Am I on your buddy list?

[Nathan]

If so, good for you. You've made the right choice. If not, then why the fuck not? There is obviously something wrong with you. We all know that the reason cannot possibly be that you don't like me. That is absurd, plain and simple, since everyone here likes me a whole lot, I happen to know for damn certain on account of the fact that I had a dream last night that everyone did, in fact, like me. I woke up feeling confident and a little constipated. Anyways, if I'm not on everyone's buddy list by 10 o'clock tonight Eastern Time then I'm gonna start killing bunny rabbits. Don't fuck with me on this. I'm dead mother fucking serious. Thumper here has an 18 gauge needle full of gasoline shoved deeper into his ass than Richard Simmons playing with his favorite dildo. I'm so damn dangerous.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

You'll be seeing starfish on there for sure.I don't care about rabbits enough to bother.

 

[Fonz]

If so, good for you. You've made the right choice. If not, then why the fuck not? There is obviously something wrong with you. We all know that the reason cannot possibly be that you don't like me. That is absurd, plain and simple, since everyone here likes me a whole lot, I happen to know for damn certain on account of the fact that I had a dream last night that everyone did, in fact, like me. I woke up feeling confident and a little constipated. Anyways, if I'm not on everyone's buddy list by 10 o'clock tonight Eastern Time then I'm gonna start killing bunny rabbits. Don't fuck with me on this. I'm dead mother fucking serious. Thumper here has an 18 gauge needle full of gasoline shoved deeper into his ass than Richard Simmons playing with his favorite dildo. I'm so damn dangerous.

46 people have me as a buddy.

I have 9 people on my buddy list.

Fonz

 

[68GT350]

If so, good for you. You've made the right choice. If not, then why the fuck not? There is obviously something wrong with you. We all know that the reason cannot possibly be that you don't like me. That is absurd, plain and simple, since everyone here likes me a whole lot, I happen to know for damn certain on account of the fact that I had a dream last night that everyone did, in fact, like me. I woke up feeling confident and a little constipated. Anyways, if I'm not on everyone's buddy list by 10 o'clock tonight Eastern Time then I'm gonna start killing bunny rabbits. Don't fuck with me on this. I'm dead mother fucking serious. Thumper here has an 18 gauge needle full of gasoline shoved deeper into his ass than Richard Simmons playing with his favorite dildo. I'm so damn dangerous.

You convinced me. Should i put you on the EF list or my own AIM list?

Does this mean we're friends now? Want to have a sleepover where we'll paint each other's toe nails or talk about dreamy boys?

 

[Puc]

Re: Re: Am I on your buddy list?

46 people have me as a buddy.

I have 9 people on my buddy list.

Fonz

go you!!

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Okay I give, you are added. Don't kill bunnies.

Cats are okay to kill.

 

[Fonz]

Okay I give, you are added. Don't kill bunnies.

Cats are okay to kill.

I have a white angora cat.........

I love fluffy cats.......

In another note(This is damn funny), I once sat on him because I thought he was a cushion.

God i felt bad.......

Fonz

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

In another note(This is damn funny), I once sat on him because I thought he was a cushion.

God i felt bad.......

Fonz

My friends mom killed her cat with a rocking chair. That's not nice though. Don't kill any animals, except the edible kind. Besides sending me to the ER with deadly asthma attacks, cats are a-okay.

 

[Fonz]

My friends mom killed her cat with a rocking chair. That's not nice though. Don't kill any animals, except the edible kind. Besides sending me to the ER with deadly asthma attacks, cats are a-okay.

So....I guess you're allergic to cats..

Dogs are OK. But they tend to lick everything in sight.

Fonz

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Dogs are OK. But they tend to lick everything in sight.

Fonz

Yeah majorly allergic to cats.

My dog was so perfect. He never licked anyone, ever.

 

[Latamier]

Your on mine, but for what reason, I havent figured out yet.

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: Am I on your buddy list?

You convinced me. Should i put you on the EF list or my own AIM list?

Does this mean we're friends now? Want to have a sleepover where we'll paint each other's toe nails or talk about dreamy boys?

Yep, we're so totally friends now. I'm down with the sleepover if I get to wear one piece pajamas with the floppy feet thingys. Also, you can talk about whoever you want, I won't judge, but I'd rather not discuss men if it's all the same to you.

