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Any aging pop star who would charge $350 for tickets to their concert deserves to be crucified for real on their glittery disco ball.
Another nightly prayer for normal people: Every night when I go to bed, I pray to God to free the religious fundamentalists of their sin of hatred. They must have done something really awful for God to exact such a punishment on them.
I have yet to meet a big butch bear. They look manly till they open their mouth and the Prada bag falls out. And let's be reasonable. If you have a leather arm band around your bicep and still have no vascularity, then your ass is just fat and not "thick skinned" like you say.
I really like rants by Phelps and Falwell. Saying that gays are to blame for natural disasters. Why does the homosexual population get blamed for this? I just don’t understand. Zeus bless you. It goes without saying that homophobia was actually written onto the Bible by a mortal person, not by an invisible man in the sky.
When I say I could never have anything but a monogamous relationship, people call me insecure or wonder why a buff, sexy, drop dead gorgeous, 30s guy would ever want that. Have straighties really gotten so twisted that they can no longer understand the beauty and respect of a monogamous relationship not distracted by the constant search for quick sex? So much for traditional marriage morals.
Lesbians hate on gay men in "their" bars. What I could never understand is why would a gay guy care if he can’t get into a nasty, Hepatitis-infected biker bar?
Listen, hag, you need to back off my boyfriend and stop bad mouthing me. You may have known each other since you were kids, but he’s with me now and never wanted your flat ass anyway. Get your own man or an A.C. adapter.
Why is it because I have never dated, nor want to date a black man or asian man I am a racist? And then because I have dated many Americans I am just a slut. Why would someone avoid sleeping with people outside their race? That just limits the people they can have sex with. That doesn’t sound too slutty, does it? Just because I don't date black guys that doesn't mean I have anything against those of you who do in an attempt fulfill some Mandingo, homo-thug fantasy.
Submissive and bottom are practically interchangeable. I mean, whoever heard of a submissive top?
Why were you not invited to my party? I only tend to invite the guys who care, think, and talk about books, art, ideas and living a meaningful life rather than worry whether Asians have small penises, Madonna, my muscles and the intricate and apparently controversial rules about older guys sleeping with younger guys. In other words, you're a bore.
I can’t stand when straight girls want to be my first girl experience. Honey I have banged more girls than you ever knew in your four years of frat college days. And all of them better looking than you. And just because I fucked girls to their last breath in the past does not mean I want to make out with you. But I don't tell you that do I? No I just smile and politely decline. Because if you knew the truth your ass would be overwhelmed by your feeble insecurities and you wouldn't leave home for the next 6 weeks because you couldn't stop sobbing.
One thing about personal ads is there are some weird people out there. I saw one ad where the guy listed ORAL ONLY. and then further states that condoms will be required. If I wanted to have oral sex with a condom on, I would just give head to a dildo.
Yes I live in a nice home. Yes I drive a nice car. Yes I have money. Yes I always seem to be at home or at the beach and never an office. Yes I take short flights a couple of times each month to "meetings". And in your narrow mind that makes me a drug dealer? You tell everyone that I am the new Tina King of town? I don't use that shit, sell that shit, know where to get that shit, or associate with people who do. How many tina freaks you know over 200 pounds? How many you know over 250 pounds? Like I thought.
I wish people that I don't know would stop touching me in bars. People that I do know don't do it so what gives strangers the right to think they can? Yes, I am marvelous by all means, but you don't have to touch. When you go to the museum do you touch the exhibit there? No. So why must you put your grimey little hands on me? And can someone please explain to me the fact that because you have muscles you automatically love it when people pinch your nipples? That is the swiftest way to get introduced to my bitch slap.
Another nightly prayer for normal people: Every night when I go to bed, I pray to God to free the religious fundamentalists of their sin of hatred. They must have done something really awful for God to exact such a punishment on them.
I have yet to meet a big butch bear. They look manly till they open their mouth and the Prada bag falls out. And let's be reasonable. If you have a leather arm band around your bicep and still have no vascularity, then your ass is just fat and not "thick skinned" like you say.
I really like rants by Phelps and Falwell. Saying that gays are to blame for natural disasters. Why does the homosexual population get blamed for this? I just don’t understand. Zeus bless you. It goes without saying that homophobia was actually written onto the Bible by a mortal person, not by an invisible man in the sky.
When I say I could never have anything but a monogamous relationship, people call me insecure or wonder why a buff, sexy, drop dead gorgeous, 30s guy would ever want that. Have straighties really gotten so twisted that they can no longer understand the beauty and respect of a monogamous relationship not distracted by the constant search for quick sex? So much for traditional marriage morals.
Lesbians hate on gay men in "their" bars. What I could never understand is why would a gay guy care if he can’t get into a nasty, Hepatitis-infected biker bar?
Listen, hag, you need to back off my boyfriend and stop bad mouthing me. You may have known each other since you were kids, but he’s with me now and never wanted your flat ass anyway. Get your own man or an A.C. adapter.
Why is it because I have never dated, nor want to date a black man or asian man I am a racist? And then because I have dated many Americans I am just a slut. Why would someone avoid sleeping with people outside their race? That just limits the people they can have sex with. That doesn’t sound too slutty, does it? Just because I don't date black guys that doesn't mean I have anything against those of you who do in an attempt fulfill some Mandingo, homo-thug fantasy.
Submissive and bottom are practically interchangeable. I mean, whoever heard of a submissive top?
Why were you not invited to my party? I only tend to invite the guys who care, think, and talk about books, art, ideas and living a meaningful life rather than worry whether Asians have small penises, Madonna, my muscles and the intricate and apparently controversial rules about older guys sleeping with younger guys. In other words, you're a bore.
I can’t stand when straight girls want to be my first girl experience. Honey I have banged more girls than you ever knew in your four years of frat college days. And all of them better looking than you. And just because I fucked girls to their last breath in the past does not mean I want to make out with you. But I don't tell you that do I? No I just smile and politely decline. Because if you knew the truth your ass would be overwhelmed by your feeble insecurities and you wouldn't leave home for the next 6 weeks because you couldn't stop sobbing.
One thing about personal ads is there are some weird people out there. I saw one ad where the guy listed ORAL ONLY. and then further states that condoms will be required. If I wanted to have oral sex with a condom on, I would just give head to a dildo.
Yes I live in a nice home. Yes I drive a nice car. Yes I have money. Yes I always seem to be at home or at the beach and never an office. Yes I take short flights a couple of times each month to "meetings". And in your narrow mind that makes me a drug dealer? You tell everyone that I am the new Tina King of town? I don't use that shit, sell that shit, know where to get that shit, or associate with people who do. How many tina freaks you know over 200 pounds? How many you know over 250 pounds? Like I thought.
I wish people that I don't know would stop touching me in bars. People that I do know don't do it so what gives strangers the right to think they can? Yes, I am marvelous by all means, but you don't have to touch. When you go to the museum do you touch the exhibit there? No. So why must you put your grimey little hands on me? And can someone please explain to me the fact that because you have muscles you automatically love it when people pinch your nipples? That is the swiftest way to get introduced to my bitch slap.
@ the bear comment.
