Allow me to be a hater

[fistfullofsteel]

As you all know, I hate haters with a passion. Yesterday, I saw the most drop dead gorgeous, one of natures finest creations, allow me to get down on both knees right then and there and ask her to marry me, beautiful young woman. Here is the kicker, her bf was some fucking toad. What is up with that? Man, I can't get over it. Call me a hater. I deserve it. Good news though, I think she was eyeing me when her bf wasn't looking.