm going to Amsterdam!

 

[wootoom]

Fuck I've been there a lot, really cool city..pretty cool to say that my family lives 20 minutes outside. We are buying a place there in the next 5 years.

 

[Captain FT]

Is there coffee shop/smoke shop etiquette? You just walk in and order like Starbucks and get a phat spliff too?

I'm not a smoker but I will try over there.

Brew tour is a must!

Plank you recommend any varietals? I'm not a subscriber to High Times so I have no idea what I'm doing.

 

[miplank]

Spliffs are for faggots across the pond.

 

[Captain FT]

So are you recommending I smoke some pole while I'm over there?

"Faggots Across the Pond" is that a varietal?

 

[Captain FT]

Can I FaceTime you while I'm over there and you can walk me through doing it right?

 

[miplank]

I'm not even sure you know what a spliff is...you pry just heard someone say it once.

 

[miplank]

Yes, yes you can.

 

[Captain FT]

I heard it once, lololololololol. I have no idea what a spliff is.

 

[miplank]

lololol I figured!


Spliff=Joint with tobacco mixed in it.

 

[Captain FT]

Sounds like it's for fgts

 

[wootoom]

Go fuck a 50 euro hooker, you deserve it for all the shit your wife put you through. Or 10.

 

[Captain FT]

Or a 100 euro fgt.

 

[Captain FT]

I can't bring myself to pay for something I can get for free, that's fucking ghey.

 

[PICK3]

I'm going to Queenland

 

[wootoom]

I can't bring myself to pay for something I can get for free, that's fucking ghey.

You are fucking ghey.

 

[-SD-]

Im going to Dryland
Hope i have enough Go Juice

 

[PICK3]

I'm flying first class

ticket = $2,150





fancy as fug!!!

 

[wootoom]

I fly first class everywhere I go, fuck economy. Business class is 5k from Calgary to Amsterdam. Worth it.

 

[PICK3]

I fly first class everywhere I go, fuck economy. Business class is 5k from Calgary to Amsterdam. Worth it.

fancy

 

[Captain FT]

I fly first class everywhere I go, fuck economy. Business class is 5k from Calgary to Amsterdam. Worth it.

Seat 1E

 

[-SD-]

A1A Beachfront Avenue

 

[wootoom]

I fly KLM to Amsterdam direct..fucking awesome planes. Dutch Airline.

 

[Captain FT]

I'm on BA to Heathrow then on to Amsterdam. Few direct flights to Amsterdam in Balt/Washington area. I'd post pics but I somehow lost access to do so. Did I lose my plat?

 

[caligirl85]

A1A Beachfront Avenue

Can I ice ice baby?

 

[-SD-]

I fly KLM to Amsterdam direct..fucking awesome planes. Dutch Airline.

Dutch Schaeffer?

 

[Captain FT]

Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired!

 

[-SD-]

Sully will go with you and make sure you get on the plane

 

[Captain FT]

I packed my orange jumpsuit for Copenhagen later this week.

 

[cindylou]

I fly first class everywhere I go, fuck economy. Business class is 5k from Calgary to Amsterdam. Worth it.

I agree with this. Lol.

I'll look back in economy and see duct tape holding together the damn seats fuck that!

Obv doesn't apply on airlines that don't have a first class.

 

[wootoom]

I agree with this. Lol.



I'll look back in economy and see duct tape holding together the damn seats fuck that!



Obv doesn't apply on airlines that don't have a first class.

Ya no kidding lol...I hear ya, a lot of business or first class flights out of where I'm from dont have first class so I'm stuck in economy lol

 

[Captain FT]

Amstel Gold is pretty good over here at 7% abv. Heineken is better too.

Cool fucking story. I only wish I didn't travel alone.

 

[wootoom]

All Dutch beer is shit except Venloosch Alt, you can get it on tap in the red light district

 

[caligirl85]

Amstel Gold is pretty good over here at 7% abv. Heineken is better too.

Cool fucking story. I only wish I didn't travel alone.

I had a blast in Europe alone. Just embrace it!

 

[Captain FT]

About to embrace the hooker that walked in the lounge/bar unless you FB message me noodz.

 

[-SD-]

All Dutch beer is shit except Venloosch Alt, you can get it on tap in the red light district

I prefer Caribbean Vandersloot Ale