About to Commit a crime, just a tiny one..

[Virtual Acid]

Im going to my land lords house to slash his tires and sugar his gas tank. I dont care if i get caught the bastard deserves it for fucking my family over, and now he will pay... not like he cant afford it. He just got 500,015$$$...But he loves his precious little car.. hit e'm where it hurts i guess.

 

[Taps]

I love bad girls, but don't do that kiddo. You don't want to fuck up the next year or two of your life for some asshole, do ya?

 

[Virtual Acid]

So? ill be in canada in a few weeks, like anyone will know, i wont get caught

 

[Blubber]

So? ill be in canada in a few weeks, like anyone will know, i wont get caught

I would have said "go for it" but now I know you are a dumbfuck. What percentage of crimes are committed by people thinking "no way will I get caught"??? You are too stupid to get away with this, you will fucking drop a locket by his car with your name and your bf's picture in it, you will fucking forget you are slashing his tires and you will start singing your name or some shit let's just face it GIRLS DON'T COMMIT GOOD CRIMES (unless its abortion, that one they always fucking get away with)

 

[Lao Tzu]

i've always thought putting crushed estrogen tablets in someones food (or anadrol if they are a woman) was a good revenge tactic.


Anywho, wear a mask and gloves if you do that. And for god sakes, don't tell people about it. ALso, i would advise against this if he fucked your family over royally very recently, circumstantial evidence will point to you. If he fucks alot of people over it will be harder to detect who came for him.

 

[Frackal]

Wait a few months and then do it

 

[Virtual Acid]

Why are newbies always ignorant fucks? they think there the shit and come on here like they know all )

 

[Paulos]

Go for it.

If you wanna be a savage do what me and a couple friends did and unbolt all of their tires and leave the car up on blocks.

 

[Bigsatan13]

Im going to my land lords house to slash his tires and sugar his gas tank. I dont care if i get caught the bastard deserves it for fucking my family over, and now he will pay... not like he cant afford it. He just got 500,015$$$...But he loves his precious little car.. hit e'm where it hurts i guess.

This is a PUNK move.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Why are newbies always ignorant fucks? they think there the shit and come on here like they know all )

Fat girls can't get away with crimes. They always leave twinkies with their fingerprints on them all over the crime secene.

 

[Warik]

Attacking the landlord's car?

Let me guess - he "fucked your family over" by making you guys pay your rent, eh?

Besides, there is a name - a very dirty name - for people who vandalize other peoples' cars. I can't even repeat the name here because I'll be banned immediately even though I'm a mod.

Don't be a little punk kid. Pay your rent or move out.

-Warik

 

[WODIN]

What did this land lord do exactley?

 

[Warik]

What did this land lord do exactley?

My friend had a land lord once. He said that the guy came to his place EVERY SINGLE MONTH and demanded $1,000. He said that if he didn't pay, then he'd come into the house while he wasn't home and throw all his stuff out into the street and change the locks. My friend called the cops and everything and the cops said they couldn't do anything. These land lords are dangerous people. Like the Mafia and shit... I suggest you pay them for this "protection" they're selling or get the hell out before it's too late.

-Warik

 

[wayne and zeus]

never fuck with another persons automobile

Get a little more creative sweetiepie

 

[theoak01]

cut gas lines etc,piss in a bottle then dump it inside the car,or get a bunch of people to help and put it on blocks

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Be smart....

Revenge might feel good for a while, but it makes you no better than the jerk you get even with.

If you're determined to do this, go to http://www.ekran.no/ and/or search for The Avenger's Handbook by Pål D. Ekran. It has lots of useful info.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Yeah, wait a few months. Then, out of nowhere...

 

[HULKSTER]

Yes, wait at least a couple of months so the police/prosecutor couldn't have a solid case of revenge against you. Also, wear fucking GLOVES! Fingerprints are a sure sign of saying "YOUR FUCKED" if they are pinned to you. However, this only works if you have your prints on file due to a previous arrest, or you're arrested for vandalizing the car and then they take prints that the police find match your fingers. Also, it would be better to give some crazy person like $50 dollars to do it. Why? Because no one will see you, let alone someone of your same gender, doing it, so you won't be seen, heard or leave fingerprints behind. Additionally, if the crazy guy is caught, the prosecutor will not probably want to prosecute you based on the words of some crazy fuck who is saying that you paid him to do it. Just say that you never met the crazy guy before, and he is making up the story because he's insane. That's how we do it in Jersey, Italian Style. Worse comes to worse, you could just do it Mafiaoso Italian Style, whereby someguys named Tony and Guido come to his car at night and sets it on fire, all the while they force your landlord to watch it burn. Having Tony and Guido beat the shit out of your landlord might cost an additionally sum of money, however. So save your money up if you would also want these guys to throw an ass beating into their "package".

