Am I interpreting this correctly?

[WODIN]

The Defense for kobe is saying the chick had on crusty panties?


http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/2003-10-15-bryant-hearing_x.htm


The defense said tests of underpants worn by the 19-year-old resort employee Bryant is charged with assaulting found "other substances" from a "source" other than the Los Angeles Lakers guard.

 

[Lestat]

you need to get laid man.

 

[PHATchik]

Ewww. That's what it seems like to me too. Damn, they'll do anything won't they?

 

[WODIN]

you need to get laid man.

We've known that for quite some time now broly. You got an ideas on how I can accomplish this seemingly impossible goal?

 

[biteme]

SLoppy seconds. LOL. gross.

 

[kronk]

Ugggh. Said it with me "Washing Machine" gross.

 

[WODIN]

Ewww. That's what it seems like to me too. Damn, they'll do anything won't they?

Thank you I was hoping a hottie would chime in on this. This just is not normal now is it?

 

[tuc biscuit]

WODIN ya got a pm....................................from me.

 

[PHATchik]

Thank you I was hoping a hottie would chime in on this. This just is not normal now is it?

WODIN thinks I'm a hottie.....cool.

Oh yeah, back to the topic at hand, no, that' snot normal unless said female is a nasty skanky ho. I mean, gross! That's why Tide was invented, you know?

 

[Becoming]

He is going to jail anyway-

"Bakke said Colorado's rape shield law bars the use of an alleged victim's sexual history in rape cases, with few exceptions. "

 

[PoyeBoy]

what a skeez

 

[NoDaddyNo]

what does she look like?

 

[Testosterone boy]

If I was the defense I would probably say something about those panties.

 

[onerepmaximum]

All is fair in love and war. This sho ain't love.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

100 percent not guilty.

 

[Testosterone boy]

100 percent not guilty.

What if the vaginal photos show that he really tore her up?

 

[Dial_tone]

He is going to jail anyway-

"Bakke said Colorado's rape shield law bars the use of an alleged victim's sexual history in rape cases, with few exceptions. "

keyword = with few exceptions. If they're going to claim that her bruises were caused by him he should be able to introduce evidence indicating they could have come from one of the alleged suitors the immediately prior 3 days.

 

[Y_lifter]

So, she's laundry challenged.. Big deal

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I will only care about this if they bring the panties out in the court room and he judge demands to see said panties. Then, upon being given the panties, he buries his face into them and just starts breathing in deeply and moaning.
Then after several awkward moments of this, the oppsoing counsels looking at each other with baffled looks of "I don't know" and some shrugs, then he will put them down with a look of builty contentment.
Then the case is throw out and Kobe celebrates by partying with R Kelly and rapes a few 8 year olds.

Then I would care.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

What if the vaginal photos show that he really tore her up?

if they prove conclusively that it was Kobe and not Steve, Ed, Bob, Tom, John, or Hector,

then I guess I am wrong.

 

[Testosterone boy]

if they prove conclusively that it was Kobe and not Steve, Ed, Bob, Tom, John, or Hector,

then I guess I am wrong.

Good point.



You seem to be implying that the gurl is not highly moral.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

No way he would have raped her man, he can get too many chicks for 300$ or less, why would he risk 100million in endorsements and shit to rape some hotel girl? C'mon, this is not very believeable to me. I hate to victimize Kobe and degrade this chick, but I think she is full of shit and this was planned. She could have had another man having sex with her to make it sore and raw or bruised...I mean two sperm types with diferring DNA in her panties? If there is more than one male's DNA in her panties it should be case dismissed. NOT GUILTY PEOPLE

 

[Testosterone boy]

No way he would have raped her man, he can get too many chicks for 300$ or less, why would he risk 100million in endorsements and shit to rape some hotel girl? C'mon, this is not very believeable to me. I hate to victimize Kobe and degrade this chick, but I think she is full of shit and this was planned. She could have had another man having sex with her to make it sore and raw or bruised...I mean two sperm types with diferring DNA in her panties? If there is more than one male's DNA in her panties it should be case dismissed. NOT GUILTY PEOPLE

You are implying that people will act and react in a logical manner that promotes their self interest.

Interesting point on the fact that she could have self inflicted vaginal trauma...........very easy to do.

 

[Y_lifter]

He thinks he can do whatever he wants because he be the Kobester, the Kobenator, the kobemister..

 

[Becoming]

So you are saying they need to have those other dudes (whose DNA match the panties) strut out in the courtroom and expose their tiny weenies to the court for this to fly... right?

This has just become a poyeboy thread...