Accepting suggestions for beginning a life of corruption

[X.X]

LOL, yes, I can be easily influenced too.
No, I haven't seen The Score. I heard it was maybe a waste of time.
So, it appears that we have narrowed this down to a sex trade. Although, the locksmith idea was pretty tempting.
Perhaps Las Vegas IS my destiny.

 

[Freak Show]

The score is definitely worth seeing. It may give you tips to starting your new life. I always make sure to buy these types of movies when I can for the "help" they can give, just in case............

 

[HamsterHider]

all my ho's get free medical , housing and nightly massages from their pimp "me".
I also offer lo carb rice cakes after hours if you get hungry after playing the skin flute on my clients

 

[X.X]

Nice...tempting.
Don't I remember an offer of all expenses paid, from a previous post? I'll have to look that one up.

Playing the skin flute? You're waxing poetic.

 

[HamsterHider]

That offer was to be employed to give me pedicures and manicures. The offer is now expired as I have found a small elderly vietnamese woman who speaks noi english to do them for me in return for kibbles and bits which she feeds her 12 cats. She also keeps rubbing my leg during the pedicures and grinning but she has no teeth.

 

[X.X]

lol... Oh - well - my misunderstanding. I should have read the fine print.

Umm, Hamster, what is this toothless woman rubbing your leg with?

 

[HamsterHider]

a lint brush of course what else would you expect from ming chi li?

 

[X.X]

Ah yes - the lint brush. Why didn't I think of that? So obvious.

 

[X.X]

The score is definitely worth seeing. It may give you tips to starting your new life. I always make sure to buy these types of movies when I can for the "help" they can give, just in case............

Freak, you're being cryptic. Now you've got me curious.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Grave robbing and cannibalism. Killer combo that has many documented benefits on the immune system.