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warning, these are extremely offensive. unless you have the sense of humor of a 6th grader, then EX out of this thread immediately

Disclaimer: these do not reflect my points of view, or feelings on any issue, but were merely done to incite response, sort of like MTV boiling points

Sublime ZM (12:51:54 PM): woah
Sublime ZM (12:51:55 PM): ur fat
cutesexygirl4u20 (12:52:37 PM): im not fat
cutesexygirl4u20 (12:53:58 PM): what do expect me to be a fuckin tooth pick an be like 110 pounds
Sublime ZM (12:54:09 PM): yes god damnit
Sublime ZM (12:54:10 PM): YES
cutesexygirl4u20 (12:54:49 PM): cause im not a fuckin tooth pick like those anerecsic bitches
cutesexygirl4u20 (12:55:21 PM): god i just wanna throw food at them an be like eat something
Sublime ZM (12:56:11 PM): except oposite with fat girls like u
Sublime ZM (12:56:13 PM): i just wanna take all ur food
Sublime ZM (12:56:14 PM): and be like
Sublime ZM (12:56:16 PM): quit eating
Sublime ZM (1:00:14 PM): hey get shayne in here
Sublime ZM (1:00:21 PM): i need to slap him for going out with such an uggo
Sublime ZM (1:02:15 PM): u there?
cutesexygirl4u20 (1:10:33 PM): no i actually have people who are not total assholes like you who don't think I'm fat
Sublime ZM (1:10:58 PM): oh u mean blind people
 
orangie1o1 (1:00:40 PM): bye
Sublime ZM (1:00:48 PM): why
Sublime ZM (1:00:51 PM): where u going
orangie1o1 (1:00:51 PM): bye
Sublime ZM (1:00:54 PM): i got u from that chat
orangie1o1 (1:00:58 PM): not talking to u
Sublime ZM (1:00:59 PM): why not
Sublime ZM (1:01:01 PM): fucking whore
Sublime ZM (1:01:11 PM): curse you
orangie1o1 (1:01:15 PM): cause i want to talk to my bf
orangie1o1 (1:01:17 PM): srry
Sublime ZM (1:01:18 PM): your bf is gay
orangie1o1 (1:01:19 PM): bye
Sublime ZM (1:01:21 PM): hes gay
Sublime ZM (1:01:24 PM): i swear
Sublime ZM (1:01:26 PM): i saw him with peter
Sublime ZM (1:01:28 PM): in the guys bathroom
orangie1o1 (1:01:30 PM): u dont even kno him
Sublime ZM (1:01:32 PM): yeah i do
Sublime ZM (1:01:35 PM): i go to ur school
Sublime ZM (1:01:40 PM): this is steve
Sublime ZM (1:01:42 PM): i was just joking
Sublime ZM (1:22:27 PM): hi
 
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Souza8806 (12:53:57 PM): i'm not a bot...where u at?
Sublime ZM (12:54:01 PM): my house
Sublime ZM (12:54:01 PM): u
Souza8806 (12:54:05 PM): same.
Souza8806 (12:54:23 PM): u in mass??
Sublime ZM (12:54:29 PM): naw
Sublime ZM (12:54:31 PM): well
Sublime ZM (12:54:33 PM): i have mass
Sublime ZM (12:54:35 PM): (huge arms)
Sublime ZM (12:54:38 PM): if thats what u mean ;-)
Souza8806 (12:54:45 PM): that's good also
Sublime ZM (12:54:59 PM): i got a small dick if thats alright i hope
Sublime ZM (12:55:00 PM): haha jk
Souza8806 (12:55:09 PM): it's all good for me
Sublime ZM (12:55:22 PM): small dicks are good?
Sublime ZM (12:55:27 PM): are u ugly or somethin
Souza8806 (12:55:32 PM): nope...
Sublime ZM (12:55:33 PM): most respectable looking girls dont lke small dicks
Souza8806 (12:55:39 PM): i prefer big one...8 up
Sublime ZM (12:55:42 PM): oh
Sublime ZM (12:55:45 PM): so u like black guys
Souza8806 (12:55:49 PM): yea
Sublime ZM (12:56:19 PM): are u black
Souza8806 (12:56:23 PM): nop
Sublime ZM (12:57:03 PM): i aprove
Sublime ZM (12:57:08 PM): so what do u do
Souza8806 (12:57:20 PM): what u ma
Souza8806 (12:57:55 PM): mean?
Sublime ZM (12:58:08 PM): like
Sublime ZM (12:58:11 PM): what do you do
Sublime ZM (12:59:06 PM): yo
Sublime ZM (12:59:08 PM): bitch
Sublime ZM (12:59:10 PM): what do u do
Souza8806 (12:59:24 PM): do what???
Sublime ZM (12:59:38 PM): what u doing in a chat asking people from mass so u can suck some cock
Sublime ZM (12:59:40 PM): im in mass
Sublime ZM (12:59:42 PM): u gunna suck my cock?
Souza8806 (1:00:14 PM): yea...can i
Sublime ZM (1:00:29 PM): how do i know ur not a cop
Sublime ZM (1:00:34 PM): or worse one of those sickos who wants to cut it off
Sublime ZM (1:00:39 PM): and put it in a jar with ur collection
Souza8806 (1:00:55 PM): that' gross
Sublime ZM (1:01:47 PM): i know
 
