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AAP's Muscle Building Secrets Tip #9:

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New format because I never said the previous 8 and everyone keeps asking for them.

So you spend money on a gym membership. And then spend hundreds of dollars each month on food, supplements and possible roids in your quest to develop mighty muscles of manly magnitude. Great. But your progress isn't what you expect it to be. Is it? So what if I told you there were two items you could purchase for under $100 that would help lead you to direct muscle growth while being fun, easy, and you would never have to leave home to benefit from them? Too good to be true? Maybe not.

$15 will purchase you a myofacial roller which you can use to literally crush the fascia of your muscles on a daily basis. The number one culprit for lack of muscle growth is a fascia that is too tight and restricts hypertrophy. Know how you get a balloon and try to blow it up and it is hard? So you take it, stretch it a bit and then it blows up much easier? Well your fascia operates on the same principle. You stretch it with the roller and loosen it, thus creating an environment that is conducive to easier muscle growth. Deep tissue massage works on the same principle, however that is going to cost you much much more than $15.

Speaking of massage... the other $85 will go towards purchasing a quality PERCUSSION massager. Not one of these vibrating massage things (or dildos which some of you are fond of) but a percussion massager that actually pounds away at the muscle. This will also loosen the fascia in addition to breaking up microfibril and giving your golgi tendons a nice rub down.

Oh yeah and it feels good too. These are two items that you can incorporate in your program and never have to leave the living room and tv at home. Not that any of you do that anyway.

$100. 20 mins at home per muscle group. What have you got to lose but to try?
 
bran987 said:
I am looking into laser muscle enlargement.


Shit, for a fee I will be your DNA donor.

Let's face it, I lose better DNA jerking off than most people on this board possess anyway.
 
string_bean00 said:
thanks AAP


your delt workout is the shit


Delts seriously need volume training with isolation movement to grow. You have to pump pump pump that blood in there and force them to expand and grow.
 
AAP

what would you approximate a noobs cycle would cost?
or is this something that is not spoken of here? sorry if it is
 
AAP said:
Let's face it, I lose better DNA jerking off than most people on this board possess anyway.

If that's the case (not conceding that) don't you owe it to society to fuck women and make some little AAPs? For the sake of mankind?
 
Longhorn85 said:
If that's the case (not conceding that) don't you owe it to society to fuck women and make some little AAPs? For the sake of mankind?


Of course.

For a fee.
 
Phenom78 said:
What do you think of DC's stretching regimen?


Risky.

You take a muscle you just blasted beyond the point of partial recovery and then commit to doing extreme stretching on it? Just asking for trouble if you ask me. Mainly because while stretching a muscle you actually need the muscle to be capable of controlling the stretch which is not going to happen once you have just fried it. So you now are resorting to mainly tendons and ligaments to prevent the muscle from over extending and damaging itself.

Though the DC method works pretty much on the same principle. Stretching the muscle to loosen the fascia. However, I feel there are better ways to do that while being safer. Most people go with the No Pain, No Gain attitude and while stretching end up with deeper aches in their joints than the muscle which isn't a good thing.
 
Two points:

1. Who the hell wants bulging face muscles, anyway?
2. That sounds like some crock of shit science to me. Next you will advocate those belts that women used to wrap around themselves that vibrated them really hard or those big rollers that they would tread their fannies with.

LOL.
 
HeatherRae said:
Two points:

1. Who the hell wants bulging face muscles, anyway?
2. That sounds like some crock of shit science to me. Next you will advocate those belts that women used to wrap around themselves that vibrated them really hard or those big rollers that they would tread their fannies with.

LOL.

Who said anything about face muscles? He said the muscle fascia.
 
He said a myofacial roller, then mentioned fascia. Facial means the face...shit, this is too long to explain the humor. Nevermind...lol.
 
You can stretch the fascia by excessive feeding and becoming fat.

Fat people have excellent fascia elasticity.
 
gotmilk said:
You can stretch the fascia by excessive feeding and becoming fat.

Fat people have excellent fascia elasticity.


I wish my penis would strech...Lord knows I've massaged it enuff..
 
gotmilk said:
For $25, you can roll your way to a bigger penis.


I need to do something fast.....the more I workout....the bigger that I become...the smaller my penis looks.....At 185 lbs.......I thought it looked substancial.......at 250 lbs....it looks somewhat out of proportion...
 
AAP said:
...Let's face it, I lose better DNA jerking off than most people on this board possess anyway.
doesn't the bf take care of this for you anymore? :worried:
 
HeatherRae said:
useless without pics

GS-doesn't like us to post penis or poo pics.....but we can certainly take it to PMs on a show me yours and I'll show you mine basis....ofcourse you have to go first :qt:
 
The pics of men forum is full of penis pics (er...I guess)...lol. Put em up there.
 
swolenole said:
I've never posted a pic of my penis on the interweb.....I'm afraid :worried:
Embrace your fears and conquer them. It is the only way to become a more self-actualized human being. If you are not risking, then you are not stretching your spiritual wings.

hehehe.
 
HeatherRae said:
Embrace your fears and conquer them. It is the only way to become a more self-actualized human being. If you are not risking, then you are not stretching your spiritual wings.

hehehe.