Pink Space Biscuit: You da man but in a much more feminine and sexy way.

Fonz: Go fuck a goat and maybe quote yourself some more.

 

[Fonz]

Yeah majorly allergic to cats.

My dog was so perfect. He never licked anyone, ever.

A good friend of my mothers in Spain had a Great Dane.
The thing was massive.

It used to use me as a soccer ball. Literally.

I was only 10 though.

Fonz

 

[casavant]

You are now, ya fucker.

You get my PM?

 

[Nathan]

Nice try Fonz, that damn dog still rapes you and you fucking know it.
Lat - You're on mine too. I don't see all your names though when I click on who am IBuddy of. So either you'r all full of shit or something is wrong. Something's up though.

As for the rest of the people who have not made me a buddy, the clock is ticking but the target has been changed to cats as per Pink Space Biscuit's request.

 

[The Darkness]

when i see this thread i think of full metal jacket.....

Hell I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister


Your on my buddy list now, I hope this helps you

 

[casavant]

Re: Re: Re: Am I on your buddy list?

I'm down with the sleepover if I get to wear one piece pajamas with the floppy feet thingys.

I zipped my dingy up in one of those bastards when I was four. I remember standing there petrified, letting out a long, escalating wail until my mom freed me from its evil grasp.

Mom and I don't talk about that memory too much.

 

[Nathan]

Well, I'm still not registering everyone who says i am buddy of theirs on my list. Not sure what's up but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this that's for sure. Also, I'm going to kill some snails too cause this has me pretty angry.

 

[casavant]

Well, I'm still not registering everyone who says i am buddy of theirs on my list. Not sure what's up but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this that's for sure. Also, I'm going to kill some snails too cause this has me pretty angry.

Don't forget salt on slugs and ants under a magnifying glass.

 

[The Darkness]

I like you

Will you really be my first buddy?

Why bring snails into this

This thread will soon be plunged into a karma ransom demand, please, leave the snails

They are innocent !!

 

[PoyeBoy]

birfday?

 

[Nathan]

If I say it's my birfday will you let it go Poyeboy?
I mean fucking really.

Cas, I hit you back with another PM.

 

[PoyeBoy]

maybe

 

[TheProject]

Nope, you're not on my buddy list cause I'm not on your buddy list.

 

[casavant]

If I say it's my birfday will you let it go Poyeboy?
I mean fucking really.

Cas, I hit you back with another PM.

Got it. Right on man.

 

[TEXgrl]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Am I on your buddy list?

I zipped my dingy up in one of those bastards when I was four. I remember standing there petrified, letting out a long, escalating wail until my mom freed me from its evil grasp.

Mom and I don't talk about that memory too much.

was it the beans or the franks?



Nathan, i'm adding you now! what sort of benefits do i get from this buddy list you speak of?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well, you've been on my buddy list for about 3 months now. What the hell was I thinking *punches self in head*....time to update the list.....

 

[beefybull]

I'm not on too many buddy lists according to the information provided by me in the "profile" section.

I guess I'll have to join Nathan in a snail killing spree!!

BTW, speaking of that section and tweaking your options, the best one I ever did was put "posts per page" at like 60. If you havent done this yet, do it yo, it makes reading this shit much easier than 10 posts per page.

 

[Nathan]

I don't get this. It says that I have I am on no more buddy lists then when I started this whole thread. I've killed like 6 cats at this point and more snails than I can count. I'll be the first to admit that maybe I got a bit carried away. Whatever.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey how come I'm not on your buddylist Nathan? After all those perverted pics you sent to me, the least you could do is add me.

I bet you're the type of person that after f#@king someone up the @$$ doesn't even give him a reach-around!
-(fulll metal jacket, paraphrased)

 

[Nathan]

Hey how come I'm not on your buddylist Nathan? After all those perverted pics you sent to me, the least you could do is add me.

I bet you're the type of person that after f#@king someone up the @$$ doesn't even give him a reach-around!
-(fulll metal jacket, paraphrased)

You are on my buddy list though. I'm not sure what is going on here with this not showing up business but George really needs to get his ass on top of things.