SnOwToWn120 (1:15:19 PM): hey asl
Sublime ZM (1:15:40 PM): 17/m/md
Sublime ZM (1:17:54 PM): u
SnOwToWn120 (1:17:57 PM): 16mmd
Sublime ZM (1:18:01 PM): get out of here
Sublime ZM (1:18:02 PM): faggot
SnOwToWn120 (1:19:22 PM): lol fuck you bitch
 
UA_Iron said:
HAHAHHA

funny shit man.

where do you find these people?
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afteri spend half an hour putting all the bots on ignore, i begin to chat with these fellows in AIM chats
 
omg sub no wonder ur still a virgin dang
 
YASMINA said:
lol, this is cool, we want more.. ;)
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ill get right on it


i have one but the "girl" actually ended up being cool so im gunna try and hook up with "her" by traveling to her state sometime this summer
 
SublimeZM said:
i have one but the "girl" actually ended up being cool so im gunna try and hook up with "her" by traveling to her state sometime this summer
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ohhh that is sweet of you :supercool
 
SublimeZM said:
which one are you?
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Youre the one watching guys from outside their window you said and flirting with young men on the internet, Id say that pretty much sums up your sexual experimentation
 
SublimeZM said:
SnOwToWn120 (1:15:19 PM): hey asl
Sublime ZM (1:15:40 PM): 17/m/md
Sublime ZM (1:17:54 PM): u
SnOwToWn120 (1:17:57 PM): 16mmd
Sublime ZM (1:18:01 PM): get out of here
Sublime ZM (1:18:02 PM): faggot
SnOwToWn120 (1:19:22 PM): lol fuck you bitch
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:lmao: best one yet
 
Eringobraugh said:
Youre the one watching guys from outside their window you said and flirting with young men on the internet, Id say that pretty much sums up your sexual experimentation
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id never seen two guys so intimately close together untill you posted that link from your secret stash
 
this one wasnt so much funny as upsetting

GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: yo
Sublime ZM: sup
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: u a dud?
Sublime ZM: a dad?
Sublime ZM: im not a dad
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: dude?
Sublime ZM: are u bulking
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: nop
Sublime ZM: oh
Sublime ZM: then why are u moo moo
Sublime ZM: are u just fat
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: no its a joke for a friend lol
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: lemme ask u something if your a dude
Sublime ZM: okay
Sublime ZM: ask me if im a dude
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: would you j/o with another dud?
Sublime ZM: j/o?
Sublime ZM: joke around
Sublime ZM: sure
Sublime ZM: if hes funny
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: jack off
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: wtf
Sublime ZM: wtf
Sublime ZM: no why
Sublime ZM: would u
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: i dunno
Sublime ZM: whyd u ask
Sublime ZM: are u hitting on me?
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: i shoulda asked someone mature
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: and no
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: later
Sublime ZM: mature?
Sublime ZM: dont u mean gay
Sublime ZM: ur mixing up th two words
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: no
Sublime ZM: just cause i said no
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: im tryin to ask straight ppl
Sublime ZM: doesnt mean im not mature
Sublime ZM: i answered honestly
Sublime ZM: i wont jack off a guy
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: with a wtf
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: sure
Sublime ZM: what do u want me to say
Sublime ZM: "ahh yes, interesting, no"
Sublime ZM: "interesting question, youv stumped me"
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: yes or no without judgin ya jerk
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: whatever cant change a loser
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: later
 
