all you website guru's... help needed

[Frisky]

I need to build a website, not sure how complicated it will be... I have all these Ideas and I'm not sure how to incorporate them all together. I know quite a few of you do this full time or part time, I need some help...

I would hopefully like to get someone to set it up for us... not sure of the cost for all this.

I am working on a domain name and getting a host, but any and all info is really appreciated.

And if you are interested in helping me out... send me a pm

 

[jestro]

Stilleto will help you out. She throws in free boobie shots with each website too.

 

[redguru]

Is this a personal website or a business?

 

[Frisky]

Is this a personal website or a business?

business

anyone interested can pm me and I'll list the specifics

 

[Frisky]

Stilleto will help you out. She throws in free boobie shots with each website too.

woohooo

 

[rudeboyja]

http://www.apache.org/

you can use front page to create the content. Apache is better than IIS

 

[jestro]

http://www.apache.org/

you can use front page to create the content. Apache is better than IIS

Dood, come on now, Microsoft products are shit for all design apps. Apache is great, front page is crap.

 

[stilleto]

how about we just exchange boob shots and call it a day?

 

[redguru]

Dood, come on now, Microsoft products are shit for all design apps. Apache is great, front page is crap.

Agreed, i wouldn't even use frontpage for a personal website. Dreamweaver is hugely better.

 

[Frisky]

how about we just exchange boob shots and call it a day?

You have a deal

 

[jestro]

how about we just exchange boob shots and call it a day?

Can I get a CC of that?

 

[redguru]

how about we just exchange boob shots and call it a day?

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/private.php?do=newpm&userid=93051

 

[redguru]

BTW, good to see you post, Frisky. You haven't been around much lately.

 

[Frisky]

here is the deal

I want this website to be interactive... with video's, performance comments, billing statements, email for each customer, and some type of graph to show how each clients horse is performing day to day.

 

[Frisky]

BTW, good to see you post, Frisky. You haven't been around much lately.

aww thanks...

Its been really hectic lately. With work, this new business kicking off strong, trying to come up with some good business plans for it and still keep a strong hold on family and other important things.

I stay pretty busy... but I'm loving every minute of it!

 

[jerkbox]

i'd say you best hire a programmer

 

[Frisky]

i'd say you best hire a programmer

I thought the same... I know only enough to totally fuck it all up. LOL

My bro has done all of this in the past but we aren't on talking terms as of late. I am willing to pay for this because It will be an asset to the business.

 

[redguru]

You are going to need someone skilled in writing PHP and integrating his code with an SQL database. Beyond the capabilities of your average fly-by-night web designer.

 

[i-Supplements]

check you pm

 

[velvett]

here is the deal

I want this website to be interactive... with video's, performance comments, billing statements, email for each customer, and some type of graph to show how each clients horse is performing day to day.

Buildlinks.com

 

[i-Supplements]

Not to sound like dick, but do not take advice from anyone who does not have experince in building sites or SEO. You will have a major clusterfuck on your hands. This is what do for a living. I can put you in contact with the right people and help bypass all the bullshit you would go through otherwise. Let me know.

 

[Becoming]

This is what do for a living.

You leave out pronouns? How much does that pay?

I want this website to be interactive... with video's, performance comments, billing statements, email for each customer, and some type of graph to show how each clients horse is performing day to day.

So it is going to be an interactive farm sex site then?

 

[i-Supplements]

You leave out pronouns? How much does that pay?


So it is going to be an interactive farm sex site then?

Leaving out pronouns? LOL!

I do very well. I charge 75.00 a hour for SEO work.

 

[Frisky]

You leave out pronouns? How much does that pay?


So it is going to be an interactive farm sex site then?

lmao... no dammit... ewwww...

lol

its a real serious operation, I will be investing alot of money and time into it. I am hoping to do this full time. It may take years, and lots of money... but i'm willing to be patient.

 

[rudeboyja]

Dood, come on now, Microsoft products are shit for all design apps. Apache is great, front page is crap.

Gotcha, but it's simple. If she wants to jazz that mutherfucka up she can use Dreamweaver

 

[Becoming]

its a real serious operation, I will be investing alot of money and time into it. I am hoping to do this full time. It may take years, and lots of money... but i'm willing to be patient.

So it is a farm sex site....

I am willing to lend myself out to you without fee for guest appearances to help you get off the ground, but I only give, I don't receive...

 

[Becoming]

So how exactly did this picture come about? You also look like you are giving someone a rather stern look...

Perhaps you had a midget on the floorboards under the steering wheel and he wasn't quite pleasing you as well as you had hoped?

