Alien Amp, I can't take your name anymore

[Moderate_THIS]

It's driving me insane. Every time I see it I get this bastardized line in my head

"He left the cumstains, on the carpet"

I don't know what this means and I don't want to know. My ass is bleeding.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[hamstershaver]

i leave em on the kitty then go watch espn

 

[alien amp pharm]

"He left the cumstains, on the carpet"

Tell him to swallow next time and that you'll do the same in return.

You know, as a favor and all.

 

[alien amp pharm]

On a side note, Everybody I think this Chaos Mage guy is misunderstood.
Yes I know what you all are thinking..."but Alien he is scary".

While this may be true, I'm sure he doesn't have sex with fluffy barnyard animals or anything.

He just dreams of it often.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Yeah, I'm just having a bad day. I thought this might be funny, somewhere deep in the recesses of my mind. I need some meth.