Am I the only STRAIGHT guy left?!?

[~HOUNDOG~]

Dam bro's! I turn on the TV, and it's gay this and gay that.
All over the internet there is gay dudes talking about there first experiences and shit (flubberfaget). It's supposed to be okay to be gay? Fuck that, it's nasty! Hey, if your gay then fine, but go find a closet to die in, and leave me out of it.
Shit, how could you ever find a guy attractive? They stink, are ugly and are just plain stupid. I can't even imagine why girls like us let alone a guy liking a guy? Plain sick.

 

[teen1216]

I still like women.

 

[the People's Champ]

Being hetero is so overrated

 

[KnoXville]

This phenomena you speak of is known as the "Nathan Effect"

It's kind of like global warming, if you substitute the 'warming' part with 'faggoting'. As prophesized in the infamous and now public "Gay Agenda" - This whole deal started with him, and will consequently end with him. But don't grab your ankles and astroglide your rectum quite yet, there are intricate plans to eliminate this rainbow anime loving bastard in progress.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Heterosexuality is so 20th century. Get out from under your shell and start living man.

 

[Big Johnson]

Even the smilies are turning gay.

 

[rjl296]

Even the smilies are turning gay.

 

[AAP]

Being hetero is so overrated

And boring.

 

[WarriorPL]

Gay people will be very common pretty soon. Everyone seems to be coming out.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

women, and women only for me. I would rather have nothing than anything other than a woman.

 

[strider364]

I like the boobies.

 

[Taps]

More gay men = more women for the rest of us.

It's all good broly.

 

[flexed1]

strider lol could it be a quote from my all time favorite movie WATER BOY??

 

[Robert Jan]

I`m straight

 

[Norman Bates]

Hounddog is just playing hard to get

 

[vinylgroover]

If you are the only straight guy left you must be one ugly mothafucka.

 

[strider364]

strider lol could it be a quote from my all time favorite movie WATER BOY??

Yes Sir, it is! Foozeball is the DEVIL!

 

[perkele]

I'm straight but few drinks and I would definitely do it with Camilla De Castro.


CDC - Most beautiful shemale in history.

 

[MFMan]

Since you are now part of Elitefitness. You are now gay.