Was this for the site?

 

[Frisky]

So how exactly did this picture come about? You also look like you are giving someone a rather stern look...

Perhaps you had a midget on the floorboards under the steering wheel and he wasn't quite pleasing you as well as you had hoped?

Was this for the site?

oh... thats my... 'oh I know you are not fucking with me look'

No farm sex, or animal sex... ewww.. seriously have you seen that disgusting stuff? blech.

I may put a few midgets in my site, and some really strange sexual fantasy issues... but that would be for 19.99 a month.

 

[Becoming]

oh... thats my... 'oh I know you are not fucking with me look'

Stern chicks are hot. [Note to self: piss off frisky if you ever meet her]
So who WAS on the floor of your car pissing you off?

No farm sex, or animal sex... ewww.. seriously have you seen that disgusting stuff? blech.

Yes. The horse stuff kind of bothers me. How do they not rupture anything internally?

I may put a few midgets in my site, and some really strange sexual fantasy issues... but that would be for 19.99 a month.

Only 19.99? Sweet. What kind of strange fantasy stuff we talking here?

 

[Frisky]

Stern chicks are hot. [Note to self: piss off frisky if you ever meet her]
So who WAS on the floor of your car pissing you off?


Yes. The horse stuff kind of bothers me. How do they not rupture anything internally?


Only 19.99? Sweet. What kind of strange fantasy stuff we talking here?

lol

Pissing me off... hmmm... no one on the floor of my car but I have a great imagination and he was lying there with the heel of my stilleto pressed into his jugular !

Really... on the horse stuff... that is so sick and strange. If you do some research there is this one guy that died due to that weird animal thingy... ewww.. Have you seen a horses peepee? I don't want any male horses around my female horse (her name is koolaid... lol... name is a long story) Those things are massive and scary... and icky... ewww )

well... depends on how well the business goes... I may have to add some in there for hits and business Lol

 

[Becoming]

Stilletos with dark rimmed glasses? That is a hot look. Seriously. If this using your brain thing doesn't work out, give me a call, cause you got a future in porn..

Really... on the horse stuff... that is so sick and strange. If you do some research there is this one guy that died due to that weird animal thingy... ewww.. Have you seen a horses peepee? I don't want any male horses around my female horse (her name is koolaid... lol... name is a long story) Those things are massive and scary... and icky... ewww

LOL. I could imagine it could be lethal. That and the fact a gallon of sperm comes out when it finishes... That is not a good way to die...

Got a pic of your horse? How long have you had it? Do you keep it somewhere or do you have horse property?

 

[Scotsman]

I'm for shit when it come to web design. But I did just get autocad, so I may be sending you rendered cad's of whatever my limited skill and unlimited imagination can come up with.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Frisky]

Stilletos with dark rimmed glasses? That is a hot look. Seriously. If this using your brain thing doesn't work out, give me a call, cause you got a future in porn..


LOL. I could imagine it could be lethal. That and the fact a gallon of sperm comes out when it finishes... That is not a good way to die...

Got a pic of your horse? How long have you had it? Do you keep it somewhere or do you have horse property?

I'll need to post a pic of my stilleto's or actually riding boots... and hmmm... (imagination) with my dark rimmed glasses and a smile :wink:

I will be taking a few pics tonight of my horse. One of the ones we own is not with us right now. He's with a friend that is helping us sell him around the TX area. ( I'm quite sad about that sell... hes a damn good horse) We own this beautiful female she is a bay horse... solid black mane and tail with four perfect white socks on her legs. She is right about 3 years old and solid as a rock. I will take some pics of her to post. She is the first horse I purchased with my beau and my pride and joy... and i am sure if indeed i break down and allow her to be sold after her training she will make us tons of money.

I will work on some pics this week. We have 13 horses right now, not all are so beautiful... all qtr horses used in roping or cutting... some for just pleasure horses for trail riding.. but that is not often. I will send you some pics when I get them taken... remind me, i'm so scatterbrained as of late being so busy.

 

[Becoming]

I'll need to post a pic of my stilleto's or actually riding boots... and hmmm... (imagination) with my dark rimmed glasses and a smile :wink:

....

I will work on some pics this week. We have 13 horses right now, not all are so beautiful... all qtr horses used in roping or cutting... some for just pleasure horses for trail riding.. but that is not often. I will send you some pics when I get them taken... remind me, i'm so scatterbrained as of late being so busy.

Damn that is a lot of horses!

Stilletos with glasses pics >>> horse pics

LOL

 

[Frisky]

Damn that is a lot of horses!

