AMAF is a genius compared to what I've seen

[BigAndy69]

Now, I'm by no means an expert on roids, but I realised today that people on this board are smart about AS use. Amaf maybe stupid, but at least he is on the board.

This guy is my friend and he is about 180lbs and we were discussing drug testing. I told him that testing for specific metabolites in the urine is extremely expensive and they will likely give him a epi:test ratio test.

I told him that Nandrolone is what most athletes are caught with at his level. He then asks me if deca was alright since he did a deca cycle a year ago. He didn't know the brand and I finally got it out of him that he used brovel. I asked him how much, he says 1 ml. He paid $280(CDN) for one vial.

A week ago, another guy told me he was going to buy SUBstanon. And get this, it actually comes in a vial!!! What an idiot.

One guy at work told me that he had done a cycle years ago. I asked him what he had used and his reply was that he didn't use pills "only the one with the needles". He didn't know what compound he used just "the one with the needles".

Unbelievable.

 

[FreakMonster]

My question is why hasn't AMAF posted a pic of himself? I'd love to see what this guy looks like!!

 

[ORGANON CANON]

I had a guy ask me for juice at the gym. I asked him what he wanted and he said steroids. I sked what chemical and he was shocked that there is more then 1 "steroid"

BTW- I would never have hooked him up with anything, just getting a laugh

 

[The Almighty]

I will readily admit that I give amaf/uou/m0f0 the most shit out of pretty much anyone on the board, but he knows its all in fun.

I, too, have had people, usually older ones, come into GNC and tell me about how they used to use steroids. When I asked one fella, he simply said "That hormome you just inject it right before you work out and it made you bigger."

Amazing how these people survived this long living their day-to-day lives.

 

[M56M]

Guy in my gym was telling me how he used Winstrol. (looking at him and saying "NO FUCKING WAY!!"), he then procedes to tell me how he did it. HE was like i really didn't want to get too much size(off winny..lol), so i only did 1 injection a week for 6 weeks. All i could say was..."well let me tell you man, it did you good!, you look great!"

But honestly guys tell me that speaking to people like that doesn't make you feel like a brain surgeon. I feel like a fucking Doctor when i speak to these guys. If you say the word "clomid" its like you are from another planet.

M56M

 

[Cornellius]

One guy at work told me that he had done a cycle years ago. I asked him what he had used and his reply was that he didn't use pills "only the one with the needles". He didn't know what compound he used just "the one with the needles".

LOL! That´s funny...

 

[Lift or Die]

That's funny and true about the clomid. I was talking with one guy and he explained to me that you need to gradually taper when coming off a cycle to get your natural test prodution going again. He also said he did injections with a 3.5" needle. LOL

 

[JOKER47]

He also said he did injections with a 3.5" needle. LOL

Ouch....Damn.


Joker

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

The other day,I was talking with this guy at work and out of nowhere he starts telling me all about his "roid"experiences of years past,and how he gained 50 pounds in 6 weeks,bla,bla,bla-
After asking him what he took,the fat bastard proudly grinned and said, "Anabrol".I was speechless.....

 

[da big thinker]

lol @ SUB stanon!!!???hey,maybe the guy was congested...?

 

[Busta]

That is why AS has such a bad rap b/c of all these idoits that dont know what they are doing and get all fucked up.

 

[BigAndy69]

lol @ SUB stanon!!!???hey,maybe the guy was congested...?

The funniest part is that these guys barely look like they lift!!!

They see me at 200 lbs lifting more then they are and they assume that I use gear since they use and I'm bigger.(I'm still AS free) So I get all these losers coming up to and asking me about gear. Some of them just ask straight up and others will give you hints and try to start a conversation.

I asked the guy who buys brovel Deca at $300 what he eats and he told me that he had a big breakfeast this morning. I'm not making this up, he had 2 eggos and 2 cups of milk. He says: "eggos have carbs and milk has a lot of protein"

 

[Lift or Die]

2 eggos

 

[KONDOR9]

Steroids remind me of drugs when you are a little kid. All we hear about is how drugs will ruin your life and how terrible they are. Then as you get older you realize that coke, alcohol, and pot, play a huge part in the social lives of many very successful people. Steroids are similar in the fact that if you are careful and use half of the brain that god gave you they can be very safe and improve your life in many ways. That may sound stupid but it's true in my book.

 

[Bulldog_10]

This isn't a personal experience, but someone on the boards posted this a while ago.

He said that he over heard a conversation at the gym, in which some kid was bragging that he used steroids. When the other person asked what he used, the kid said that right now he was on a cycle of nolvadex and proviron!

Funny Shit!