Am I the only one who uses this much toilet paper?

[Freak Show]

For the love of God! I swear I just used up over half a roll for the last one. This can't be normal. My ahole can't be nearly as big as May's (sorry, couldn't resist). Why the hell do I go through so much? Ever wonder why toilet paper companies never make their tv ads depicting what they're product is really used for? Just a thought. Can you tell I'm bored? Kakalacky, you better answer this one, beeeeeeyaaaaatch!

 

[Big Buck]

yeap, I use alot too....I gotta make sure it's clean!!!

 

[runner]

i used to have a friend whose father was so cheap he used to constantly remind his son to use no more than 3 of those little sheets each time he "went".

don't know if the dad actually counted.....

 

[JohnnyO]

i try to take a shower afterwards whenever possible.

 

[Rotten]

Alot of women use that much toilet paper.

 

[Kakdiesel]

rotten, i didnt know you were sailor girl's brother..how does it feel knowing half this board wants to fuck her?? LOL LOL j/k bro

 

[Rotten]

I fucked her, why shouldn't everyone else get a chance to also

 

[Burning_Inside]

I'll tell you I use a lot sometimes, and sometimes I don't , it all depends on how it comes out.

See, here's my technique, and I recommend you all startusing it..

I get a moderate amount of TP, and mold it around my index finger. I then reach over to the sink, and turn the water on real low. I then let the water run over the top part of the wrapped up index finger. I then smush it all real tight around my finger. Then I lean left, and with my left hand reach over and spread my right cheek, making some space to move down there. I then takle the wrapped index finger, and starting from the tailbone, and with moderate pressure, I slide my wrapped finger town to a little ways past my asshole. This will CLEANLY get rid of any blobs that wanna hang around. I then get another small wad of tissue, and just crupmle it up, run it under the water, pack it up against the sink, and wipe once more in a regular fashion. Then I just do a final dry wipe.

This has got to be the most sanitary, and clean way to wipe your ass. think about it, do you really want to be walking around knowing that there's smears of shit all over your ass, and it's so damn dirty and everything? How does it make you feel about other people when you look at them, and think about how unclean their asshole is? Now how would it make you feel knowing that you are one of the few people in the world that actually walks around all day with an extremelly clean asshole?

 

[Freak Show]

i may actually try that. Better print this one off and paste it to the towel rack so I don't forget

 

[tomcat]

I've always wondered how blind people know when it's all cleaned off... Do they smell it instead of looking?

Burning, What the hell do you do in a public restroom?
Leave the stall and use the sink?