 

[p0ink]

you want to get even with them? i'll help you.

have you tried wrapping your own car around a telephone pole yet?

why not swallow a few hand-fulls of benzodiazepines and wash it down with grain alcohol?

maybe you should try picking men up outside of an AIDS clinic.

 

[Virtual Acid]

If u do it, for god's sakes -- DON'T drive up there in your own car. Last thing u want is for someone to see you do it, jot down your license plate --- and now there's a witness.

The easiest way is to position HUGE nails standing up right infront of each tire. So when he starts to move in the morning, 4 nails go piercing into each tire, and he deflates the tires himself.

Good luck. I've got friends who have HORROR stories to tell about landlords! I've had one who didn't take shit care of the place, was always having water, electricy, etc. problems. And when he DID fix it -- he gave THEM the bill! What a moron. And then when they contested, he threatened to kick them out and report them on their credit report. What an asshole.

-= nav =-

I'm not stupid, ive done shit like this before, ofocurse theres always a chance but im at the point where i dont give a shit. The worst is, our landlords a lawyer . He made us pay 800$ a month, he wouldnt fix the water, all the walls cracked during the winter because our oil heater broke, and he refuse to pay to fix it, so not only did the walls crack but it was fucking COLD for 2 months. He told us the lease would last 1 yr, then it would be on a monthly basis because he wanted to sell the property. So the property sold for 500,015 $$$$$ cash, senator bought it. So now we have to be out in 10 days. I have horses that need homes and 10 days isnt enough to pack and go. So we asked the landlord if we could have till the end of the month, and he said SURE no problem. well an hour later the sherrifs at our door telling us be out by 9 am friday, or we will kick in your door. SO fuck him, im gunna torch this goddamn house also.

 

[[email protected]]

Write a letter to the big cheese (think) saying how you support Osama and etc etc etc... On the bottom of the letter type "From the last person you will ever see"

But like a dope put a return address on it with his name and address.

Only KIDDING!!!!

What ever happened to the good ole meeting in the dark alley?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

SO fuck him, im gunna torch this goddamn house also.

Ruthless Aggression!
I like it!
May I suggest you up your dosage of test!

 

[Virtual Acid]

LOL!! Nooo test, such a Calm and innocent girl like me doesnt need anything but i did however!!!!! get a copy of the "let the muther fucker burn song!!!!!"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

LOL!! Nooo test, such a Calm and innocent girl like me doesnt need anything but i did however!!!!! get a copy of the "let the muther fucker burn song!!!!!"

Why dont you staple the dudes nut sack, put his dick in a vice, handcuff him, turn on the mother fucking burn song, light a match, and then Star in "Dcups Chicks Gone Really Mother Fucking Wild Video!"

 

[Virtual Acid]

Why dont you staple the dudes nut sack, put his dick in a vice, handcuff him, turn on the mother fucking burn song, light a match, and then Star in "Dcups Chicks Gone Really Mother Fucking Wild Video!"

LOL sounds soo tempting, ive always wanted to be on tv.. and id make a GREat phsyco i Was thinking about chaning his pecker to a pole, setting the place on fire, then giving him a saw, i mean i could be nice and leave the man with options.. saw dick off.. or burn alive.. but then i remember.. the man barely leaves his house, hes 45 or so and single. and ugly as sin.. so i dont think he uses his pecker much anyways.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

LOL sounds soo tempting, ive always wanted to be on tv.. and id make a GREat phsyco i Was thinking about chaning his pecker to a pole, setting the place on fire, then giving him a saw, i mean i could be nice and leave the man with options.. saw dick off.. or burn alive.. but then i remember.. the man barely leaves his house, hes 45 or so and single. and ugly as sin.. so i dont think he uses his pecker much anyways.

GOOD TIMES!

 

[rsnoble]

I agree with Frakal, wait a few months then do it. Preferably after you've moved away. Also wear gloves. Slashing tires is harder than you might think unless youve done it. Just get a gallon of paint stripper and dump it all over his car. That will be more than enough damage. Plus he'll probably even touch it and get his hand burned from the acid if your lucky. Furthermore, dont tell anyone and never post anything about it again. Im not going to say dont do it, I am completely for fucking over assholes that deserve it. Just be careful. And if someone does ask questions play stupid. Real stupid.