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Fina Junkie
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i'm your alter
The Ejaculator said:
lol ok
that dog looked similar and your gallary so i wasnt sure on the name
why the name change?
i see why u and turd talk alot....u are co workers.....
have him post a pic of a hot chic he works with for me
i will exchange a hot student pic for hot co worker pic
jh1
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tiger88 said:have him post a pic of a hot chic he works with for me
i will exchange a hot student pic for hot co worker pic
MMMM... send hot student pics pronto....
we don't really have hot co-workers. Seriously. Every girl that works here is an older, over weight lesbian. For real... lotta carpet munching going on around here... and it ain't only me doing it.
Fina Junkie
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The Ejaculator said:
Which one of you is the homosexual ?
Turd Ferguson
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Fina Junkie said:
J is a Metro Sexual. I'm married so I'm unisexual, unless you count me doing myself. I'm the best of pleasing me.
Turd Ferguson
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tiger88 said:lol ok
that dog looked similar and your gallary so i wasnt sure on the name
why the name change?
i see why u and turd talk alot....u are co workers.....
have him post a pic of a hot chic he works with for me
i will exchange a hot student pic for hot co worker pic
Here is my doggie.
http://www.corral.net/photopost/showphoto.php?photo=9171&papass=&sort=1&thecat=500
jh1
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Turd Ferguson said:
My dog can kick your dogs ass.......
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BTW - About the MetroSexual comment. WTF? All you fuckers out there in Engineering love busting my balls about my clubing clothes... yet I never hear anyone busting my balls about the girls I date.
Girls love it orb.....tripleblonde
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The Ejaculator said:BTW - About the MetroSexual comment. WTF? All you fuckers out there in Engineering love busting my balls about my clubing clothes... yet I never hear anyone busting my balls about the girls I date.
good point and very true
but i don't think your dog could take fergusons
jh1
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tripleblonde said:but i don't think your dog could take fergusons
My dog is a lover. Even people that don't like dogs, or little dogs want to keep him for themselves after they meet him.
He'd make Turd's dog love him... then he would just eat all the food and Turd's dog would grow weak... then the little guy would scrap his ass....
Turd Ferguson
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The Ejaculator said:My dog can kick your dogs ass.......
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BTW - About the MetroSexual comment. WTF? All you fuckers out there in Engineering love busting my balls about my clubing clothes... yet I never hear anyone busting my balls about the girls I date.
It's just a puffy shirt. Get over it. Really its more like a pirate shirt. You swashbuckler you. BTW what is a swashbuckler? Or what is swashbuckling? You've dated some cute girls, I'll give you that. They just are all mentally defective. So that is your challange Grasshopper.
jh1
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Turd Ferguson said:
I think my new one has got her shit together. Lots more class and a lot less trash.
She's young, but she has got her head on straight. Eric always says that Kim is 10x more ready for prime time than Heather - in terms of intelligence... and she is 7 years younger than Heather. We'll see... as long as all the friends we have and our histories don't ruin it, I'm golden.
As far as my clothes choices, I am not trying to impress you flannel shirt and jeans types of guys, or any guys for that matter. It's the girls that it impresses... so you can keep your Metallica T-Shirt and Mustangs Rule baseball caps....
I'll stick to my Seven Jeans and Armani Shirts....
jh1
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jerkbox said:
It wasn't a puffy shirt.. it was completely flat.
It had some pattern on it that was offensive to these friggin neanderthals that I work with... they claim it was puffy. It wasn't. And if it was, I don't give a fuck, I got laid... they didn't. I even posted a link to the shirt on the Guess website, but that was over a year ago..... they don't sell the same one anymore.
The only reason they saw it was I had to be at work at 11pm on a Saturday night... so I got dressed for the clubs and came to work for 1/2 hour and headed to the clubs 3 blocks away. I will never live it down around here... bunch of dorks with no sense of style.
I am 27 and single... I go out.. and not to a corner bar with a bunch of hooisers.. I go to where young hot girls hang out.
lame
Moderate_THIS
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The Ejaculator said:
we have a guy like you at work here... comes to work in clubbing shirts, except he's straight and writes stellar haikus and limericks
jh1
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tiger88 said:
Orb... no hot co-workers here for real. If there were, I'd post...
ain't no such thing 'round here...
Please do send more hot student pics to [email protected] include approximate age information as well.
Thanks.
And I'm actually Silvia, the 4'11" 155lb swarthy Greek girl that sits 5 cubicles back from Turd, and 6 down from Ejaculator.
Heehee, I looooove those boys. I make little doodles of them all day on my desk blotter.
Heehee, I looooove those boys. I make little doodles of them all day on my desk blotter.
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tripleblonde is actually my alter. I can't believe all of you homo's have been hitting on me for the last month. Ewwwwwww.....
vinylgroover
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BodyByFinaplix said:
that would explain tripleblondes 'man hands'.
Turd Ferguson
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The Ejaculator said:Nice. That means I am your boss... so your excuse for not measuring up your taint was total BULLSHIT.
Now measure up, or else... YOU'RE FIRED.
(I don't sit in a cublical, btw)
We got it the first time. SHeeeeshhh. Yeah but just cause you got an office dosen't make you special. You just need privacy for your job. Officer J.
Turd Ferguson
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Hot ones.... I can think of a few.tiger88 said:
jh1
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Turd Ferguson said:
Lord Turd....
There are only a few that I know of and they are in OTHER offices... not the local one.
And just so you know... OMG I had the best experience with Little Kimmy last night. I am friggin on cloud 9 right now just thinking about it. She is a complete crack-up... she confessed the fact that she has had a crush on me since we met and went to Eric for advice on how to get my attention after Ali and I broke up... heheh. She said it was driving her nuts seeing me with girl after girl and yet I paid no attention to her
LOL - everyone that knows me knows that I thought she was hot as hell.... .
The Ejaculator said:Lord Turd....
There are only a few that I know of and they are in OTHER offices... not the local one.
And just so you know... OMG I had the best experience with Little Kimmy last night. I am friggin on cloud 9 right now just thinking about it. She is a complete crack-up... she confessed the fact that she has had a crush on me since we met and went to Eric for advice on how to get my attention after Ali and I broke up... heheh. She said it was driving her nuts seeing me with girl after girl and yet I paid no attention to her
LOL - everyone that knows me knows that I thought she was hot as hell.... .
why u name ur dog little kimmy?
pics please
Turd Ferguson
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The Ejaculator said:Lord Turd....
There are only a few that I know of and they are in OTHER offices... not the local one.
And just so you know... OMG I had the best experience with Little Kimmy last night. I am friggin on cloud 9 right now just thinking about it. She is a complete crack-up... she confessed the fact that she has had a crush on me since we met and went to Eric for advice on how to get my attention after Ali and I broke up... heheh. She said it was driving her nuts seeing me with girl after girl and yet I paid no attention to her
LOL - everyone that knows me knows that I thought she was hot as hell.... .
