Ah, the morning after...

[ponyfitness]

Was getting breakfast after my workout and overheard a couple at a table obviously having breakfast after a one nighter - guy in a suit sans tie, girl in club wear with little makeup. Making small talk but it was obvious the guy wanted to just GTFO of there with his body language. She was not exactly attractive or thin.

All of a sudden she gets this look on her face and yells "you can't remember my fucking NAME!?" and throws her breakfast at him. She storms out leaving him with jam all over his suit and the whole place laughing.

Funniest thing I have seen in a while.

First rule of one night stand club is DON'T BUY THEM BREAKFAST.

 

[blueta2]

you live near Puddle?

 

[silverstar1025]

you live near Puddle?

lol!!

 

[rnch]

a classic!


it's anyways been my policy to either quietly sneak outta her/his place while they are still sleeping or push them ouuta my door with cab fare before the sun rises.

 

[silverstar1025]

a classic!


it's anyways been my policy to either quietly sneak outta her/his place while they are still sleeping or push them ouuta my door with cab fare before the sun rises.

So you are bi?

 

[rnch]

So you are bi?

so you are horny?

 

[silverstar1025]

so you are horny?

Nah I already used bob this morning. lol

 

[PICK3]

a classic!


it's anyways been my policy to either quietly sneak outta her/his place while they are still sleeping or push them ouuta my door with cab fare before the sun rises.

much more "his"

than "her"

 

[hog#head#cheese]

much more "his"

than "her"

coming from a guy who has a different tranny every night

 

[ponyfitness]

a classic!


it's anyways been my policy to either quietly sneak outta her/his place while they are still sleeping or push them ouuta my door with cab fare before the sun rises.

Amen. I remember the days of having to wake up and quietly check the drivers license to get their name right lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ya'll are all going straight to hell.

Funny shit right there....

Back in college it was pretty funny to watch the girls do "the walk of shame" the night after a party.

 

[bw1]

Was getting breakfast after my workout and overheard a couple at a table obviously having breakfast after a one nighter - guy in a suit sans tie, girl in club wear with little makeup. Making small talk but it was obvious the guy wanted to just GTFO of there with his body language. She was not exactly attractive or thin.

All of a sudden she gets this look on her face and yells "you can't remember my fucking NAME!?" and throws her breakfast at him. She storms out leaving him with jam all over his suit and the whole place laughing.

Funniest thing I have seen in a while.

First rule of one night stand club is DON'T BUY THEM BREAKFAST.

Fatty threw her breakfast away???? She had to be pissed!

 

[Captain FT]

Nah I already used bob this morning. lol

who names their vibrator Bob?

 

[Arabian]

I always check there medicine cabinet for anti-depresant drugs anti-mood enchancing drugs etc: seriously

 

[rnch]

Fatty threw her breakfast away???? She had to be pissed!

she cudda always got more at the shoeny's "all u can keep down booo-faaaay".

 

[silverstar1025]

who names their vibrator Bob?

I thought we all did? Hmm

 

[hardrock]

the best is when you're in a club and you run into a chick you have had sex with, but you dont remember her name. So you have a friend introduce himself and ask her what her name is.

That or when she gives you her number you just hand her your phone and have her put it in.

 

[Smurfy]

Was getting breakfast after my workout and overheard a couple at a table obviously having breakfast after a one nighter - guy in a suit sans tie, girl in club wear with little makeup. Making small talk but it was obvious the guy wanted to just GTFO of there with his body language. She was not exactly attractive or thin.

All of a sudden she gets this look on her face and yells "you can't remember my fucking NAME!?" and throws her breakfast at him. She storms out leaving him with jam all over his suit and the whole place laughing.

Funniest thing I have seen in a while.

First rule of one night stand club is DON'T BUY THEM BREAKFAST.

that sounds awkward as hell. one nighters should never end that way. if you happen to pass out by accident and you wake up the next morning, then its your responsibility to GTFO ASAP. I thought that was an unwritten rule.

 

[Arabian]

There are bunch of hos up in this thread ..lolool

 

[Smurfy]

There are bunch of hos up in this thread ..lolool

I must admit that while in college, I had my fair share of one-nighters (maybe 4 or 5). i was always horrified with myself after the liquor wore off lol