afteru take a dump

[tiger88]

do u watch it go down?

i usually do

i feel like an inspector like a quality control place

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i do the same thing.

 

[perkele]

do u watch it go down?

i usually do

i feel like an inspector like a quality control place

U mean after the paper work and when you've already stood up? Very rarely.

 

[tiger88]

U mean after the paper work and when you've already stood up? Very rarely.

u watch between ur legs?

 

[BileStew]

i feel like an inspector like a quality control place

LMAO!!!

 

[perkele]

u watch between ur legs?

Yes but only to check my white TP, and to know if I can stop wiping. If there are skid marks in the TP I'll continue.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i gotta check the log before starting the paperwork. just seems to be manditory. gives me an idea of how much paperwork i'm gonna have to do.

 

[perkele]

i gotta check the log before starting the paperwork. just seems to be manditory. gives me an idea of how much paperwork i'm gonna have to do.

does log's size has anything to do with how much paper work there will be? even a small log can leave a messy backyard

 

[Buddy_Christ]

start checking your logs on a regular basis before starting your paperwork. you'll start figuring it out after a while.

log size doesn't affect paperwork most of the time. usually the smaller logs cause more paperwork actually.

 

[Smurfy]

weird and quite repulsive thread. but yet i couldnt help but read every post.

 

[hamstershaver]

yes because sometimes it doesnt flush all the way and i hate to leave presents for the next in line

 

[The Wenis]

nasty assburglars

 

[perkele]

yes because sometimes it doesnt flush all the way and i hate to leave presents for the next in line

i won't sit down if I see someone's brown lines in the toilet. that water can't splash in my rectum.

 

[PoyeBoy]

one time I was watching it go down and the pressure was extremely high, some spray was released and I received a nice glob of poop water on my lip

 

[hamstershaver]

i won't sit down if I see someone's brown lines in the toilet. that water can't splash in my rectum.

yes the dreaded toilet bowl skid marks are nasty

 

[perkele]

one time I was watching it go down and the pressure was extremely high, some spray was released and I received a nice glob of poop water on my lip

disgusting. now I can't never kiss you.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg is there a "in the bathroom" forum?

 

[psychedout]

LOL!!!! tiger man, your too funny.

 

[Apöllo]

After I masterbate I like to put on loud music.

 

[perkele]

After I masterbate I like to put on loud music.

after you've masturbated you wipe your balls in your curtains.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i usually watch it, because whenever i don't, not everything goes down, and i look like i'm some slob who didn't flush

i like using ephedrine because it makes my stool dry and solid, so the paper work is minimal, and it's a clean as a whistle. sometimes i get really confident and don't even attempt the paper work

 

[PoyeBoy]

disgusting. now I can't never kiss you.

awe mang, i am devastated

 

[biteme]

LOL. THis is an original one. Can't believe I never thought of it. Do you ever check out other men's penises to compare, when you take a piss in a public restroom. Statistics say that nearly every man does.

 

[perkele]

LOL. THis is an original one. Can't believe I never thought of it. Do you ever check out other men's penises to compare, when you take a piss in a public restroom. Statistics say that nearly every man does.

They look mine and they'll start laughing. I don't know why.

 

[tiger88]

i piss a ways away



i dont want to step in stale urine
so ppl can see my beef and viens if they want

 

[Spartacus]

not only that,but the splashback factor is higher if you hug the urinal..I'm glad I'm not piss shy..you can tell the guy's who are

 

[Spartacus]

*thread hijack in progress*