ah.. My UPS man

[Frisky]

Well, Fisty hates him.. bwahaha

he just opens my door and puts the package in my house... no need to knock and all.

I think fisty shit herself today.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

well if u play with his packages he feels welcome

 

[HumorMe]

He's hoping to see some skin from the two of you...that is why.

 

[Kakdiesel]

apparently if you have a meager job that requires a bland uniform and are male, you have many opporutnities to meet Erzulie

 

[hamstershaver]

does he cum in thru your backdoor?

 

[feisty11975]

he freaked me out completely!! I am sitting here and the door opens and he tells the dog to hush. hahaha Then the door closes. I get up to see who in the hell it is and there is a package sitting on the floor. This is not the 1st time he does this. One day I was washing dishes and the door opens and the same thing. He puts the package on the floor and closes the door! wtf?

 

[Frisky]

apparently if you have a meager job that requires a bland uniform and are male, you have many opporutnities to meet Erzulie

wtf?

LOL

last time he dropped off a package he asked for Frisky.. bwhahah

that was funny

 

[stilleto]

have you thought about locking your door?

 

[Dial_tone]

Why was the door unlocked and was she in the throws of yet another "damn, DT...you got some good dick" orgasm when he walked in?

 

[Frisky]

hahah

I live in the country.. and honestly, its very seldom my door is ever locked.

usually open with just the storm door there.. and of course I bet fisty was on the sofa with ef open, doing some kind of internet or phone sex chat with stick and it startled the shit out of her.

 

[Kakdiesel]

wtf?

LOL

last time he dropped off a package he asked for Frisky.. bwhahah

that was funny

i was referrng to your automechanic story along with UPS guy..

seriously, u need to wear a yellow gold chain that says ATTORNEYS, CEO'S AND PHYSICIANS NEED NOT APPLY

 

[feisty11975]

Damn I usually keep the door opened during the day. I don't lock the screendoor so its easy access I guess

lol

I am gonna have to start locking the damn thing. There could be some crazy people lurking!!

 

[Frisky]

i was referrng to your automechanic story along with UPS guy..

seriously, u need to wear a yellow gold chain that says ATTORNEYS, CEO'S AND PHYSICIANS NEED NOT APPLY

hahah

bite me..

actually, when i meet a guy and i click i don't care what he does for a living cause I make my own money and can support myself.. why would I care? Hell, I could prolly support his ass too..

So thats the last thing on my mind.

 

[DZLS]

i'd like to deliver you a package...