I think it's all a matter of perspective...If I thought that I had a really impressive penis.....It would have made the web allready..... :rolleyes:
 
swolenole said:
I think it's all a matter of perspective...If I thought that I had a really impressive penis.....It would have made the web allready..... :rolleyes:
lol...touche. self-touche, as the case may be.
 
HeatherRae said:
He said a myofacial roller, then mentioned fascia. Facial means the face...shit, this is too long to explain the humor. Nevermind...lol.

ok ok, I just had to make sure you weren't serious
 
HeatherRae said:
useless without pics


True story here.... couple years ago I was online after drinking and Nicole asked me for a dick pic... I told her hang on and I would take one and put it in my avatar. I got distracted and started watching tv and didn't get back online until the next morning. GS had stayed up until 3AM waiting to delete my avatar as soon as I changed it. He was pissed. I couldn't tell if it was because I made him stay up or because I didn't change it.
 
HeatherRae said:
He said a myofacial roller, then mentioned fascia. Facial means the face...shit, this is too long to explain the humor. Nevermind...lol.
what a weak fucking joke
 
AAP said:
True story here.... couple years ago I was online after drinking and Nicole asked me for a dick pic... I told her hang on and I would take one and put it in my avatar. I got distracted and started watching tv and didn't get back online until the next morning. GS had stayed up until 3AM waiting to delete my avatar as soon as I changed it. He was pissed. I couldn't tell if it was because I made him stay up or because I didn't change it.


:lmao:
 
AAP said:
True story here.... couple years ago I was online after drinking and Nicole asked me for a dick pic... I told her hang on and I would take one and put it in my avatar. I got distracted and started watching tv and didn't get back online until the next morning. GS had stayed up until 3AM waiting to delete my avatar as soon as I changed it. He was pissed. I couldn't tell if it was because I made him stay up or because I didn't change it.
Yours in sport.
 
AAP said:
True story here.... couple years ago I was online after drinking and Nicole asked me for a dick pic... I told her hang on and I would take one and put it in my avatar. I got distracted and started watching tv and didn't get back online until the next morning. GS had stayed up until 3AM waiting to delete my avatar as soon as I changed it. He was pissed. I couldn't tell if it was because I made him stay up or because I didn't change it.

now that's a man with confidence.
 
lol...we should all post up just random nude pics we culled off the internet as our avatars and watch him go nuts. LOL.
 
HeatherRae said:
lol...we should all post up just random nude pics we culled off the internet as our avatars and watch him go nuts. LOL.


At the time, I had an avatar of a close up of an asshole. It wasn't that I was going to post a dick, he just didn't want me to post mine.
 
AAP said:
True story here.... couple years ago I was online after drinking and Nicole asked me for a dick pic... I told her hang on and I would take one and put it in my avatar. I got distracted and started watching tv and didn't get back online until the next morning. GS had stayed up until 3AM waiting to delete my avatar as soon as I changed it. He was pissed. I couldn't tell if it was because I made him stay up or because I didn't change it.
musta been a good program? ;)
 
AAP said:
At the time, I had an avatar of a close up of an asshole. It wasn't that I was going to post a dick, he just didn't want me to post mine.
maybe he wants it all for himself? Selfish bastard. ;-)
 
Jorge went fugging nuts at the assrim gif I posted.

It was like a fat kid finding out there was no cake at his birthday party. Alot of screaming and crying
 
Alright so I got one, (there is one @ the gym but its brown as shit and i dont wanna waste my time there to do it when i can @ home). Been doing a variety of the items in the booklet tonight, mainly focusing on my back thou. It actually fuckin hurts in a few positions. Hopefully in a couple weeks i'll notice a difference.
 
AAP said:
New format because I never said the previous 8 and everyone keeps asking for them.

So you spend money on a gym membership. And then spend hundreds of dollars each month on food, supplements and possible roids in your quest to develop mighty muscles of manly magnitude. Great. But your progress isn't what you expect it to be. Is it? So what if I told you there were two items you could purchase for under $100 that would help lead you to direct muscle growth while being fun, easy, and you would never have to leave home to benefit from them? Too good to be true? Maybe not.

$15 will purchase you a myofacial roller which you can use to literally crush the fascia of your muscles on a daily basis. The number one culprit for lack of muscle growth is a fascia that is too tight and restricts hypertrophy. Know how you get a balloon and try to blow it up and it is hard? So you take it, stretch it a bit and then it blows up much easier? Well your fascia operates on the same principle. You stretch it with the roller and loosen it, thus creating an environment that is conducive to easier muscle growth. Deep tissue massage works on the same principle, however that is going to cost you much much more than $15.

Speaking of massage... the other $85 will go towards purchasing a quality PERCUSSION massager. Not one of these vibrating massage things (or dildos which some of you are fond of) but a percussion massager that actually pounds away at the muscle. This will also loosen the fascia in addition to breaking up microfibril and giving your golgi tendons a nice rub down.

Oh yeah and it feels good too. These are two items that you can incorporate in your program and never have to leave the living room and tv at home. Not that any of you do that anyway.

$100. 20 mins at home per muscle group. What have you got to lose but to try?
thanks for the muscle building tip.
 
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