Alrighty Mr. Smarty Pants!

[WODIN]

How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Chop him up into giraffe steaks!

That video sucks!

 

[PHATchik]

Very carefully. And it's MS. Smarty Pants mister.

 

[WODIN]

Nope and Nope Ms. Smarty Pants.

 

[PHATchik]

Nope and Nope Ms. Smarty Pants.

Can't blame a girl for trying.

 

[WODIN]

You open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

The question is designed to see if people make problems that have simple solutions complex.

Next:

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

[tuc biscuit]

take away an f

 

[PHATchik]

You open the door, put the giraffe in, then close the door.

The question is designed to see if people make problems that have simple solutions complex.

Next:

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?

The same way?

BTW, I'll make anything complex no matter how simple it should be. lol.

 

[WODIN]

The same way?

BTW, I'll make anything complex no matter how simple it should be. lol.

LOL!!

You take the giraffe out and then put the elephant in and close the door.

This question is designed to see if people relate to cause and effect.

2 more to go....


The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals in
the world attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

[tuc biscuit]

take away an f

that was better

 

[PHATchik]

LOL!!

You take the giraffe out and then put the elephant in and close the door.

This question is designed to see if people relate to cause and effect.

2 more to go....


The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals in
the world attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

The Lion King because he's already there?

 

[WODIN]

that was better

but the girafe is still not in the refrigerator? What do you call a refrigerato? I sure its not a fridge or ice box now is it?

 

[anabolicmd]

LOL!!

You take the giraffe out and then put the elephant in and close the door.

This question is designed to see if people relate to cause and effect.

2 more to go....


The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals in
the world attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

The elephant (still in the fridge)

 

[PHATchik]

The elephant (still in the fridge)

That was my second guess.

 

[WODIN]

The Lion King because he's already there?

He is hosting and also in attendance...

The elephant. Remember you just put him in the refridgerator!

Last one.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, how do you manage it?

 

[flex123]

the elephant because he's stuck in the fridge.

I haven't a clue.

 

[tuc biscuit]

refrigirator=girafe in it



ckd is really kicking in now, lol, I feel dizzy typing this

 

[WODIN]

refrigirator=girafe in it



ckd is really kicking in now, lol, I feel dizzy typing this

Nope not an anagram or anything like that.

 

[PHATchik]

He is hosting and also in attendance...

The elephant. Remember you just put him in the refridgerator!

Last one.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, how do you manage it?

I'm not even trying. lol.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hmmm... are the alligators at the animal confirance still? If so, crossing the river should be easy.

If not, a boat works quite well.

 

[flex123]

He is hosting and also in attendance...

The elephant. Remember you just put him in the refridgerator!

Last one.

There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, how do you manage it?

call up the crock hunter from the Animal Channel.

 

[WODIN]

I'm not even trying. lol.

LMAO!!! You just swim across because all the crocidiles are attending the animal conference.

This last question is designed to see how quickly one learns from there own mistakes.

Don't feel bad if you got all 4 wrong. 95% of the mba graduates working for consulting firms who take this test get it wrong.

Conversly 95% of 4 year olds who take this test get 2 or more correct. So you can safely say that a 4 year old is smarter than any mba grad.

I have two post graduate degrees so this makes me about as smart as a 2 year old.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

WODIN, actually I got it right go back and look.

 

[sk*]

I've known these little riddles since I was 11.

-sk

 

[PHATchik]

Great, a 4-year-old is smarter than me. Well, we've also learned that I don't learn from my mistakes. Oh, the irony.

 

[WODIN]

WODIN, actually I got it right go back and look.

You're in that rare elite 5%!

 

[WODIN]

Great, a 4-year-old is smarter than me. Well, we've also learned that I don't learn from my mistakes. Oh, the irony.

LMAO!!! Welcome to life 101

 

[Lestat]

lets get a hard one WODY

 

[PHATchik]

LMAO!!! Welcome to life 101

Here's hoping for an A.

 

[WarriorPL]

dude those are SO grade school

 

[revexrevex]

What do you mean simple answers for complex problems. This is fucking bullshit. You cannot fit a huge giraffe into a small refrigerator in accordance to the very primitive logic available to us. HOw about relating this to practical terms