All women are bitches to some degree

[cindylou]

sarcasm meter. broken

lol

your sarcasm made no sense

your sarcasm meter is broken


but okay fine. Mental aids. whatever. lol. You can only be cool here if you are a dick. IRL?????

 

[calveless wonder]

lol

your sarcasm made no sense

your sarcasm meter is broken


but okay fine. Mental aids. whatever. lol. You can only be cool here if you are a dick. IRL?????

i need a cindylou to english dictionary.

i'm a dick in real life too, but i'd probably make you laugh so you'd end up liking me anyways

 

[puddlemonkey]

i sent you an e-card

You did what!??!?!


You're already what, 5'4"? How tall you gonna be when I cut your legs off bish?

 

[jack sparrow]

Let's face it we all fit into one or more of the following: duplicitous, sanctimonious, gratuitous, passive-aggressive, or (and this is the worst of all) anal retentive. (Now watch how all ya'll try to correct my spelling and grammar). Where's Waldo? Find the mistakes and prove me right.

I wish I knew what all those words meant, but I'm kinda dumb. I wish I was a genious like biteme.