We have a lot of guys around here like that. We call them Red Necks and its hard to feel sorry for them. Headline poor Joe shoots himself in a gun range accident. Problem is I've seen these guys do stuff like that, then they get shot. We had one guy who was drunk and lost his leg in a motorcycle accident and sure enough 6 months later he was drunk again, lost his leg in a chipper. How the Hell a one legged man gets his one good leg stuck in a chipper is beyond me. Wouldn't you use your fake leg to stuff down branches into a chipper?