Mario 1: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude this weed is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!"
Mario 2: "Oh my god, hurry up and get this picture over with, this damned fake mustache is tickling my nose!!"
Luigi: "Hmmm maybe I should change this shirt and hat to a pink one, and instead of boots, I could wear high heels!! Now wouldn't that be cute??"