Advice from my brother

[b fold the truth]

So..I was at my fraterity house the other night at about 11pm and ran across one of my brothers who always has something amazingly funny to say. He is wild, crazy, always in trouble, has some kind of crazy story to tell, and drunk.

I was asking him about his girlfriend, who has school busses on her socks , and how they are even together. They are so different. He just smiles, takes another drink of Vodka, and shrugs his head. He then puts his arm around me as I laugh...and says "man, it is not about finding the woman that gives you the most pleasure, it is about finding the woman that gives you the least pain." I look over at him and he is dead serious.

I almost died right there....from laughter. I mean...he has never had a relationship to last more than a few nights in a row... and he is giving me free advice? Funny guy. He ends with this "Big man, women are full of pain to give, so just go with the least amout possible. You know that they are going to hurt you and drive you crazy, so go with the one that does it the least."

Thoughts?

Laughs???

B True

 

[WODIN]

Sound like he is in for a LONG hard life.

 

[kunta]

in that case i'll go find myself a morbidly obese woman who is to busy eating to cause me any troubles

 

[Hannibal]

There's LOTS of smoke there...but there's some fire.

Besides a drunk man will tell you what a sober man is thinkin.

 

[Warik]

It's usually those of us who have had little or no relationships that often give the best advice.

Think about it, if those who have had many relationships can give such good advice, why have they had so many relationships?

Oh yeah, and it was funny. =)

-Warik

 

[ladyluck]

funny....

I can only imagine what all was going on in that little drunk head of his. I am not sure I would take much advise from a drunk whos girlfriend wears socks with school buses on them. lol
Very funny story and am sure it was also a funny sight. Been around people exactly like that myself. Lady

 

[HelenSL]

There's LOTS of smoke there...but there's some fire.

Besides a drunk man will tell you what a sober man is thinkin.

Isn't that why people buy each other drinks...for the entertainment value???

love
helen

 

[AnabolicDiabetic]

wow...gotta love frat boys

 

[buksoon]

I know a lot of women who say:

"Dating is about meeting lots and lots of guys until you find the one who disgusts you the least. Then you marry him."

 

[Hannibal]

I know a lot of women who say:

"Dating is about meeting lots and lots of guys until you find the one who disgusts you the least. Then you marry him."

Damn you can cut the frustration in this room with a knife

 

[3Vandoo]

man, it is not about finding the woman that gives you the most pleasure, it is about finding the woman that gives you the least pain."


I must agree