AAP Versus The Nature Boy

[Nathan]

Now, while these two aren't officially signed up for the competition, I think that if these two fellas are up for it, it'd be good to see what they are made of. Well, ladies, let's see if the likes of you two asspackers can hurl insults like you can your own feces. GO!

 

[supersizeme]

CHECK THESE HAPPY MEALS OUT YO.

SHIT!

 

[the nature boy]

I'm not into hurling insults. only feces.

at least give us a topic to discuss.

 

[Nathan]

Okay, your topic shall be a figment of my imagination that I would genuinely like to see realized on the Silver Screen:

Rather than hair growing on the human head, there are 32 small, puckered rectums covering the scalp of humanity that perpetually ooze feces. It's supposed to represent that the human mind is full of shit.

 

[the nature boy]

Okay, your topic shall be a figment of my imagination that I would genuinely like to see realized on the Silver Screen:

Rather than hair growing on the human head, there are 32 small, puckered rectums covering the scalp of humanity that perpetually ooze feces. It's supposed to represent that the human mind is full of shit.

that's been done already. it was called Spy Kids II.

 

[AAP]

This will be rather boring. Because Nature Boy and I are too aware of how the other is going to react.

Of course I could be overly cruel and say Ric Flair Ain't Shit... but that would bring tears to my eyes.


Now someone please explain to me what the fuck is up with these clown pics on here.

The only remote thing that the topic of multi-rectum head brings to mind is that shit-for-brains buddy that Nature Boy had operating the meth lab. Dude fucked up and caused dread lady to lose her arm.

 

[the nature boy]

did she really lose her arm? I wasn't sure if that was a joke or not.

one a thread a while back I told frackal the only woman he could get was an amputee. She gave me green green karma that said "lol that's f'ed up". I guess she has a good sense of humor about it.

 

[AAP]

Ok, what the hell, I ain't gonna lie. It was not the retard associate Nature Boy employed. It was Nature Boy himself that caused the explosion. Running around and doing that fucked up little fargo strut that he STILL can't get right, no matter how many times I show him how it is done. I keep trying to teach him to be Flair, but he keeps leaning more towards Landell.

God damn it. When those feathers on that robe caught fire, it was BOOM - CITY.



P.S. Nathan - your discussion topics suck. You would get a LOT MORE participation and great threads if you chose a topic that the two people had something in common with.

 

[Nathan]

Well, fine AAP. I'm not going to lie to you, my feelings have now been hurt and I'm going to go sulk by myself. Fuck everybody.

 

[AAP]

Yeah, she only had one arm.... remember the shit dread lord good guy was telling us. So much for the "good guy" part.

Wonder whatever happened to them.

But seriously, she and I chatted in PM a few times and she really did only have one arm. She never told me how she lost it though.

 

[AAP]

I'm sorry Nathan. You are still shinier than everyone else.


but like with Nature Boy and I, you could have assigned us a debate between Flair and Landell or why Pabst was a beer drinker delight.

 

[Nathan]

Kay, well discuss whatever you boys want to then. See if I care.....alright I care come on back now.

 

[AAP]

Did I win?

 

[the nature boy]

do you get anything if you win? if no, then fine, you win.