Alright boys... Creative help needed!!

[SoCAmuscle]

If there is a creative bunch of dudes out there, this is it!!

Ok,.. I am playing in a 5 team co-ed football tourney in a couple weeks. The tourney is comprised of all of our friends that are available the weekend after Thanksgiving. So it's ONLY our friends.. and their wives/gf's, etc.. (I know,.. I'm getting old)...Here's the question: I need to give them a name and number for the back of my jersey by Friday. I chose #23 (for those of you that know me well, you know why!).. Now I need a saying or nickname to put on there... A la XFL... What should I put on the back of the jersey?

Suggestions? I need something that'll make em' roll and won't leave me open to the shit talking that will no doubt take place...

 

[sysopt]

rippers

 

[SoCAmuscle]

Gutter Slut

Trash Man

Sloth

War Machine

Preety Hate Machine

Mr. Plow

Marqi de SOD





What position do you play?

Going to be playing QB and receiver... 5'10", 215, 8%... white boy.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

Be Like Mike

 

[SoCAmuscle]

Be Like Mike

Funny thing is,. .that's my real name! MJ

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

Funny thing is,. .that's my real name! MJ

Then I think it's perfect. And you gotta admit it's better than, He Hate Me.

 

[SoCAmuscle]

Then I think it's perfect. And you gotta admit it's better than, He Hate Me.

What about:

The Real MJ

Protect Ya Neck

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

Strong Like Bull

CumGitSum

andthentherewasme

 

[nicknot]

best football nicknames of all-time:

10 best

1. Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch
2. "Broadway Joe" Namath
3. Lester "The Molester" Hayes
4. "Mean Joe" Greene
5. "The Mad Stork" (Ted Hendricks)
6. "The Assassin" (Jack Tatum)
7. "Sweetness" (Walter Payton)
8. Andre "Bad Moon" Rison
9. Lou "The Toe" Groza
10. Eugene "Mercury" Morris

Honorable mentions

"Papa Bear" (George Halas), "The Manster" (Randy White), "Prime Time" (Deion Sanders), Dick "Night Train" Lane, "The Juice" (O.J. Simpson) "He Hate Me" (Rod Smart), Sam "The Rifle" Etcheverry, "Joe Cool" (Joe Montana), Elbert "Ickey" Woods, Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Paul "Bear" Bryant, "Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside" (Felix "Doc" Blanchard and Glenn Davis), "Bronko" Nagurski, "LT" (Lawrence Taylor), "Slingin' Sammy" Baugh.

 

[WODIN]

On the back of your jersey...."CYA"

 

[saint808]

ifucanreadthisur2slow
buh bye
he hate me
she hate me
she ate me
wodin