Stilletos with glasses pics >>> horse pics

LOL

well... only 2 belong to us... 2 other or horses that we maintain for owners, train etc.. for the benifit of either riding them for roping or trade for cattle ... etc. the other 9 are horses that belong to customers that are sent to my beau for him to train... break, or to get them prepared for roping.

But still... alot of horses to feed twice a day, stalls to clean, water, bath, etc... and then knowing each horse on a more personal level... whew... everyone is different. Its fun and exciting, sometimes dangerous... but yet exciting

 

[Scotsman]

well... only 2 belong to us... 2 other or horses that we maintain for owners, train etc.. for the benifit of either riding them for roping or trade for cattle ... etc. the other 9 are horses that belong to customers that are sent to my beau for him to train... break, or to get them prepared for roping.

But still... alot of horses to feed twice a day, stalls to clean, water, bath, etc... and then knowing each horse on a more personal level... whew... everyone is different. Its fun and exciting, sometimes dangerous... but yet exciting

Any of those horses stout enough for fat guys?

Could you imagine Becoming and I playing cowboy for a day at your place.

Then of course comes the feasting.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Frisky]

Any of those horses stout enough for fat guys?

Could you imagine Becoming and I playing cowboy for a day at your place.

Then of course comes the feasting.

Cheers,
Scotsman

ah... hell yea!

not my baby (koolaid) but the two others we have been having would be alright with you stout guys. Hitler and Davy boy...

Oh and yes... the feast!

You would have devoured my pork roast with garlic mashed potato's and three cheese bread... YUM...

My beau makes the most amazing steak... seriously... Ruth Chris..
Marinated a full 24hrs before putting it on the grill. Cooked med, and damn near perfection! Had that Sat night!

I owe you some crawfish casserole don't I?

 

[Scotsman]

ah... hell yea!

not my baby (koolaid) but the two others we have been having would be alright with you stout guys. Hitler and Davy boy...

Oh and yes... the feast!

You would have devoured my pork roast with garlic mashed potato's and three cheese bread... YUM...

My beau makes the most amazing steak... seriously... Ruth Chris..
Marinated a full 24hrs before putting it on the grill. Cooked med, and damn near perfection! Had that Sat night!

I owe you some crawfish casserole don't I?

Sweet I haven't been in the saddle in years.

Ah the feast. You're seriously making me hungry. There's no spicy food over here except for curry. I'd just about give my left nut for a good steak. I've had some that taste pretty good but they're only 1/2-3/4' thick and not the best beef.

Yes, yes you do owe me some crawfish caserole. Maybe this summer I'll swing down that way.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Becoming]

Could you imagine Becoming and I playing cowboy for a day at your place.

Dude, no brokeback mountain type cowboy stuff...

I don't know about me on a horse. Pretty much anything where I come off the ground ends in me as a projectile at some point.... I have a talent for such...

the two others we have been having would be alright with you stout guys. Hitler and Davy boy...

Hitler and DAVY BOY. A real pair those two must make!

LOL

 

[Frisky]

Sweet I haven't been in the saddle in years.

Ah the feast. You're seriously making me hungry. There's no spicy food over here except for curry. I'd just about give my left nut for a good steak. I've had some that taste pretty good but they're only 1/2-3/4' thick and not the best beef.

Yes, yes you do owe me some crawfish caserole. Maybe this summer I'll swing down that way.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I love riding... its quite relaxing when I am not riding one that wants to buck me off... LOL

but still... its a tranquil time for me.


Let me know when you are around... I've been working a few dishes, adding.. taking away... etc. The crawfish casserole is a sure shot, but I also have a few others... yum!

 

[Scotsman]

Dude, no brokeback mountain type cowboy stuff...

I don't know about me on a horse. Pretty much anything where I come off the ground ends in me as a projectile at some point.... I have a talent for such...


Hitler and DAVY BOY. A real pair those two must make!

LOL

Trust me you ain't my type. You have a penis and I'm just not into that.

Now I know it must be done, a 275 class projectile + video camera = scots retirement fund.

I LOL'd @ those names too.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bigmann245]

You are going to need someone skilled in writing PHP and integrating his code with an SQL database. Beyond the capabilities of your average fly-by-night web designer.

i agree. i would find someone local so you can be there and put your input on what you like and dont like. having someone do it from a far will slow things down considerably. i use to do websites but it was basic stuff for people that just wanted a site like my football team. then i left and the person that took over fugged it all up. its not hard but like i said get someone reputable, see there work online, and go from there. remember you get what you pay for.