American Jobs

[creep]

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN)for 6 A.M. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis
shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN
INDIA)he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the
radio(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued
his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to
relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)poured himself
a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN
INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in.....AMERICA.....

 

[saint808]

sad but incredibly true.

 

[Norman Bates]

Buying Chrysler was not a very clever move of Daimler.

 

[aurelius]

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN)for 6 A.M. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he
shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis
shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN
INDIA)he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the
radio(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued
his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.



At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to
relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)poured himself
a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN
INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in.....AMERICA.....

Yeah. Wouldn´t Joe love to work making shoes and frying pans? Tell me, how is Joe going to pay off his 2500 dollars in credit card debt (oops, didn´t count the German car) he racked up buying all that shit he doesn´t need with a job like that? How much more expensive would those products be if he and other Americans (all with mountains of debt to pay) made them?