i just scammed this off some other site...
[Danny walks in on Derek and Stacey having sex]
Danny Vinyard: [whispering] Der. Derek.
Stacey: Jesus, Danny! Fuckin' perv.
Derek Vinyard: Jesus, Danny. What the fuck are you thinking?
Danny Vinyard: There's a black guy breaking into your car.
Derek Vinyard: How many are there?
[Derek quickly pulls on white boxers and black combat boots]
Danny Vinyard: I don't know. I think one.
Derek Vinyard: Is he strapped?
Danny Vinyard: What?
Derek Vinyard: Does he have a fucking gun Danny!?
Danny Vinyard: I don't fuckin' know, man.
[Derek pulls out a gun from his dresser drawer]
Stacey: Oh, my God Derek what are you doing?
Derek Vinyard: Not right now honey.
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Derek Vinyard: Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.
Lawrence: Come on man.
Derek Vinyard: Put it on the curb right now!
Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!
Derek Vinyard: Now say good night.
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Cameron: This is stupid. Go cool off, get laid, do something, comeback when you're ready to talk.
Derek Vinyard: Yeah, but it really doesn't matter if I do does it, 'cause you got a whole crop already lined up you fuckin' chicken hawk!
Cameron: Excuse me?
Derek Vinyard: You prey on people Cam. I lost three years of my life for your fuckin' phony cause but I'm onto you know you fuckin' snake.
Cameron: Hey watch it Derek, this isn't some fuckin' country club where you can walk in and outta here-
Derek Vinyard: Shut up! Shut Up! Shut the fuck up, I came here for one reason, to tell you that I'm out, and Danny's out too and if you come near him again, I'll fuckin' kill you.
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Bob Sweeney: Has anything you've done made your life better?