Accepting suggestions for beginning a life of corruption

[HamsterHider]

I am going to the Score this afternoon now you 2 have got me curious damn it. I could give you some tips on how to lead a naughty life of crime for a small fee of a gluteus maximus massage and a nice light acid facial peel. and then maybe a swedish massage, . that is a small price to pay for access to the hamster's crypt of knowledge.

 

[Laserdude]

Your obvious choice is to become a polititian. One needs to look no further than our previous president, that is if you wish to get to his level of corruption, which will be hard to top.

Good luck, by the way what is your party leanings?

Just curious as I do want to see how your campaign goes. Hey maybe you need a campaign manager, hire me and I can get you on the right track quickly.

 

[X.X]

Hey Satan, I was hoping you'd stop by. Cannibalism. Decent protein source I would think and bonus - not a simple carb.

Can you suggest a sex or drug trade that might be appropriate for beginners?

Laser - I'm mostly Democrat with a little more green than mainstream. Save the salmon! Have you hugged a tree today?

 

[HamsterHider]

meth labs are easy to create even in an urban setting. you probably have access to all the equipment needed at your place of employment. also being you are in a hippy town you could raise hydroponic marijuana in your closet, grow magic mushrooms in your flower box or just come visit me and I will teach you the sex trades.
I also heard american girls can make huge money doing the donkey show in tiajuana