Find hobbies.
I swear I'd never get bored being retired.
I'd get up when I woke up. Shower. Then go to the mall and hang out with the old men who meet there daily. I'd laugh and listen to stories with them while I checked out every hot high schooler who walked by.
Then I'd come home, smoke up, and play video games the rest of the day between jerk-off sessions to porn.