thpb3: hey
Sublime ZM: holla
Sublime ZM: what a hot girl like u doing home alone on a sat night
thpb3: deconstructing my bedroom
Sublime ZM: haha
Sublime ZM: why
thpb3: the woman that lived in the house before had cats and i have allergies...
Sublime ZM: oh
Sublime ZM: did u know soy kills ur nuts
thpb3: so i am taking out the carpet and putting down hardwood
thpb3: no...
thpb3: "kills?"
thpb3: what do u mean?
Sublime ZM: like
Sublime ZM: it takes little knives
Sublime ZM: and stabs them
Sublime ZM: owww
thpb3: soy???
thpb3: thats crazy
Sublime ZM: yeah
Sublime ZM: did u know
Sublime ZM: so
Sublime ZM: if ur alergic to cats
Sublime ZM: sprinkle soy around
Sublime ZM: so it kills them
Sublime ZM: how is ur kitty doing
thpb3: i dont have one
thpb3: the woman that lived here before me had a few
Sublime ZM: holy shit
Sublime ZM: so ur a guy?
Sublime ZM: and how the hell does someone have more than one kitty rofl
thpb3: uhhh no???
Sublime ZM: huh
thpb3: what?
Sublime ZM: since we are on the topic
Sublime ZM: i sw a porno where the guy had 2 dicks
Sublime ZM: u should hook up the lady with lots of kittys with that guy
thpb3: what guy?
thpb3: thats gross
Sublime ZM: hey u brought it up
Sublime ZM: are all her kittys on her crotch
Sublime ZM: or are theya ll over her body
Sublime ZM: oh and it sfunny u mention being alergic to kitty
Sublime ZM: i know someone named hammy who is alergict
thpb3: okay... thats enough of that
Sublime ZM: enough of what
thpb3: the porn stuff
Sublime ZM: then how am i supposed to beat off to this convo if theres no sex talk?
Sublime ZM: you brainstorm that one while cleaning off your kitty
thpb3: goodbye
Sublime ZM: where u going
Sublime ZM: MEEEOW
Sublime ZM: ur moody
Sublime ZM: must be all the kitty
thpb3: no, i'm not
Sublime ZM: yeah u are
Sublime ZM: first u start talking abotu kitty
Sublime ZM: then u say bye
 
SublimeZM said:
Sublime ZM: oh and it sfunny u mention being alergic to kitty
Sublime ZM: i know someone named hammy who is alergict
thpb3: okay... thats enough of that
Sublime ZM: enough of what
thpb3: the porn stuff
Sublime ZM: then how am i supposed to beat off to this convo if theres no sex talk?
Sublime ZM: you brainstorm that one while cleaning off your kitty
thpb3: goodbye
Sublime ZM: where u going
Sublime ZM: MEEEOW
Sublime ZM: ur moody
Sublime ZM: must be all the kitty
thpb3: no, i'm not
Sublime ZM: yeah u are
Sublime ZM: first u start talking abotu kitty
Sublime ZM: then u say bye
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lmao at reference to hammy.
 
SublimeZM said:
this one wasnt so much funny as upsetting

GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: yo
Sublime ZM: sup
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: u a dud?
Sublime ZM: a dad?
Sublime ZM: im not a dad
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: dude?
Sublime ZM: are u bulking
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: nop
Sublime ZM: oh
Sublime ZM: then why are u moo moo
Sublime ZM: are u just fat
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: no its a joke for a friend lol
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: lemme ask u something if your a dude
Sublime ZM: okay
Sublime ZM: ask me if im a dude
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: would you j/o with another dud?
Sublime ZM: j/o?
Sublime ZM: joke around
Sublime ZM: sure
Sublime ZM: if hes funny
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: jack off
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: wtf
Sublime ZM: wtf
Sublime ZM: no why
Sublime ZM: would u
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: i dunno
Sublime ZM: whyd u ask
Sublime ZM: are u hitting on me?
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: i shoulda asked someone mature
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: and no
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: later
Sublime ZM: mature?
Sublime ZM: dont u mean gay
Sublime ZM: ur mixing up th two words
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: no
Sublime ZM: just cause i said no
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: im tryin to ask straight ppl
Sublime ZM: doesnt mean im not mature
Sublime ZM: i answered honestly
Sublime ZM: i wont jack off a guy
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: with a wtf
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: sure
Sublime ZM: what do u want me to say
Sublime ZM: "ahh yes, interesting, no"
Sublime ZM: "interesting question, youv stumped me"
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: yes or no without judgin ya jerk
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: whatever cant change a loser
GOINGMOOMOOAGAIN: later
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lmao!! What an idiot, too funny!!!
 
Oh my....I am making a note to never ever ever have any conversations similar to the ones above on any Instant Messaging sites!!!!!!!! This shit was hilarious!! Props to you sub!!! :FRlol:
 
SublimeZM said:
id never seen two guys so intimately close together untill you posted that link from your secret stash
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:lmao:

I have never seen this funny side of you Sub.

Keep on posting....

K 2 U
 
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SoKlueles said:
lol sub u need to go to bed earlier
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my head hurts. i feel hung over and i didnt even drink, and i cant find my fucking ps2 memory card!!!

and i have 2 finals tomorrow and i think im losing weight and gaining fat at the same time- must be the soy :(
 
SublimeZM said:
my head hurts. i feel hung over and i didnt even drink, and i cant find my fucking ps2 memory card!!!

and i have 2 finals tomorrow and i think im losing weight and gaining fat at the same time- must be the soy :(
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Subs, relax.

Get off EF, go get some sleep or :coffee: and then study. :heart:
 
nycgirl said:
Subs, relax.

Get off EF, go get some sleep or :coffee: and then study. :heart:
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if i had my memory card i could procrastinate playing my new game, but i cant fnd it :(

but your right, i am off cyall
 
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