Al Gore

[beastboy]

Just heard on the radio he doesn't wear his wedding ring anymore.......he admitted he's gained to much weight.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I know that when I got married I gained 120 lbs of excess baggage that I can't seem to get rid of.









(BTW -joking, i'm not married)

 

[john937]

Poor Al Gore, I feel for him.
What do you do with your life when you realize you just topped out
being second fiddle to an impeached president known most for his infidelity.
And then, being a very errudite speaker, lose the presidency to a guy that can't say
"Fool me once,...." without embarressing himself on national television.

 

[XBiker]

Poor Al Gore, I feel for him.
What do you do with your life when you realize you just topped out
being second fiddle to an impeached president known most for his infidelity.
And then, being a very errudite speaker, lose the presidency to a guy that can't say
"Fool me once,...." without embarressing himself on national television.

Just blame it on that jewish guy... Oh, don't forget Florida was to blame as well.

 

[john937]

Just blame it on that jewish guy... Oh, don't forget Florida was to blame as well.

I don't think the Leiberman running mate hurt him all that much, but I'd love to hear what he thinks about the Republican Supreme Court.

http://www.algorewon.org
http://www.algoreisourpresident.com//

 

[davidg]

I heard him tell Hillary that the new Flash Gordon fits a lil too snug too.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Gore chose Lieberman. who is to blame. He thought it would win a lot of votes. Remember Mondale choosing that woman...Feraldo or something. They would run with an alien if they thought it would win.

i find his candidacy irritating myself. now we have to listen to him indefintiely. He doesn't seem to have his own ideas. Has he ever been in the real world? I think not.

 

[alien amp pharm]

They would run with alien if they thought it would win.

Hey, I'll have you know- I make this look good!

 

[rnch]

Just blame it on that jewish guy... Oh, don't forget Florida was to blame as well.

right before the election, i drove across tennessee, from memphis to johnson city, almost a diagonal path across the WIDE state of tennesse.............in gore's home state, i noticed less political signs and bumper stickers for him that bush.

that was when i was convinced he wouldn't win.
















one COULD argue that his real home state is washington d.c. sinve he has spent most of his life there.

 

[alien amp pharm]

right before the election, i drove across tennessee, from memphis to johnson city, almost a diagonal path across the WIDE state of tennesse.............in gore's home state, i noticed less political signs and bumper stickers for him that bush.

that was when i was convinced he wouldn't win.


one COULD argue that his real home state is washington d.c. sinve he has spent most of his life there.

Most of us Tennesseeans hate Al Gore. He's a total dumbass.
Also we are majoritly Replublicans here.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just heard on the radio he doesn't wear his wedding ring anymore.......he admitted he's gained to much weight.

You can have a ring enlarged for a nominal amount. Thats what we need, another fat, out of shape fucker in office. Look at the fitness levels during the Clinton administration. Made McDonalds bigger than Russia.

 

[Longhorn85]

Dear Al,

I enjoyed your run for President during the last election. You provided more laughs than I can remember, what with your lying about inventing the internet and posturing at every opportunity to your kissing Tipper at the convention. I love the fact that you chose Bachman-Turner-Overdrive's "You ain't seen nothing yet" as your theme song. My favorite moment has to be when you got in W's face during Presidential Debate III and asked him about the Dingle-Norwood Act, or whatever it was. I was surprised that you lost those debates considering everyone says you're so smart and Bush is so dumb.

I must admit I am impressed with your Jesse-Jackson-like speaking mannerisms that you have adopted to woo black audiences. Are you going to bring your daughter out to campaign for you again this year? I can tell that you really, really want to be president. In fact I am writing this letter to ask that you please run again in 2004. I couldn't ask for a better source of political entertainment!

Signed,
ttlpkg, Republican


Bush 2004