Awesome post bro, reminds me of why I work out. I get the same stupid questions all the time. The best one is "Can I start working out with you?" I tell them I'm going to the gym tomorrow and they're welcome to come. They get all pumped and excited ranting and raving how they're gonna get ripped, but sure enough I never hear from them. Then I'll see them a month, 2 monthes, 6 monthes later and they'll say the exact same thing. I just grin and say "I'm going to the gym tomorrow, you're welcome to come".